Maalin wanaagsan trollers

before I even opened this thread . I knew it was a meiji thread. you could spot a mieji thread just by the melodramatic exaggerated titles .. from a mile away. and the body of the post usually has little or nothing to do with the title.

^ looooooool some thing very similar actually happened to my cousin ..but he was beat with the heavy wood butt of an AK-47 by the girls father. he was more successful in his second attempt a week later; when he conveniently forgot about the beating he received. baadiye is an entirely different world

Kidney = Kili Liver = Beer Spleen = beer yar or xameeti (this one im not sure about) Muscle = Muruq Lungs = sambabo Arteries/Veins = halbowle / xidid Blood clot = xinjir dhiig ah Laceration/tear = dilaac / jeex Food Poisioning = sun i.e wuu sumoobay Heart attack = wadna istaag Cancer = Saradaan ??? (no clue) Edema = I dont know what this is Depression = ?? Blood Pressure = dhiiga ayaa kacsan Uterus = dont knwo of a clinical name in somali Ovary = Gallbladder = kaadi haysta Pancreas = beer yar or xameeti .. or could be confusing with spleen not sure Bladder = is this not the same as gall blader ? Failure (ex. kidney failure/heart failure) = e.g kilyahaa fadhiistay

if it is a boy then Muxamed a girl hmm i dont know yet

First of all Mabruuk to you and your husband KK ! makra xigta .. I have gone through this same song and dance at the beginning of the year. the funniest thing I can remember was a memo sent out by the President .. telling everyone to bring his/her coffee cup from home .. the company would no longer be supplying coffee cups lest you think it was these expensive mugs .. it was cheap Styrofoam cups. this kind of mindless crap usually happens at the middle management level where they go to extraordinary lengths to make meaningless gestures that are 'pound foolish and penny wise'

This article is a bit of exaggeration. it is currently not feasible for many Industries to replace Ms office with Google apps due to legal liabilities (HIPPA, SOX) where customer, financial information must be kept securely. local installed applications give you (the user) full control of your data and files you choose where and how to store them .. you take responsibily for your own disaster recovery solutions. cloud computing based productivity software places you at the mercy of the owner of the cloud .. you have no control over where or how your data is stored. The biggest problem with Google apps is the cloud computing platform that they are pushing .. you are effectively giving away control of your company data to a private entity .. which is not a good idea. What happens when they invoke the famous We reserve the right to change the terms of this agreement without prior notification clauses or the This service is provided as is; we assume no responsibility ..... that almost every software company now includes in their standard EULA (End user license agreements) ... They can change data retention policies whenever they feel like it because the service is completely free they are not obligated to continue the service just because all your company information is stored on the cloud. for private use it is fine .. but to trust your business data to it is nuts.

^ There is a flaw in your argument Duke. what you propose is not a true federal system .. it is a collection of fiefdoms. under a true federals system puntland would be disbanded .. Bari, Nugaal, Mudug etc each would be it's own independent state. likewise somaliland would be disbanded awdal, waqooyi-galbeed,tog- dheer etc. would each have its own representatives. this is a government within a government a recipe for disaster .. I complete agree with your federalism idea but you must follow it through to its logical conclusion i.e each state independent of the other ... other wise all we have is clan fiefdoms.

hmm .. well Im not a mac user so you will have to fill in some of the blanks. this is a common problem .. because many critical applications are desined to run only on a windows systems e.g AutoCad the usual solution is to purchase a copy of windows and install a "Virtualization program" on your machine such as Vmware or Virtual Box ... they will allow you to run one operating system ontop of another transparently. You have a mac you install a virtual machine .. which is like a completely separate computer running on top of your existing system you assign hardware resources like some portion of memory, hard disk .. and you can logically tether it to your physical network card so that it can also have an internet connection to the outside world. once you have setup this virtual computer within your system you must install windows on it and then install your applications on the virtual machine. it is like running two computers at a time one is physical and hosts the other virtual one

I admit it is sometimes amusing to watch the childish antics and extremes puntlanders and somalianders go to on this site to one up each other. but this is a new low even for the fringe wing-nuts of .. I don't think I have come across a thread a puntlander openly gloating and cheerful at the prospect of a disaster befalling his brethren from the north-west. miyaydaan muslimiin ahayn ? maxay ku kasbadeen walaalhiina inaad sidaas ugu faraxdaan dhibaataada soo gaadha ? iksu noqda nimanyahow such pettiness and ill-will towards your brother is not good for you

Disclaimer: I don't use a mac Macs now run on a x86 platform .. so you should be able to run a virtual machine (Vmware, Virtual Box ) in the Mac OS environment that runs a copy of windows and install the app (rosetta stone) on the virtual machine.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Not that it makes a difference. It's his word against the other guy's word. We believe him here but those in Facebook and the other places might not (because the other guy posted the thing first). Let it go, saaxib. Write another. actually it does .. if he can prove he published the story first ... a forum post falls under publication .. and conveniently carries the time stamp of the post .. he has a civil case .. which is not even worth the hassle of going through. Originally posted by Geenyaale: ^Right, its his word agaist other's word but Money still has a chance to register it. Registration vs invention? Registration wins here in the US. actually inventions can not be copyrighted .. patents apply to 'original' inventions .. only works of authorship like a story, book, software (in some countries) can be copyrighted. sorry to bore you folks ... but imaging sitting through 10 hours lecture of this cr@p on a weekend .. I have to take it out on somebody

^ sxbkay Nuune ayaad u socotaa maad iska cadaysatid

Originally posted by money: Thanx Cawaale - I didn't code it or copy righted it cos I felt it was not that important at all...but this dude is claiming it as his own and I am trying to get in touch with him and ask why he is doing this? I did some investigative work and found who he is. Will talk to him soon and try to understand his motives. Actually copyright is automatic upon creation of an original work of authorship .. registering your copyright would help in an Intellectual property infringement case but it is not necessary. you just have to be able to prove you are indeed the original author and you are granted exclusive right to your work in the U.S for the lifetime of the author + 70 years. it can be inherited by your children just like normal property until it falls into public domain. read up on Copyrights, patents and trademark .. it is quite interesting

once upon a time his drawings had 1.5% of truth and 98.5% baseless hearsay. lately they are 100% bovine fecal matter

they are both right JB has 07/08/09 based on a dd/mm/yy format and Faheema 07/08/09 based on a mm/dd/yy format but arent we all forgetting something else eh ? all instances of time are non-repeating i.e you will never witness a 5:30 pm on a Wednesday afternoon on July 29th 2009 ever again either way it is a singular event of absolutely no consequence whatsoever .. it reminds me of a poster that says " You are unique, just like everybody else ! "

Eebe ha u naxariisto aabo .. adiga iyo reerkaba sabar iyo iimaan allaha idinka siiyo.

as a friend of mine used to say. tani way ka soo uraysay beryahanba !

^ LoL

journalism is dead they are no longer even attempting to feign objectivity and as a result you get this sort of drivel. The hate campaign by al Shabaab, a jihadist group of youngsters linked to Al Qaeda, is only one of the problems the Ugandan peacekeepers, who make up the bulk of the 4,300 strong AU force, are facing in Somalia. hate campaign ?? what melodramatic BS they are engaged in a war .. it is a given they they hate and despise these mercenaries. Part of the propaganda spread by al Shabaab is that the newly elected president, Sharif Ahmed, is a Western stooge and that the capital Mogadishu is about to fall in the hands of the Islamist insurgents. this is a legitimate claim of Al-shabaab .. he refers to it as propaganda and .. which is what his entire article is .. dressed up as news no less. If anything, the Ethiopian intervention radicalised and strengthened al Shabaab, and hardened their links with global jihad and Al Qaeda. this is the same pathetic excuse that was used by Abdullahi amxaar against sharif .. sharif hotel and amisom are getting their @sses handed to them by somali fighters .. no amount of imaginary global Terrorists will change that. In areas under their control, they impose a brutal reign of terror, characterised by beheadings of people accused of being collaborators of the government or Western organisations, and double amputations of suspected thieves. this one has to be the most absurd BS that he has come up with .. he is just pulling this crap right out of his @ss. any objective person can see that the areas under the complete control of al-shabaab have never seen the peace and tranquilty and justice that the are currently expereincing ... where citizens are not afraid of murders, rapists, and street bandits. Young men of between 17 and 20 are first lured by money, they are said to receive a monthly pay of $300, and then stirred by lectures and sermons into a desire of martyrdom. this bullsh!t is just too much. I would advise this "journalist " to find work in a field where he might have some skills i.e shoveling sh!t

this is a fine example of how NOT to post a topic. let me give you some advice my brother. 1. layoff the CAPS 2. this belongs in the politics section 3. you have posted 9 comments in a topic where 1 would have sufficed .. including all that info into a single post 3. excessively long title

I've seen people drinking this garbage back home. fermenting anything they get their hands on . corn, rice etc. bac baa lagu xidhaa sida jalaatada it looks like dirty water .. basically geeljire moonshine. I know a guy who drank this stuff .. wound up in the hospital .. he was coughing blood this crap burned his throat. kudos to garowe admin for protecting the people from this filth.

ilbaxnimo & reer magaalnimo at its finest.

in this thread a cross section of somalis have been able to come together for one noble cause .. regardless of Qabil and background and residence. you have been able to bring together somalilanders puntlanders .. fish n chips faaraxs/xalimos, sijuis, americans all fighting the good fight i.e What is the correct plural form of Somali ? Somalis or Somalians if this isnt unity I dont know what is

this is the future. there is a new technology being rolled out across north america based on fiber called GPON which would be wonderfull for back home. the distribution and access devices are completely passive i.e they have no active processing or signalling capabilities. it gets rid of this mad cycle of upgrading a 10000+ node network every 2 years to keep up with the current fad ... imagine installing equipment and no need for upgrading for at least a decade and no risk of theft because of the distribution and access devices do not cost much. and is able to deliver voice video and internet multiplexed over the same pair of wires at a fraction of a cost of current fiber transport networks.