wiilwaalRadio Posted October 11, 2010 (Office of the SomaliTranslator. Just came in a lone white male. He is visibly drunk.) Translator: Please, be seated. Lone-White Male: I don’t need your seats. Translator: And I don’t want no trouble here. Lone-White-Male: I am hiring you. Translator: Hiring me for what. Lone-White Male: Inter…Translation Translator: It’s getting late, I was about leaving Lone-White-Male: My neighbour is Somalian, frankly, I don’t care about your people. Translator: Make it quick, what do you want of me Lone-White-Male: He calls me names, well, we call each other names. Translator; So, you have your war of words, that’s all. Lone-White-Male: That’s not all. When I call him names he doesn’t seem to care and he speaks good English too—-he is not dump.. I called him nigger, bushman, refuge, dirty—- Translator: What a minute. Stop there. Lone-White-Male: Just give me few Somalian words that will the do the trick, I hate the *******.. Translator: (amused) You want to abuse your Somali neighbor and need the right terms. Lone-White Male: Yes, Just one or two that will get him mad. Translator: Words will not do in this case.. Find the name’s of your neighbor’s Somali tribe,---and insult the man's clan--- he should put a spirited defense on their behave (if he is Somalian that is). And be prepared for sound beating. Lone-White-Male getting up) I can take care of myself. TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS PLAY CLICK HERE The Embattled Women, A Somali Drama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
