Jacaylbaro Posted April 1, 2008 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man.. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little ba*stard*! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted April 1, 2008 I sent a txt to my group who had a presentation with me at 9.45 (15mins before the presentation) to tell them I was not coming in, something important came up. I had the PowerPoint’s and everything. lol. I walked in at 9.55, and they were freaky out, giving me 10 miss calls. Worse part was some of them did not understand what April fools day is, so they were puzzled why I was "so mean"! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted April 1, 2008 A radio host was fooled this morning. she came on to replace the guy before her and had to do the traffic report. She read out something like the following. Traffic is slow in Abu Dhabi on Al 'Laxam' road and an alternative route through 'Fatoush' street and onto 'Mutabal' road is advised . She hung her head in shame. Needless to say i had humous for lunch after hearing that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
