Somali Jokes iyo Maah Maah Thread

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Originally posted by Ghanima:

1-Luuq Luuq maroow laazim laamigaas imaahaa.

Short cut taker arrives with badness

 

2-Canjeelo sidii ukala koreeso aa loo kala qaataa.

You can distinguish the difference in canjeelo and judge when it was made.

 

4-Awkeey dooli diloow dad nool maas udaahaa.

Where is the insect basta*d, people who are alive are never this late!

Ooh, maan, how could I possibly miss this? Whoever came up with those memorable aphorisms needs to sue you for butchering the words.

[Nephissa]

** Hooba naar galaasa, bartaa ay la aragnee, tiimbooy! **

MMA, I've always wondered waxa hoobanaaya ee naarta galaaya, oo bartaas aad ku aragtay, oona hadana tiimbo-naaya, wuxuu yahay.

 

Thanks.

[Jacaylbaro]

Hadaad naar geleyso si fiican u tiimbo

[N.O.R.F]

Neph

 

Af joogo looma adeego, can be roughly translated to: "Never kiss anyone's butt."

LooooooL

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Originally posted by Nephthys:

quote: ** Hooba naar galaasa, bartaa ay la aragnee, tiimbooy! **

MMA, I've always wondered waxa hoobanaaya ee naarta galaaya, oo bartaas aad ku aragtay, oona hadana tiimbo-naaya, wuxuu yahay.

 

Thanks.

Bishaaro, I've sharaxed that maahmaah on the first page of this thread. You've guessed close, but you misinterpreted the crucial word: hooba. Hooba in Afmaay has not the same meaning of 'hoobanaya' in Afmaxaatiri.

 

Hooba = haddii in Afmaay.

 

So the maahmaah is: Haddaa naar galeysid, bartaada yaala arkin ee tiimbo. Waxee ka hadleysaa if you want to do something major in your life, do it completely or otherwise faraha ka qaad ama kala bax. Hal lug aa igu jirto and lugta kale banaanka ii taalee ma soconeyso waaye camal.