xiinfaniin Posted August 19, 2009 Women Section Imam Description Use interpersonal communication skills, such as starring persistently at women sections known bullies to dampen their bad spirit, connects various SOL women intellectuals to build an awakened base, provides spiritual guidance for women congregations during the month of Ramadan, stares persistently at known bullies in this section and instills fear in their heart, dampens prevalent bad spirits and dries up the source, builds coalition with SOL admins to form unbreakable alliance against trouble makers, uses quran to beat ceratin possessed souls into shape Qualifications Memorizes at least Inamal acmaalu biniyyaat xaddiith, and half of Juz camma Graduated from eNuri Soft Waano Dacwa school, 3 years experience in SOL political section, deep understanding of the art of trolling and other various methods employed to disrupt useful dialogues and meaningful debates, experience of at least one hostile encounter with NGONGE and other male bullies, watched at least one Youtube clip of Marx’s talalac filled tirades, have good, working relationship with Blessed, Malika, KK, Serenity and other responsible females of SOL Job Information Primary Location: virtual Hiring Manager: Rahima Compensation: Ajar katheer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted August 19, 2009 Xin, since Shidan will be chained up in Ramdhan, I think most people will be okay, without fearing someone. First person that came to mind when I read the ad is Sheh, The girl is one scary lady you know. Graduated from eNuri Soft Waano Dacwa school, 3 years experience in SOL political section, deep understanding of the art of trolling and other various methods employed to disrupt useful dialogues and meaningful debates, experience of at least one hostile encounter with NGONGE and other male bullies, watched at least one Youtube clip of Marx’s talalac filled tirades, have good, working relationship with Blessed, Malika, KK, Serenity and other responsible females of SOL Daacad baan uu qosoley! LOOL Ramadhan Mubarak to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted August 19, 2009 ^^Ramadan Kariim to you too ya Ibti @Sheh being the Imam of Women Section I thought she was one of the bullies of this place Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted August 19, 2009 ^I shall recommend our Ibti for the job,she already does a good job keeping things in order in here.. But,perhaps she will be over qualified as the specification only targets those whom could only read half a juzuu camaa..Our Ibti is xafiid quraan dee,will the salary match her qualifications? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted August 19, 2009 ^^Already amaan baan laahey, meel ha iga tuurin yaa Malika!! Xiin: You will have to be a bully to be an imam of this section. Are looking for a women, meel kaasta ma waadad baa laa diigi, I demand you change the ad for a women shikhad, or imam-ad. One we can send all our questions to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted August 19, 2009 ^^one you can send all your questions eh? That would not be an easy task Ibti . Lets tame the place first Malika I said at least, the key word, so the more knoweledgeable, the better. Ibti is a Burcawi girl who could certainly get this place in order,she has the knowledge and experience though I am not sure she watched Marx's nonse YouTube clips Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheherazade Posted August 19, 2009 Originally posted by xiinfaniin: I thought she was one of the bullies of this place Watch your mouth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blessed Posted August 19, 2009 Dacee code of practice: Ramadaan Kareem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted August 20, 2009 Waryaa is qoray oo meesha nadiifiyya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Siren Posted August 20, 2009 Forget about Ibti its obvious that the job description is refering to me. I'd be perfect for the role. Hadaba yaa calimada ee saara? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MZanzi Posted August 20, 2009 ^^koleey aniga kucaleemi saari maayo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Siren Posted August 20, 2009 ^-Jealousy doesn't become you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted August 20, 2009 ^Ina caana nuug kuugu wacaynaa haku caleemi saarey. Gacantiisaa barakeysan baa layiri Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xiinfaniin Posted August 20, 2009 Wolf tending the herd is Amrun Mustaxiil. No Siren does not qualify . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted August 20, 2009 **Comes in with large pink protest banner 'THE SIREN FOR WOMEN SECTION IMAAM' sprinkled with yellow and green sparkles, while chanting 'SAAYREN FOR IMAAM, SAAYREN FOR IMAAM'** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites