vest worked wonders for George Bush jnr too. Ng, remember you have to take it off and wash it once in a while.

^ I also thought he would be on the first flight to somalia. Ilahay ha u naxariisto miskeenada. A waste of two young lives.

^ Perhaps the fault lies with question. Is anyone going to say that their life has been a total failure or a resounding success, esp if you are in the middle of the whirlwind trying to make sense of it all. But yes we should have different success criterias as muslims as I think we do.

^ cnt wait esp, since i cnt find my original copy anywhere. An lets hope Mr Osborne takes a leaf out of this guys book and is sensitive to muslim, erm sensitivities. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/nov/03/roland-emmerich-2012-kaaba

JB, always on about hilib, I am sure you're diminishing the camel population of somaliland. Can you leave some for me pls, I intend to pass by there in the next 10 years iA. Elisa, ur sig is cheering.

^ that might put her off completely, where is the rush, she will be there for 3 years iA! lol I haven't see her this week, but then its only monday. I would say jst salaam her once in a while and take your time getting to knw her, jst b/c your attracted to her doesn't mean it was mearnt to be!

^ i think he has four wives already and even if he is looking, i think we are all too old for his taste! Good morning, good ppl.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access. hahahahaha. she should add pray feverently that he breaks both his legs. thnks for the laugh so early in the morning!

well if this is true "In accordance with Islamic law, the prophet will not actually be depicted on screen". then that's a good start, but this brother Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi .. is said to be v. lenient so it will be interesting to see the response from other muslim scholars. bit sceptical about the producers motives, cnt help wondering what is in it for him.

cute, albeit a bit robotic.

blooming argos sell their straightners for half price then conveniently have none in stock. :mad:

serves 8 , who are these 8 that will eat this poor ruined woman? animals the hungry caterpiller (loved this) silence of the lambs cat in the hat the men who stare at goats the lion, the witch and the wardrobe Ants Fantastic Mr Fox Desert rats planet of the apes thunderbirds The birds Spider/bat man

^ hahaha. I guess they say there is an exception to every rule. it defies logic that these scientists can ignore so many determining factors and come to these conclusions.

this woman gave me a headache with her over editing.

^ yep, love her "I don't give two flying monkeys what ppl think of me" attitude. The programme started off really well when the blue eyes were being unfairly marginalised, maybe it would have worked better if she did not reveal her motives so early on to everyone, but rather discrimate against them subtly and get them used to being treated poorly, this would have taken more time but this experiment was done far too quickly and that white brown eyed woman sadly spoiled the last experiment with the test. A silly way to protest and far too late. interesting that the white ppl stuck up for the other white ppl and denied that racism is basically not an issue anymore, one man even comparing it to him being a bit "chubby" thus not getting the shirts he wants! Would be interesting to watch the other countries where the experiment worked a bit more how it was suppose to.

hahahahah. felt sooo bad for laughing so much,esp at the aunty like woman,standing in middle and when she's done with the woman, lays into the man. *ouch* man got what he deserved but they should of got the woman out of the house instead of tearing her hair out.

I can see the blooming topic going on forever. in all the 14 pages did anyone even congratulate the happy couple?

that man is no way 112. In his 70s at the most. someone should have advised the sister about what she was letting herself in for but its done now so may Allah bless their union.

^ after you.

^ I am lost too.

^ he said Hello and ruined the relationship?! haha. I think you're jst anti men. Malika, dnt complain honey, we earned it! (well jst tell everyone we do)

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: "People are fed up wasting time and money meeting unattractive people on the net," he argues. Jst have a complete make over, send your picture in and if that doesn't work, then admit defeat. (everyone has different strengths )

Good morning all. Woke up about an hour ago, then realised it was really 12! :eek: Anyone been to the cultural week at Oxfor House yet?

hahahahahaha. jokes @ 17.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Anyway, I once boxed a dude for hitting on my best friends sister. Adiga you are talking about my sister. Poor love birds were in love,but,do i know that? We corned his azz as he was buying her some chipoz(Chips,fries). Oh yeah,we confisicated the chips haha@ chips. Ever heard that what goes around comes around? Jst make sure the sister that catches your eye has no brothers!