Somali Jokes iyo Maah Maah Thread

[Nephissa]

"Deris-kaaga oo dagaalkaaga rabo dooro-daada iga cesho aas ku dhahaa"

 

" Gabar iyo moosbo dhaqsaa leeska da-dajiyaa, haddii kale waa kugu baqbaqaayiin"

 

MMA, af reer waqooyi ugu fasirbo.

[Buuxo]

lol nephyst , i can not believe you compared us to a banana :mad: . i get the meaning tho

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooool@dooro

[Buuxo]

^ whats so funny about dooro?

[Jacaylbaro]

Only if you know what is Dooro in af reer waqooyi

[Nephissa]

buuxo, dooro in Af reer waqooyi means what Shuun means in Af Soomaali.

[Jacaylbaro]

Dooro and Shuun are not same ,,,,,, come on

[Yaabka-Yaabkiis]

Waceysle YAAH ku dhahay kuma moogo.

Reer Bari Baraabo kuti Saluuto.

Baayo bari laga reesay baasto iyo bariis la hel.

Xaasid naftiisa ayuu xaasid u yahay.

Iska fiiri wixi foolbidaayo.

war jiraaba cakaaru iman(this is for reer waqooyi)

[Buuxo]

really,gosh i better watch what i say from now on then, no stories about my dooro.

[Jacaylbaro]

Dooro means Matako in Sawahili

[Yaabka-Yaabkiis]

loool ,i like dooro, i eat everyday even one hour before i ate it

[Jacaylbaro]

Yukkkkkkkkkkk ,, you eat dooro ??? waar xishood

[Yaabka-Yaabkiis]

mudane siilaanyo also like to eat DOORO.

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooool ,,,

 

I'm in love with this lady called SHUUN

[BOB]

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1-Luuq Luuq maroow laazim laamigaas imaahaa.

 

2-Canjeelo sidii ukala koreeso aa loo kala qaataa.

 

3-Meel libaax soo galay lo' majoogeeso.

 

4-Awkeey dooli diloow dad nool maas udaahaa.

 

5-Ninkii waaw dhaho uslee laga warsugaa.

 

6-Dameer isku haleen ee habarteed dabada uga nuugtaa.

 

7-Nin weyn oo waashe webigaas ku dhacaa.

 

8-Sabuul galeey ninkusiiyaa la siiyaa.

 

9-Malaay banaan ma imaadee makhaadin aa keente.

 

10-Cimrigaagoo weeynaado caqligaadaas caawihaa.

 

11-Cimrigaadoo weeynaado geel dhalaayo aas ku tusaa.

 

12-Cusbo caan waaye.

 

13-Luquntaada oo lagu murmo laqdabo waaye.

 

14-Baabuur qaboow Jinni qaboow.

 

15-Maseeroow moos batiiq waaye.

 

16-Lammo iyaaka dhexdooda nacbudu waaye.

 

17-Jibaal fashoow jinkaa ma ahin.

 

18-kuunto wixii loo kuuse karaamo lee ma ahinoo .

 

19-Naag wixii haayo xarig lee ma ahinoo.

 

20-Musbaax mininkaa ubaahan minin dadoow mala geeyo.

 

21-Belaayadaada ninkii rabo biyo baasto aas kugu shubaa.

 

22-Deriskaagoo daan-daansigaaga rabo dooradaada iga ceshahaas ku dhahaa.

 

23-Intii baal qabto waa biibtee dooro mexee ubiibi weesi?

 

24-Malakul mood minin faaruq maxaas ka qaadaa?

 

25-Ninkii la waayo mininkiisaa laga tawaa.

 

26-Dooli bood-boodkiisa mukulaal dhirifkeeda waaye.

 

27-Kadaloob kuunto wadkeeda waaye.

 

28-Macno la'aan minin xumaa ka danbeeso.

 

29-Mininkeey iiga bax iyo maalkeey isii meel loo moodo maleh.

 

30-Quraansho aruurte anyax waa jiidee.

 

31-Shirxun qofkii socdo iyo shaneemo ruux aaday shar waa la kulmaa sheydaan ma waahaayo.

 

32-Nimaa run sheegin beenaa u karooran.

 

33-Nin ku gaade waa loo gabadaa.

 

34-Nin roorooyo hortiis lama rooro.

 

 

Good Luck.

 

 

Salam Aleikum W.W

 

 

Peace,Love & Unity.