So I saved up the jobsicka-ssis allowance and I made enough to start my own business. Using my entreprenurial and innovative skills, I discovered a niche in the market: a shopping centre which had a thriving Somali population but no internet cafe. However, my plans were wrecked and my venture was cut short as I discovered that Some Somalis had opened up two new internet cafes; one to the right and one to the left of my shop. One of them was a coniving 867th related cousin. I also discovered some ****** farax started a lucarative community centre in the basement. It had only two people visiting each week. Thank god, I had a plan B to start Almac( arabised in case alshabab reaches) franchises in Lasacanod . Unfortunately, this plan has also been scrapped after a Somali eavesdropper stole my idea . :mad: I went to a laywer to get a patent on ALMAC(read in Arabic). But they said, " mate, we can't do do Jack". :mad: It seems i've been nicked and robbed by fellow Somalis. From today, I publicly disown my Somaliness and instead I will be a polishmadow. I will burn the Somali flag in the back garden weeka dambe. you are all invited. **off to watch the second half off barca vs real.

The Islamic government of bladland and moorishland fully salutes our esteemend brother, the warrior, the halganized Somalia, the islamic knight of the general section, mr wareer badana aka adeer Tuujiye. Indeed here delivered some crushing blows and decisive words that strike like sharpened persian swords, when he said: quote:but we are Somali and we always had and have our own dhaqan iyo diin.. Secular iyo qurufaadkaan aad sheegeysaan ma aha wax meesha anaga noo yaala....

ASWRB. Yunus Ibn Bakeer reported that Muhammad Ibn Ishaaq reported that Abu Khalid Ibn Dinar reported that Abul Aa'lia said: "When Tastar was invaded, we found, in the treasure house of Al-Harmazan, a bed on which lay a dead man, with a holy script at his bedside. We took the scripture to Umar Ibn Al Khattab. He called Ka-b and he translated it into Arabic, and I was the first Arab to read it. I read it as I read the Qur'an." Here, I (Khalid Ibn Dinar) said to Abul Aa'lia: "What was in it?" He said: "Life history, annals, songs, speech, and what is to come." I asked: "And what did you do with the man?" He said: "We dug in the river bank thirteen separate graves. At nightfall we buried him and leveled all the graves in order to mislead people for they would tamper with him." I asked: "And what did they want from him?" He said: "When the sky was cloudless for them, they went out with his bed, and it rained." I asked: "Who did you think the man was?" He said; "A man called Daniel." I asked: "And for how long had he been dead when you found him?" He said: "Three hundred years." I asked: "Did not anything change on him?" He said: "No, except for the hairs of his face (beard, and mustache); the skin of the prophets is not harmed by the earth, nor devoured by hyenas." The above story about the Companions removing the remains of what was believed to be the the prophet Danyal( Daniel) is well known and reported in Many several classical Muslim Sources. One of the benefits derived from this story is the permissibility of removing the contents of a dead person if there exists a great fear that the people will trangress in that location, supplicate to the dead and turn it into a place of worship. So here we see an action which was originally forbidden in the Shariah now becomes something which is not only permissible, but also praiseworthy. Ibn Kathir has also mentioned this story in his tafsir of Surah Al Kahf. The Scholar wrote: "Allah has cursed the Jews and the Christians who took the graves of their Prophets and righteous people as places of worship) Warning against what they did. We have reported about the Commander of the faithful `Umar bin Al-Khattab that when he found the grave of Danyal (Daniel) in Iraq during his period of rule, he gave orders that news of this grave should be withheld from the people, and that the inscription containing mention of battles etc., that they found there should be buried". http://www.tafsir.com/default.asp?sid=18&tid=30063 The Nairobi based Somali Alim- Sh Mohamud Shible- recently held four lectures on the Rulings concerning the graves of the Muslims. He touches upon a number of subjects, including the above incidents I have mentioned and the general conduct Muslims should have towards the graves of the deceased people. ASWRB. (Islamic government of Bladland and Moorishland. Research department)

xaji xunfuf lives in israel

warabe is getting scared of a conference which happened next to the Red Sea Cafe, Southall. Imagine when the real liberation effort starts.

Juxa is so caring. sxb, break into your nearest school.

Amaaman amaaman Amaaman amaaman -don't click at work

Originally posted by muriidi: this is called "dhaanot xeroow" (suufi) play these 2 vids simultaneously.. dhaanto xeroow..(suufi)...you know like cumar mukhtar and robin hood iyo kuwaas! you crazy, man.

Look how we treat pregnancy women in the 'hood Our values so low our values are no good Things our mothers told us we shoulda heeded Cause now we need it We older almost able t... I'm jealous of you how come you so beautiful? Smelling fresh youthful intelligent while I'm stressin' and shit Aiyo I envy you 'cause all you do is smile and things come your way Such a innocent child is what some say I get upset 'cause I just want to be treated the way you are Like a star not a worry in this world thus far But wait a minute we both need ya mother's attention I must be crazy jealous of my own baby infant (Kinda crazy)

Originally posted by Resistance: All that Riba it charges too. bakhti and riba become halal in extremely dire situations.

A notorious BIGGY was spotted in muqdisho. BILLY Cosby for Somaliland president down with the fake sheikhs. horta, i wonder why alshabab has to cover their faces. perhaps tupac joined. :confused:

standard charter is owned by zionists.

the benefit fraud agency should check this guys claims to qardho out. is he really who he says he is?

are you serious . fix up, look sharp, akz.

Angel dimaria, the new robben, and cardoza, the south american poacher will smoke them. Liverpool will be annihilated at anfield.

United did crush bayern in the first half. how ironic that it was the young right-back who hestitated and placed that shot wide- when utd could have killed the game in the first half. i can't remember bayern created that many chances against the 10men. in the end, it took a glorious goal to kill utd. but utd deserved to go through. ps. ribery would be way too slow for the epl.

Originally posted by Haatu: KP: Sxb, no one is making excuses. It is simple and we have seen it done many times, when Arsenal get into their rhythm, they can play like legends. But the fact is, Barca DIDN'T LET THEM PLAY. If you deny Arsenal the ball, then they are certainly gonna lose. Simples. quote: the match could have easily finished 11-3 over two legs. But the fact is they didn't. As resistance said, Barca were there for the taking. If Walcott had been supplied more, the result wouldn't have been the same; proof of that is the gunner's first goal. I agree:Arsenal can attack most teams and get goals . however, the problem is that they also give plenty of chances for the opposition to score. the defensive shield of viera, edu, parlour and the likes of gilberto silva has been replaced with short/weaker players like nasri, denilson, abou diaby(tall and strong, but he gets caught out attacking too much) and so forth. Song is the only exception to this. Clearly, Arsene is trying to model his style of play on barcelona and go for average height or shorter players who can pass the ball around extremely well. the difference between arsenal and barca is that we don't have a busquets, a toure or even the likes of xavi/iniesta; players that harrass the opposition and put them under constant pressure. they are as comfortable closing down the opposition as they are with it. our midfield is not built to do this, at least not up to the standard to win the cl. see, i believe Barcelona would have still scored even if abou diaby made the correct pass and arsenal went 2-0. There is no proper defensive coordination between the defense and midfield at arsenal. too often, the midfielders fail to balance and they caught out on the break. the chelsea game was a perfect example of this. check the amount of time and space both ibrahimovic and messi got to finish their chances. you will never see inter commit such suicidal mistakes. i am not criticising arsenal of emotion from last nights game; rather it is based on clear evidence from the champions league semi final last year and the big games against man utd/chelsea last year. ps. young theo is way to incosistent for this level and he makes the wrong choice 60 percent of the time. he needs to fix up, otherwise he will be one of those one off pacy players that come of the bench.

Originally posted by Haatu: ^ I have to say, it could have been a completely different scorline had Diaby passed to Wallcot instead of Bendtner in Arsenal's counter attack after they scored. Had that gone in, Barca would have been out of it. But as usual, Diaby does one good thing only to follow it with a disastrous dicision. Messi's first goal could have been averted had useless Silvestre not played one-two with him. . lol, man, you are clutching at straws. barca could have demolished us in the first leg. we got lucky in the second half with the penalty and whatnot. yesterday was the same. bendters goal had an air of fortune to it, as walcott initially fluffed the pass. sxb, my fellow gooner, the match could have easily finished 11-3 over two legs. we are not in the league as barca, in fact, not even close to it. last season, we couldn't even match chelsea and manutd. even in the liverpool 4-4 game, they dominated our kids to a certain extent. the current team is not in the same league as the invicibles team. Wenger needs to go back to the drawing board and invest in proper, experienced players. you can't keep making excuses and pinning hopes on "youngsters" for five years.

Originally posted by *ANWAR*: quote:Originally posted by *ANWAR*: quote: Originally posted by Karl_Polanyi: The rest is already partioned, so there is no need to mention them. WHAT DO YOU MEAN :confused: I mean a large number of somalis are forced to eat ethiopian canjero and others on sol are complaining about not being considered "ugalistani" enough.

^^ the brazillian ronaldo when he was at his best or messi? for me it is the former.

You should see Somali men at nikah gatherings. the food is gone in a few lightening minutes. if there was a bariis and hilib fest competition between red-ears and skinnies, i think skinnies would just about beat them. plus, they have bigger stomachs than us. somalis have more room to manouvre the baris, lol.

i agree with at. inter will be a different ball game. It will be nothing like the arsenal game. Jose will have some defensive and counter attacking tactics up his sleeve.

ps. Meiji, remember when I said , " WHat goes around, comes around. The grave worshiping mushriks and their Ethiopian lackeys will get their turn too.". Ahlul Shirk wal Zenawi will be be on the run and making tawaf in Adiss Ababa by ramadan, inshallah.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: the futility of takfiiri wars You and your rainbow Islam.

arsenal are in a different league to the likes of barca. it was like premier against league 1. maybe this is a wake up call for wenger. he needs to buy players like gourcuff, di maria and forget about the "youngsters". kudos to messi.