Originally posted by nuune: ^^ Classic stuff Mr Muriidi, thanks for that classic kulaha. this nicca is nutz. u seen the videos he posted? plus, he dissed the holy lasacanod :confused:

Originally posted by muriidi: ya man ! dis 'omie from las canod(L.A.) teamed up with a crew from beled weyne : web page (...never get enough of this song !) they went to ghana ...somehow they ended up in sierra-leone... dem from politics section must be confused man ! dem talk 'bowt some western liberation... but dis what gwan in sierra-leone now...: web page if you need proof c.u. in the "islam" section. Sol somali pirates salute ! wagwan rasta. but don't chat wet about lasacanod. that's my hood right there.

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Originally posted by Norfsky: So parliament has been dissolved and the campaigns are underway. Wish I was there to catch it all. LOL. you live in dubai and I don't even know about this. Anyway, it's too little too late for my man Gordon. He should have called an election last year. Too many blunders have happened since and people are tired of labour. The next pm will be Dave. I just feel sorry for the lib dem guy who looks like a clone of cameron. ps.personally, i don't vote since there are no black supremacist parties. :confused: ps. any somalis standing anywhere. :confused:

If you suppport arsenal, i apostate from supporting this club. :mad: ps. very good tactics from master wenger. make the enemy feel at ease and then: click, click, bang.

Somaliland= will join jabootie. puntland= will move back to yemen South= will join Tanzania or Kenya The rest is already partioned, so there is no need to mention them.

somaliland was originally tabliq. they only wanted to retreat for 40 days. that was the original goal. however, sufis like you stole the victory from their hands and you want to take the hilib and not share it with other somalis. their is a wacad which says, that if you don't return to the hilib by 2017, the mujahideen will march against you and redistribute the sl hilib to the masakeen, wal fuqura, etc. the choice is yours, jb. good day.

Originally posted by Resistance: ^ Reminds me of Shabaab and their Alaska talk. well that comment of theirs was not meant to be taken in the literal sense. it was just a soldier rallying his troops and enraging his enemies. such examples are many in the books of history. empires are built on dreams. read the history of the jews to understand. somalis see things in binary dichotomies(sp). everything black and white to them. the road from hargeysa leads directly to moscow. ps.Theo is the man, sxb. i will requote my posts cawo, inshallah. barcelona had their chances. arsenal have enough confidence from their second half performance. they will come out of their shell. you will see true arsenal performance. barcelona will be a taught a lesson of high severity.

Originally posted by chubacka: ^ has this become a new good books thread? Karl B what would you have ppl spend their money on? one can spend their money and time on reading encyclopedias, getting in touch with their african melanin and islamic past. you can also rent videos about great african heroes such as hannibal, mansa musa, malcolm x, fredrick henderson, assata shakur, immortal technique and many others. to be an african cyber revolutionary one must be contented and educated about thyself. for example, did you know black people invented baldness? if you don't know, now ya now, said biggy. lack of appreciation of thyself leads to self hatred which can manifest itself in genocidal forms of rape such as skin whitening( invented by arabs). male ballet, darts, mud wrestling and football are also better options. i also heard computers and electricity are bida from someone.

Originally posted by muriidi: and this is the story of one from las canod (L.A.) who joined up with a crew from balad weyne..went to ghana...see for yourself.. web page so...was it the weed ...or was it really a military op...what am i doin' in sierraleone suddenly..? anyway... did you just say something about las canod . :confused:

those pictures disturb me. where is my somaliland flag...............sdfghjkm.

we will annihilate barcelona tonight. we will destroy them like the fleets in the spanish Armada. Barcelona had their chance, but they refused to take it. Now, Arsenal's pacy swords will smite the necks of the barca defence. only men who don't understand football are predicting a barcelona whitewash. cometh the hour, cometh the boy waclott. watch the space, ya ikhwati wa fi skin colour. real talk! pow pow!

^^ good piece of nationalistic rhetoric and nostalgia for the past. I am sure the 80s were a jolly time for liberal Somalis. Just a pity I can't verify it as I was a baby and Xamar aint quiet my hood. But you are still missing the point, ya hippie. the long term impact of the ecstasy you snorted in the 80s is making you conveniently forget some simple facts gained from google history books: 1. your "good ol" socialist regime also destroyed somali cities, killed somali mothers and imprisoned thousands of somalis. 2. your good ol socialist regime was also instrumental in using tribalism as a political tool 3. So don't blame the wadads for ruining your pipe dream, rather blame your fellow seculars, tribalists and good old socialists for making you a nostalgic refugee. 4. Your "good ol" socialist regime had its time. It used it to wage war against the sons of the dacwah. today the rules of the game have changed and the somali territories are the blessed home of the ninjas, beardos and the kitab of Allah is high in many places. Gaalnimo idoctrination and fusq is almost over in Somalia( whether you detest or not). the only think you can do is live in the glorious anti Islamic, Qashin folk infested past. get used to it! ps. lol @encouraging teenage suicide bombers.

whilst the calacalized folks wail, the caravan marches on regardless.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: It is more than healthy waaryaa ,,,, don't believe the vegetarian sh!t lol@vegetarians. man, if i ruled the world, i would force vegetarians to eat beef burgers three times a day. ps.Most foods can be healthy and unhealthy at the same time. tuna is healthy, but if you have too much you can get mercury poisoning. the key is balance. red meat has many benefits. however, too much red meat is bad for your arteries as it is high in chlosterol. somalis are probably more at risk as they have twenty sugars in their tea and fouty grains of salt in their meals. hence: high blood pressure amongst xalimos and negroes.anyway, this is all unrelated to to the subject. if you need advice ask dr chocolate and honey. this is her field. ps. mmmmmmmm. burger for lunch it is.

ok. i need a thesis from A@t as to what caused the halganized mujahids to sign this deal. the rest of the onlfites here are way too emotional, especially the time bomb kamavi, lol. good day, man.

It would actually be a jolly idea to limit Somali meat production. nuff somali elders in london are suffering heart complications due to too much red meat, which our people ignorantly believe is healthy.

Originally posted by Norfsky: As I ordered my coffee the Kenyan assistant asks me where I was from to which I replied "I'm Somali". He then asks, Somalia or Somaliland? For JB heh. lol. a british askari( detective) once asked me if I was from SL or Somalia. When I asked how they knew about this, the officers said some Somali youths got arrested and apparently they said they were somalilanders, and not Somalis. Of course, i gave them an MMA lesson on Somali unity nice flag, btw. but i don't like how singers and rappers wave the flag at parties. take the shahada out at least for those occassions.

Originally posted by Napoleon: Ah, the good old days when somalia was governed by sound socialist regime and not extremist religious dogma of today. And the good old socialists(tribalists) destroyed the country and turned you into a refugee. Now all that you have is to look at pictures of aeroplanes and look back the "good ol days". ps.these monkeys always find a way to insert religion into the the debate.

Alshabab should give amnesty to Sheikh hotel. build him a five star hotel and a give him a state pension. All SomALIS will support them for that.

ASWRB. Utopian laissez-faire economists want to regulate and bring all spheres of life into the so called " free market". In Somalia, the opposite is the case. A broke man can find a xalimo to marry. The reason: social interactions and exchanges are regulated by societal mechanisms such as; religon, clan and national culture. We don't need the World Food Program, they just made us think that.An elder of zion once told me that, back in the dayz, before a young Nas dropped the legendary illmatic and the wutang clan was chasing after shecamels, Somalis used to trade in sheep. Burco was the Wall Street(btw,a racist building) of Somalis.Apparently we had no currency. Money is the root of evil. If Somalis still traded in sheep, we wouldn't be such fools. Dahabshill is having the last laugh. Now, getting back to the original topic: class warfare and novels. Have you ever wondered why most poor folks do not read novels? They don't read novels because the controllers of the economic market do not bother with advertising to them. Instead, they attack them with advevertising for junk food, ipods, iphone, blackberry,pop idol and football matches. However, if you graudate or find a nice job( read working in a box office with no proper heating, so the tax man can take half and dahabshill 25), the novel companies and the economic liberals will carry out class warfare against your assets, i mean the "doh" in your bank( created by the knights templars). After enslaving you from 9am-6 pm, the economists identify you as a prime target for further enslavement . You become a product of "free time syndrome". This means that you are forever in need of things to "pass time" by. This is where novels come into play. Most Somalis are oral people. But the increase of somali gradutes and argumentative middle income xalimos means Somalis are now prime targets for novel dagal. Some Somalis are spending hundreds of pounds on novels each year- because they feel as if it is their "right". Now you are part of "it". IT, meaning you take an annual holiday each year; you read novels on the train; you think you are too good for brimark; you spend excessive money on making greek centers of shaytan( gyms). Abti: you have been had. they've been jacking your money and you are too ****** to realise it. boycott novels; read quran. boycott gyms; go walking. boycott holidays; find a second wife. boycott mohicans(another economic exchange mechanism used by liberals); grow a beard( not the david beckham one). RRA.Refugee Resistance Army. good weekend( another economic scheme).

^^ i'm purely taking a guess from the description of the place. i heard she is setting up a baseball team there. (ducks outs, runs) good day. ps. all jokes.

Originally posted by muriidi: quote:all you can do is try to shut yourself from everything thats happening around you and get on with your life. and the only way to do that is to increase the dikr of Allah. as a muslim dikr of Allah will help you reach your goals if Allah will... but a responsible member of a community does not shut himself from the world... 'cause no matter what the crisis is ... ... don't leave the jamaa'a ! wow. wow. wow. this is great wisdom and the only time i understand what you are speaking about. allahuakbar.

ok,then. just for the sake of it: intelligence: 9.5 personality: 7 looks: 6.5. possibly rising to heights of 7.5 with make up and nivea cream.... and maybe 8 when I jar my timo at the jamaican barber.

i hope ibti is having a good time in burco.