^^ Your pic should be on their ad campaign SJ this black man is soo happy to own a hat he goes around smiling all the time.

really? I thought he still lived in America...I cnt believe he relocated to the UK but he still doesn't do that many events in Lnd sadly. I wonder if he moved there an made everyone muslim....

OMG Khalid Yasin lives in Sheffield?! :eek:

sorry i found this funny. The look on the learners face when he went over the bump is classic. http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Driving-School

No one appreaciates what they have, they long for what they don't have. But it must be better to educate kids and live in muslim lands whateva their short comings..

Ello electic, in a couple years time dis place will be called London onLine....roll on 2 years (not that I have anything against other countries)

welcome sis, wot you reading at the mo since you like it soooo much. Hope to see you around :cool:

She is not an islaan wots wrong wid you?! And she does go both ways which kinda defeats the object of the expriment. I decided I use the right side (or was it the left) side of my brain from their descriptions. Forget this semi clad so called "islaan"

Originally posted by Al-Mu'minah: I didn't find any of that funny, but vulgar. :rolleyes: exactly....

we are still suffering from the clocks going back, it gets dark around 4

Originally posted by umu zakaria: Am married n trust me, I wont go near my hubby with a smelly head. hahahahaa

^^^ Ahhh thx Um Zakaria, I am sure Zakaria is going to pass all his mum's beauty tips onto his wife...far away in the future some time.

How could you have a male best friend,there are sooo many things you could not talk to him about. I think one if not both would be thinkin along marriage lines after a while, and if you tink it's right go for it. And if not what do you need a guy friend for?

Neph I tried olive oil, but it made my hair dry an frizzy, it wasn't warm though...

hahahaha OMG I am still laughing at mental image of Rudy, the girl and the butter! bismillah tooo funny! What the hell is the somali kind of butter anyway? :confused:

Mayonnaise on hair....I would like to see someone do it first

bye JB why all the mystery? hope everything goes well, never mind the lool who is going to post strange stories about wierd women doing terrible things to poor defenseless men?

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." funny woman.

^^^ Omg I luv your litle pic, I could watch her all day.... Today I fell in luv wid Pucca's pic...

My spoken somali is embarrassing...I think I need more SOMALI speaking friends or a looong spell in Somalia. either or. SOL is hlping me learn to read somali though!

Originally posted by Gorilla Theater: I do not have a single Somali flag in my house nor do I ever want to take a second look at the nation of skinnies. Occasionally, I do burn a Somali flag here and there. [/QB] I bet you have a huge American flag inside and outside you house though :rolleyes: You carry on being a proud American, I don't think its a big loss to Somalia whether you go back or not.

an who have you learnt your tricks from Mr Yaya?

Originally posted by SheekhaJacaylka: and what do u say ?? ............ Naa Dee Kaalay ?? hahaha too funny!!!

Today I fell in love wid Alan Johnston....