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Has your Khat been stolen by another Farax?

 

Is your Xalimo mentally abusing you 24/7 and you want a divorce without financially getting raped?

 

Short in cash and you thrown yourself in front of a car to get fast money quick for another round of Khat?

 

Has your Bariis & Baasto restaurant been shut down for poor hygiene?

 

Did your competitor, the Pakistani cabdriver Akbar mess with your cab when you were chilling in Starbucks with the other Faraxs?

 

Has your Jamaican neighbour filed a lawsuit against you for calling him Adoon and Jareer after he found out what those words meant two weeks later.

 

Have you recently found out firsthand that a Chinese woman and Somali man in traffic is a disaster waiting to happen?

 

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Originally posted by Sky:

Has your Khat been stolen by another Farax?

 

Is your Xalimo mentally abusing you 24/7 and you want a divorce without financially getting raped?

 

Short in cash and you thrown yourself in front of a car to get fast money quick for another round of Khat?

 

Has your Bariis & Baasto restaurant been shut down for poor hygiene?

 

Did your competitor, the Pakistani cabdriver Akbar mess with your cab when you were chilling in Starbucks with the other Faraxs?

 

Has your Jamaican neighbour filed a lawsuit against you for calling him Adoon and Jareer after he found out what those words meant two weeks later.

 

Have you recently found out firsthand that a Chinese woman and Somali man in traffic is a disaster waiting to happen?

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Though I'm sure King Osman provides valuable service to the Somali community, I'm not so sure helping those who are caught chewing, transporting or smuggling Qaad is a good idea. It's bad enough the community suffers from their wasteful selfishness, now we have someone to get them out of trouble.

 

I encourage anyone who knows a place where Qaad is sold to report it to their local police. Let these marathon chewers become Bubba's b!tch in jail for a few nights. It will make them come home right after work and raise their families. Enough already.

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^Ahhh, i see it Dawg. C.T.N? W.O.S? T.T.Y.T then ;T.Y.T* My Man. Ight ight ;)smile.gif

 

Has your Bariis & Baasto restaurant been shut down for poor hygiene?

 

Yo, Not one,But two Restaurants playa. I needed help.

 

 

Glossary:

C.T.N=Cant talk now

W.O.S=Wife over shoulder

T.T.Y.L=Talk to you later

T.Y.T=Take your time.

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