ASWRB; Over the past few months, it has occured to me that a number of mainly caucasian people(in various places) have made pirate jokes against me. Although one might say these are just harmful jokes, a careful analytical examinination reveals that there is something more sinister at play here: the media is waging a war against Somali people. Conspiracy theory? la walahi, take some of the following facts into account: Piracy occurs across many different countries. It has only been in the last couple of years that Somalis have topped the league table. So why does the BBC(in particular) highlight only acts of piracy that take place in Somalia? Why not cover acts of piracy in Nigeria, Ethiopia or Poland? Answer: Somalis are easy targets. One can get away with slandering them, mocking them and constantly covering negative topics about them. If this were the Pakistanti community, wale, some curry would spill. Secondly, a certain media organisation has made it a habit to always point out the original nationality of crime suspects. They have to always tell us, " Abdi awale, originally from Somalia is wanted in connection with.....duhduhduh.....". AGain, the unsuspecting- naive person would assume this is simply a technicality; however, a careful examination shows that this practice is mainly reserved for persons of Somali origin, even though some of them may be born in the UK. I sincerely call upon all educated people( such as Ibtisam and Marcus "baris" Johnson) with links to the caucasian aristocracy to complain and send letters to offical agencies about the media war against Somali people, which is being waged by major media organisations. Lastly, the department of UFO analysis at the Moorishland and Bladland embassy and every Halganized Moorish Berberian Somali of rageedi calibre full reserves the right to strike back against inviduals who use the piracy issue to bully Somali students/workmates. I have a green belt in sabaxad from my uncle. roar.

SATURDAY 13 MARCH 9.00- 10.00 Opening Session addressed by: HE President Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed, the President of Somalia and Shaykh Abdullah Bin Bayah, President of the Global Centre for Renewal and Guidance SUNDAY 14 MARCH 9.30 am Session Chair: Shaykh Muhammad Sultan al Ulama Speaker 1: Amr Khaled Speaker 2 : Shaykh Mohammed Garibullah Speaker 3: Abdullah Ali Salem Speaker 4: Shaykh Qaribullah Nasir Kabara Islamic scholars will hold a conference between the March 13-14 to call on the Somali people to back president sheikh shariff. The summit will draw upon the expertise of Muslim scholars such as: Hamza Yusuf (USA) Amr Khaled (Egypt) Shaykh Tijane Cisse (Senegal) Shaykh Mohamed Gharib , (Sudan) Shaykh Habib Ali Al Jifri the General Director of Tabah Foundation All who will clarify the orthodox position on Jihad and Takfir (judging a Muslim to be outside the fold of Islam). The event under the Chairmanship of the President of GCRG Shaykh Abdullah Bin Bayah will focus on the refutation of the ideologies of violent Islamists in Somalia who abuse the name of Shariah by imposing their own literal, ill-informed interpretations onto the innocent population.

Riazat Butt Somali president Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed has been busy of late. This weekend he is attending a summit in Dubai, along with an international cast of scholars and clerics, to refute the ideologies of groups that "abuse the name of sharia by imposing their own literal, ill-informed interpretations onto others". Organised by the Global Centre for Renewal and Guidance (GCRG) the summit will clarify the orthodox position on jihad and takfir – judging a Muslim to be outside the fold – and analyse the religious motivation of group of violent Islamists in Somalia, known as al-Shabaab. The meeting will result in a fatwa condemning them. Several thoughts spring to mind. It should not take a summit to state the obvious and it will take more than a fatwa to end the chaos and destruction wreaked by al-Shabaab. Previous Cif blogs have attracted a variety of opinion on the success or otherwise of fatwas against terrorism. So where does this leave the summit? According to Anna Rader, of the Royal United Services Institute, Somalia is a deeply religious country but most citizens are appalled by al-Shabaab's extreme interpretation of Islam and that the cultural strictures it seeks to impose are onerous to say the least when the country is struggling with poverty and insecurity. Other Islamist groups in the country – such as al-Ittihad al-Islami and the Islamic Council Union – have balanced the implementation of sharia with law, order and attempts to address social welfare issues. Al-Shabaab, she adds, has made no effort to connect its form of "justice" to broader issues, "calling into question whether it really has any clear programmatic goals or any sense of what a truly Islamic state would look like for Somalia". Both al-Shabaab and the Somali president use religious rhetoric to establish legitimacy and authority in the eyes of the international and domestic community. Both lay claim to being the true guardians of Islam. It could be that, by allying himself with people such as Salman al-Awadah, the Saudi Arabian scholar who set up Islam Today, and Abdullah Omar Naseef, president of the Muslim World League, that the Somali president is more interested in bolstering the transitional federal government (TFG) than trying to influence al-Shabaab, which has made it clear it is not interested in winning support among Muslim leaders. Sharif's efforts may backfire and strengthen anti-TFG feeling among other Islamist groups or strengthen opposition to al-Shabaab. It is difficult to assess how effective a fatwa will be in a country where material, rather than spiritual, resources are so sorely lacking. The GCRG has invited me to Dubai to report on the conference, so I hope the assembled dignitaries will be able to shed some light on the motivation for a religious strategy, rather than a political one. At a summit in Dubai, scholars and clerics are gathering to destroy the Somalian rebels' religious credibility

Kolo toure, wareer badana,lol. The guy only had two good seasons with the arsenal team that went unbeaten for the whole season. In a way, I think campbell made him look better than he was. Since then Toure has been pretty much been an inconsistent and average defender. Kolo had all the abilities to be a great defender. But he seems a bit of fuley and lacks the drive to become a top defender. Maybe he is a wadad sufi ah. He looks like a miskeen. I laughed when Mancity paid all that money for him. I would have had Michael Dawson over him anyday. As for king, he is an excellent defender. However, anyone who is always off sick, plays part time and never leaves his average employer, will, sadly, never get far in life. Alex has to be one of the most underated defenders though. what yall think?

where he studied a fundamentalist brand of Islam related to the Wahhabi teachings that have inspired Al Qaeda. i stopped reading there. The author needs to research the topic he is discussing. In any case, the department of UFO analysis at the Moorishland and Bladland embassy salutes the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre; namely, the two legendary knights: Sayid ibn Muhammad ibn Abdullah ibn Hassan and Ahmad ibn Ibrahim Al Ghazzali( ra'ihumullah).

Come one, lads! :DIt's now or never.

Walal, department of UFO analysis at the Moorishland and Bladland embassy salutes your noble devotion to the causes of Islamnimo and Somalinimo. You are awarded the first ever Halganized Moorish Berberian Somali of noble calibre medal. :cool:

I swear to you- if Israel recognises SOmaliland or even discusses the matter, the embassy for Moorishland and Bladland will retaliate by recognising: Cornwall Berbers Western Sahara Chechnya Eskimoland Balchistan Qardo Moss-side.

Originally posted by muriidi: quote: Personally, I support the WUTANG CLAN. wadaad waalan aa yiri "wadaninimadu waa shirki ! " nimaan wadani ahayn waa raxim-goys ! loving ireland doesn't mean i hate poland.. Muridi, did you know Somaliland was originally founded by Tabliqis? The original founders only want to seperate from the jamacah for forty days. But they liked the taste of the Isolation Sambus so much that they wanted to permanently take Bara(disavowal) from the SOmaliweyn Tariqah. Recently I sent a delegation of high class Emails to SOmaliland on behalf of the Moorish land and Bladland embassy. I urged them to reconsider their position. Somaliland replied by saying, " how can we return to the Somaliweyn Tariqah, when the masjid committee is now run by Osama and Pashtun Sheikhs"? "Fair enough", was my response.

I have seen some SOmalis disrupt and ruin the education of their kids with all this rushed "alaaaaaaaaa, we need to get out and migrate to a a better land nonsense". An old friend of mine was once banished to Burco. But he came back more ghetto.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Mashallah. The department of UFO analysis at the Moorishland and Bladland embassy salutes the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre in the picture. :cool:

Originally posted by Peacenow: Don't tell the arabs, they will get annoyed that people are educating themselves. How dare they improve themselves they will say. Arabs have contributed more to the science and education of the world than you and your entire forefathers(italians don't count) put together. Secondly, it seems you are more concerned about Arabs than they are concerned what goes in the place called Somalia, let alone Galkacayo. Therefore, fix up, look sharp and bacda iska fur. Chaw. Pow. the last mohican. Salaam sare Cowke and thanks.

Originally posted by Haatu: Meel kuleel badan oo kaneeco badan. Also, a mighty river nearby. Anyone gonna have a guess? Masaia foqol Masaia. :confused:

Originally posted by muriidi: quote:We, the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre, will narrate the tales of their genocide against our people to our grandchildren. This could have an effect on the future relations between African peoples and nations. is it just me or is everybody in a quasi-hypnotic state ? ...accepting only good,denying evil as unreal... like flying space...encountering asteroid belts and cosmic winds shaking our vessels... ..afraid to wake up 'cause you might find yourself in hell;actually perceiving it and not just as an intellectual concept... Akhi, the city of angeles (LAsacanod) is occupied by Somaliland. Rumour has it that an underground network of resistance has been established and their anthem will be, " to live and die in la". They represent the blue and not the redz. Only South Central LA has been infiltrataed by the red of Somaliland. Xabashis are also reportedly arresting dugsi teachers for links to the fam on the westside. Personally, I support the WUTANG CLAN. See, Somali people, no matter where they are, love News(war), but they also love the other WAR(as in warfare). They brought this with them even to the diaspora. Whenever you see Somali alphamale faraxs congregating in cafes, the first thing they always mention is the latest " War about WAR"( the latest news about the war). Now, where was I? Aaaah, I was discussing the infiltration of tupacism in Somalia. Somali people are buffalo soldiers, abti. Despite their struggles, sxb, "life goes on". Life is a struggle for us, " from the cradle to the grave". My hooyo(god bless her) said, " stay out of trouble and keep ya head up". Those were truly words of wisdom from a strong African woman. Freedom for Assata Shakur, Says I. Today the youthz in Muqdisho are rapping, " it'z all eyez on me". Shariff told them he would call Uncle Sam, however, this made them more zealous and they euphorically replied, " Itz just me against the world baby". Somewhere in the background a Sufi Sheikh enquired, " I wonder if Gz goes to heaven"? A minute later he was seen ordering a capuccino- large wit double cream. war hayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, blad. In other news, the Sheriff was seen in London. Unreliable khat feinds reported him screaming to Gordon: Tell me what to do, these ni**az( faraxz) actin up in the hood Send mo' troops, dear Mr. President (Me and my homies is wonderin what's goin on.. holla!) Tell me what to do, these ni**az actin up in the hood Send mo' troops.. It also seems that Xisbul "i hit emo up" is still stuck in the old school. Although Pac did say " if it wasn't for the old skool I wouldn't be here today", the youths of today just don care. Old Skool G Uncle Tahir is losing street cred to the youngsters. What was all that about respecting elders? I heard even whiteboys roll with them( the youths). Imagine a whiteboy rolling in Muqdiso. Wale Qiyama is close. Some thugs in Lambeth and Muqdisho got reformed too. Apparently other warlords become angry at how some of their old buddies had started rocking beards and arab scarfs. One warlord was heard saying, " "Collect calls to the till, sayin how ya changed Oh you a Muslim now, no more dope game Heard you might be comin home, just got bail Wanna go to the Mosque, don't wanna chase tail I seems I lost my little homie he's a changed man Hit the pen and now no sinnin is the game plan When I talk about money all you see is the struggle When I tell you I'm livin large you tell me it's trouble Congratulation on the weddin" Which reminds me: I need to set an alarm time on my phone to find myself a suitable xalimo. Muridi, which network you suggest, eh? 02,tmobile or three G( the deen allows four)? i heard paltalk is kharab.help a fellow akhistani out, bro. Live WAR(news) from the Warzone. the last mohican. peace to all the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre.

Originally posted by muriidi: ...unlike cbc news.., this reporter and Sol take full responsibility good one, sufi g.

My passport says Muqdisho. I believe the red one.

madey= Xiinfanins double agent script. Ngonge= rumoured to be odweynes seperatist carrot script. but unconfirmed.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: My favourite channels from the DSTV may be National Geographic and History. But my third favourite channel is CRIME AND INVESTIGATION. It is there where I learned that what seems unrelated and irrelevant with the first sight about a crime scene turns out to be a key clue about a killer or a rapist. Here I have a look at the Under-score (_) in the name Karl_Polanyi and it all fall in pattern. There are somethings we are so fond of doing even when in disguise. Remeber Feb_Bruv? Welcome brother. You been missed, no doubt. you do display some very good detective skills. however, a quick check on the police database of this forum shows the said member was imprisoned and his script wu shahidey. Thus please spare us the false rumours. Thanks for the wlc though.

Originally posted by Peacenow: This person should be banned immediately. Racism against Black people, like this is completely unacceptable. Sorry about that, bro. It was an unintended slip. Perhaps, Next time, it would be better if I practice xenophobia against Arabs, Somalis and bash little SOmali girls for wearing the hijab? What was that phrase about folks living in glass houses again, YA Cabdullax?

OK, Adrian Giles.

Come one, guys. low it, nagadaya, please. It's way too early to be getting obsessed about the world cup. let us enjoy the epl and champions league, then in may world cup fever will kick in. The world cup does not truly being until all my white neighbours put england flags on their windows and everyone starts wearing cheap football shirts. it's bloody winter still. the last mohican. edit: brazil will be had if they start with the same team as they did against Ireland. Melo and Gilberto just make simple passes. Robinho is a coward. Kaka is the only creative force and if teams stop him brazil are khalased.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: How many times do they have to ban you ASWRB; I do not know what you are insinuating here. I am here on a diplomatic visa from safara ufoga moorishland and bladland. I am not an illgal immigrant, ya ikhwan. ps. this is a very serious matter which should not joked about or personalised and this is a very late time for me. Either you stay neutral/silent, support falsehood or bring your hub culus to the discussion and side with the propogators of justice/truth. Inshallah, we will speak another time. last mohican.

jzk to all the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somali akhis and ukhtis of noble calibre who welcomed me. As for those who went against Somali culture and showed hostility to a guest; know that this could damage future international, regional and clan relations on this board. Your nicks are noted for future diplomatic reprisals. you will hear from safarada ufoga Moorishland & Bladland. the last mohican.

Every Halganized Moorish Berberian Somali of rageedi calibre strongly condemns the habitual slaughter of innocent Somali civilians in Muqdisho by the dirty, illegal, mecenary, snich negroe- so called African forces. The United Nations and all the other international organisations who have legitimised these ugly crimes against humanity should know that: 1.We, the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre, will narrate the tales of their genocide against our people to our grandchildren. This could have an effect on the future relations between African peoples and nations. 2.we will never forget it and we will build plaques commemorating every martyr who was illegally cleansed by the African mecenaries; 3.And we stand in full and unequivocal solidarity with those who were uprooted from their homes, murderered, slain and raped in their capital city by the Nijaas mecenaries. We totally condemn the Sneikh Shariff, the man who mislead many from the true path, made evil seem great and legitimised the occupation of the African Snich negroes to the the gullible SOmalis masses. Walahi, if you do not repent, I, a poor, peaceful, holywannabe lad- will be a witness against you on the day of akhirah for your crime of putting a religious cloak over evil, fitna, division and oppression. The one who has knowledge carries a great burden of responsibility over the rest of humanity. On the day of Qiyamah the scholars and the sheikhs who hid the truth will be the amongst the harshest punished. The reason for this is because when the good turn to evil, many of the masses follow them, believing the evil to be good. Therefore, oh people of intellect, reflect sincerely on this matter with out any pride or prejudice on your behalf. This also goes for the soldiers of the mouth on this forum. Oh you (Thierry, Xiinfaanin, Zack, AT,ETC.)who have decieved yourselves by propagating falsehood with pseudo religious arguments and the following of desires(al hawa), whilst you unashamedly support the ethnic cleansing of your own people by the nijaas African mecenaries; know that a day will come when you will stand before Allah. let not the fancy words of the philosophers on this forum decieve you- for their words are built on the houses of spiders. Do not take hawa and the opinions of scholars over the divinely revelead proofs. Indeed, this is the greatest of calamities. Lastly,We, the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somalis of rageedi calibre, also call upon the opposing forces to take the suffering of the people into account.Do not follow the example of the oppresors as you will become oppressors and evil doers like them. Know that, we, the Halganized Moorish Berberian Somali of rageedi calibre, will condemn you too, if you kill the innocents and shed the blood of Muslims. ALso, you should stand with the people of justice and stand in solidarity the other people of the who are strongly against oppression and injustice. Remember the example our noble ancestor AHmad ibn Ibrahim Al Ghazzali( the left handed), the courageous SOmali knight: he was allied with the falasha Jews of East Africa. Do not be too prideful or arrogant to open up dialogue with the rest of the world, so the SOmali people can live in peace, harmony, Islamic Shariah and rageednimo. O You who believe! Be upholders of justice, bearing witness for God alone, even against yourselves or your parents and relatives. Whether they are rich or poor, God is well able to look after them. Do not follow your own desires and deviate from the truth. If you twist or turn away, God is aware of what you do. (Qur'an, 4:135)

Milan played three static dinosaurs in the middle of the park and three snails up front. How can you win a game when three of your strikers don't put pressure on the opposing them or even attempt to run back once? Last night was the end of an are for the Milan. Well done to rooney, the greatest english player ever.