NGONGE Posted March 20, 2008 March 19, 2008 | Issue 44•12 CHICAGO—According to witnesses, a loud black man approached a crowd of some 4,000 strangers in downtown Chicago Tuesday and made repeated demands for change. "The time for change is now," said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. "The need for change is stronger and more urgent than ever before. And only you—the people standing here today, and indeed all the people of this great nation—only you can deliver this change." It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the United States for change. "I've already seen this guy four times today," Chicago-area ad salesman Blake Gordon said. "Every time, it'sthe same exact spiel. 'I need change.' 'I want change.' Why's he so eager for all this change? What's he going to do with it, anyway?" After his initial requests for change, the black man rambled nonstop on a variety of unrelated topics, calling for affordable health care, demanding that the government immediately begin withdrawing troops from Iraq, and proposing a $75 billion economic stimulus plan to create new jobs. "What a wacko," Schaumburg, IL resident Patrick Morledge said. "And, of course, after telling us all about how he had the ability to magically fix everything, he went right back to asking for change. Typical." "If he's really looking for change, he's got the wrong guy," Morledge added. Reports indicate that the black man has been riding from city to city across the country, asking for change wherever he goes. Citizens in Austin, TX said they spotted the same guy standing on the street Friday, shouting far-fetched ideas about global warming. Cleveland residents also reported seeing him in a local park, wildly gesticulating and quoting from the Bible. And last week, patrons at the Starlight Diner in Cheyenne, WY claimed that the black man accosted them while they were eating, repeatedly requesting change. "I saw him walk in and I knew he was headed straight for our table," said mother of three Gladys Davies. "He just stood there smiling at us for a while, and asked how our food tasted. Then he went and did the same thing at the next table over. The nerve of some people." Those who encountered the black man Tuesday said he engaged in erratic behavior, including pointing at random people in the crowd and desperately saying he needs their help, going up to complete strangers and hugging them, and angrily claiming that he is not looking for just a little bit of change, but rather a great deal of change, and that he wants it "right now." "I'll be honest, when that black guy said he would 'stop at nothing' to get change, it kind of scared me," local mechanic Phil Nighbert said. "Just leave me alone." Though many were taken aback by the black man's brazen demands, some, such as Jackson, MS's Holly Moser, sympathized with him. She gave the black man credit for boldly standing up and asking every last person around him for change. "I told him I'd give him some if I saw him later, even though I probably won't," Moser said. "Very nice man, though." Most, however, ignored his requests. "I'm a hardworking American who pays his taxes, and the last thing I need is some guy on the street demanding change from me," said William Overkamp, a Springfield, IL gun-shop owner. He added, "What he really needs is a job." Source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fabregas Posted March 20, 2008 What a Son of a Black Man( those Obama's words, not mine)! Tolow, does this erratic, angry, yelling, rambling, Black man/Black Guy/thing have a name? :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kashafa Posted March 20, 2008 ^ Yup, He's recently been hailed as a 'mack daddy pimp'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted March 20, 2008 ^^Even black people are racist towards each other! This is astonishing and very sad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fabregas Posted March 20, 2008 war naftan bal eega ninyahow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FatB Posted March 21, 2008 ^good whites ***. nigro.. dam the guy has issues Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasant Posted March 23, 2008 That pastor is a racist %@$%. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted March 23, 2008 hes got a point! racism still exists in america. u will notice that when u get in the work force. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seekknowledge Posted March 23, 2008 Blacks are self destructive people whether they live in America or Somalia. Look at this guy he is telling them not to vote for Obama then what is the option Clinton or Mccain? When Clinton or any white guy becomes president he'll be the first to yell and scream that the white people don't want a black guy as president. The same way somalis are yelling and screaming about Ethiopias atrocities when they are the ones refusing to sit down and solve their problems. The more they kill each other the more Ethiopia prospers. While they are blowing themselves up Ethiopia is getting more money from our enemies. Their children are getting better education, the country is getting more investments while our children are getting killed by both sides and their future shattered by the stubborness of QABIL LOYALTIES. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted March 24, 2008 Salam Aleikum W.W I have a question directed at the most Somalis in here who seem to be hailing the good run that Obama is enjoying so far in this election... What is Obama going to do for you? When I say You...I mean as a Muslim Somali whose country and its people is divided and then invaded and currently occupied by the one and only enemy you've always had...and please don't tell me ooh he's black this and he's black that and such...spare that monkey business stuff for those who want to hear it... Let me remind you something here guys...he seems to enjoy saying that he was against the Iraq invasion yet blames Afghanistan for what the American government did on 9/11...my point is he's running to be the president of America and America has a constitution that has been written down while Obama's great, great, great-grandfather was a toddler and whether we like it or not, whether we admit it or not...the only people that could change and ultimately did change the American constitution to suit them are the jews...to make America what its today...the jews run country and sorry to burst your bubbles my dear brothers and sisters jews do hate Muslims with passion and last time I knew you were a Muslim...why else would the so-called international community keep on giving arms to these spineless warlords that run our country and why else would they send Ethiopia to invade your country...I tell you why...they couldn't stomach to see a Muslim country governed with the Sharia and run by pious Muslims who wouldn't bow down to no one but almighty Allah s.w. Oooh I almost forgot...one more thing guys...where did McCain go to after his visit to Iraq while YOUR Obama and his co-democrat bilcaan were busy entertaining the world with their he said she said play and what did McCain say to the world when even nobody asked what was his chicken business about in visiting the country in Question? Seems he's going to be your next President. May Peace Be With You All. Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
