Women

[wyre]

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

 

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,

If you don't you are not a man.

 

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

 

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,

If you don't you are not understanding.

 

If you visit her often, you are boring,

If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

 

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,

If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

 

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,

If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

 

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,

If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

 

If you talk, she wants you to listen,

If you listen, she wants you to talk.

 

IN SHORT...

So simple, yet so complex,

So weak, yet so powerful,

So confusing, yet so desirable,

So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN

[Kamaavi]

sujie waaxid ,,,

[Juxa]

i know he is a fan of JB and likes lakin tana ma u danbeysay?

 

friendly talo though.....you dont want to cross the creatures called WOMEN :mad:

[wyre]

Kamaavi

Juxa no offence I like dem women lol

[Juxa]

hade orodoo soo gado couple

[wyre]

Maya saa ma ahan love ka aan kuu sheegayo waad ka dartay juxa bisinkee anugu gabdhaha wax uma qabo unbaan ka wadaa waa walaalaheen iyo inamadeenna waan uun jeclahay 4 God's sake

[Blessed]

Complexity keeps one interested, no?

 

Hello juxa.. naagaha la gadayo xageed ka keentay?

[wyre]

blessediga qabo juxa alleylehe

[MZanzi]

Women are just FICKLE MINDED creatures

[Juxa]

he called us WOMEN then creatures, ninku waa suicidal so what do you expect?

 

hi blessed how are you macaan badan? weyrax iyo anigu waan isku wareersanahay already

[Blessed]

^Juxa, ha u bixin, my lovely. Marka lagu soo daadiyo ayay netka calaacal ula ordaan. Ha iska nafisaan ee udaah, in ay qarxaan baa laga yaabaa hadii kale..

 

Wyrax,

Maxaad iigu daba dhuuman? Is giiji, ninyow.

[Ismalura]

Reminds me of the joke....

 

Why Do Men Die First?

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.

If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy prick.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.

If you cry... you're a wimp.

If you don't... you're an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.

If SHE asks you... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.

If you don't... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.

If you don't... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.

If you don't... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers... you're after something.

If you don't... you're not thoughtful.

If she has a headache... she's tired.

If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often... you're oversexed.

If you don't... there must be someone else.

Men Die First Because They Want To!

 

Some truth to it but it is not such a bad thing to be complicated.

[Ismalura]

My favourite....

 

If you cry... you're a wimp.

If you don't... you're an insensitive *******.

 

 

I say find a middle ground man !

[Kamaavi]

Originally posted by Ismalura:

If you want it too often... you're oversexed.

If you don't... there must be someone else.

lol average is best.

[wyre]

Originally posted by Ismalura:

If she has a headache... she's tired.

If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.

alleylehe maxaad run ka sheegtay lol

I remember my ex lol joke akhyaarta