Somali Jokes iyo Maah Maah Thread

[Jacaylbaro]

In general it means if the man can't do those three things he can't manage himself ... i mean he is weak. That is if he can't sew his clother when needed, he can't take decisions and can't make money by saving it he is weak.

[rudy-Diiriye]

tuug la qabtay, talo ma lahaa! word to tfg..lol

[Jacaylbaro]

a captured thief has no choice

[Aaliyyah]

Rag waxa ugu xun saddex nin:Nin maqan oon la tebin iyo nin jooga oon la tirin, iyo Nin tegaya oon la celin.

 

''Of all men, three types are the worst, he who is not remembered when absent, he who is ignored when present,and he who is not stopped when departing"

[Abyan]

my favorite

 

Mukulaal mininkeed(gurigeeda) joogto miciyo libaax eey leedahay

 

someone translate in english please.

[Jacpher]

^Cat with a lion teeth at home.

 

Try this one: Ragoow barasho, geeloow rarasho

[Faarax-Brawn]

Originally posted by Jimcaale:

^Cat with a lion teeth at home.

 

Try this one:

Ragoow barasho, geeloow rarasho

Man is to Know as Camel is to Load

[Jacpher]

^ I like the load part.

 

How about run iyo ilkaba waa la cadeeyaa.

[Buuxo]

^im starting to think there is more to that maahmaaah with the way you two are grining.

 

How about this: Nin aan qooq jabin ,maroodi ma jabiyo

[Jacpher]

Easy one. If elephant can't break you, arrogance won't.

 

This one is bit harder. Far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo.

[Intel]

Originally posted by Jimcaale:

Cat with a lion teeth at home.

lol

Jimcaale...now thats poor mate

[Buuxo]

Originally posted by Jimcaale:

Easy one. If elephant can't break you, arrogance won't.

 

This one is bit harder.

Far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo.

One finger can't wash a face.

[Buuxo]

the one i overuse... Khayr ha falin , shar kuuma imato

[Crystal_Clear]

Poor guy meant "Mukulaal mininkeeda joogta miciyo libaax bay leedahay. " RRRRRr!

 

1.Nin cimrigiisa dheerada geel dhalaya ayuu arkaa.

"A man prolonging his age sees a camel giving "birth."

 

2.Ragna waa shaah, dumarna waa sheeko.

"Men for tea, women for talk."

 

3.Talo walaal diide taagoogta ayuu kajabaa.

"One refusing a sibling's advice breaks his arm."

 

4.Waa dhalaankii dhalmada hooyadood baray.

"These youth taught their mother to give birth."

 

5 . Nin wax cunay xishood.

"A man who has eaten something becomes shy."

 

 

6.Kunka koodi kownaka guurso.

"A thousand assignations, one marriage

[Jacpher]

What's wrong with that? There's mukulaal(cat), miciyo(cat teeth), libaax(lion) & gurigeeda joogto, (at home)? Did I get the miciyo wrong? Wasn't that animal teeth or human?

 

Buuxothat maahmaah is not very encouraging.

 

5 . Nin wax cunay xishood.

"A man who has eaten something becomes shy."

lol@becomes shy.