I-am-bored

[roobleh]

Some of the daily misuses of the English language. Some are funny and some are very funny.

 

 

1. In the window of a Travel Agency:

"Please Go Away!"

 

2. In a Chinese menu:

"The pork covers the rice."

 

3. In a Baptist church:

"Read the Bible-It will scare the hell out of you."

 

4. In a Catholic church:

"Staying in bed shouting, oh God! Does not constitute going to church."

 

5. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

"Drop your trousers here for best results."

 

6. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

 

7. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

 

8. In the office of a Roman doctor:

"Specialist in women and other diseases."

 

9. Another advertisement from a doctor:

"We took a young woman with severe memory loss and helped her forget she ever had it."

 

10. From a dentist advertisement showing a beautiful, smiling woman:

"Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again."

 

11. In a Tokyo shop:

"Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."

 

12. On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

 

13. In an East African newspaper:

"A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers."

 

14. In a Tokyo bar:

"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

 

15. In a Yugoslavian hotel:

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

 

16. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

"Would you like to ride on your own *ss?"

 

17. At the dry cleaners:

"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

[Haneefah]

When was the last time you've opened up the musxaf and recited the words of your Creator? Why don't you make use of your time and earn yourself some barakah in the process?

 

A believer should never have time to feel bored!

[ShyRose]

Haneefah, a bit harsh don't u think sis?

 

Robleh, funny very funny. Thanks for the minor entertainment

[roobleh]

Okay, I am not that bored now, so lay down ur stick! Did u read all, which one u like the most?

[roobleh]

Thanks ShyRose, and welcome to sol.

[Haneefah]

^no stick, really. And no, I didn't read your list

 

Shy, didn't mean to sound harsh at all. It was just a simple reminder for the brother.

[Chimera]

nr 8. LMAO!!

 

the rest not so..(nr 13. i don't get it :confused: )

[ShyRose]

Rob, Thanks!

 

Haneefah, it's always good to make time for a lil laugh

[Abu_ilyaas]

Robleh, I think Haneefah has a good point. if you recited couple of surahs from the quraan or some hadeeths. not only will that keep you occupied but you will appreciate the chance (time) you are give in this world to worship, thank and repent as you beggin to understand the Allmight's powers.

[RedSea]

Haneefah good advice. It would be nice having you beside me to say 'waar kadaa' everytime I slip off the rails.

[Jacaylbaro]

You always slip off the rails ,,, waa lagugu xiiqayaa adiga niyow ,,

[RedSea]

^LOL. Hadii aan siibto waxaan kaa codsanayaa in aanad i qaban. Haneefah ayaa ii joogta (: