I remember having to read this TWICE in the Metro before I understood what was going on. would love to see a recording of the lecture.

^ Salma you blooming ruiner of films, thanks for spoiling my weekend! :mad: (joking wouldn't watch this if you paid me, far too many fires/planes/male heroes for my liking)

bismillah. May Allah grant her jannah and her children patience. I agree with GJ, this is about a murder first.

i heard the 10 days starts 2mrw. May Allah accept it from those that fast.

^ @ turkish father.

Morning every1. Juxa do tell....I am sure cawaale would not mind you sharing your first impressions of his friends.

I get it cut whenever I go, but not too short below the ears is too short for me.

@ MMA. I guess it's understandable if you think how much the spend on it. AA, i know its not good for the hair but I would have to have the patience of a saint to stay natural either that or I would chop it all off. But good on you if you have naturally curly hair and you don't treat it. btw I spent half the show confused as this is what I understood to be a perm!

Everytime I go to the hair dresser she tells me not to relax my hair as its bad for the hair blah blah but the woman then tells me she relaxes her own hair every 6 weeks! Straightened hair is easier to manage, for me that's the bottom line and really it has little to do with wanting to be white or anything else.

today I feel like I need a month to sleep this flu off. Blessed, look around to see what's on offer in your field or maybe go part time.

^its all part of the somaliland experience Ismahaan. *feeling a bit homesick*

Originally posted by nuune: ^^ exactly, he lives there, and like most maryooleey, they dont want in britishka wax laga sheego, bal maxay ka difaacayaan haddii runta la sheego. Firsly where is your loyalty Nuune? :eek: Secondly maaha runta, this doesn't prove anything really. (thirdly will you be supporting Germany in the world cup? :mad: )

honestly don't know and honestly could not care less!

^ og sheeg. how extremely v. rude @ this topic. On behalf of all the british cadaan people i knew/know, they ain't that bad looking! And really there are more important things in life than shiny teeth and hair. (like a nice cup of tea!)

I know a few girls that did this diana stuff, you jst stare at them as its rude to ask how they got a few shades lighter over night. the risks they take to for such a superficial reason is unbelievable.

Good advice, sooner or later you realise there is no point worrying. Reminds me of this quote, My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.” . Michel de Montaigne.

Originally posted by Oz: What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. She sure did! Miskeen.

lol 7 pages. Have we arrived at a conclusion?

^lol. Mellow, have you tried it? Would love to see the response.

This one's bad too. There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

^ You know they get about £400 to spend on shopping so it will def be in investment. btw have you seen the one with the snake? http://www.channel4.com/programmes/come-dine-with-me/4od#3008262 OMG! stitches.com hahaha. even the narrator is, as JB would say ahem....

Do it Anyway . - Mother Theresa People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway.

haha@ competant cook. do you have any specialities? (not including toast, beans, cornflakes or chips) there might be plenty of prof male chefs but reality is so many men dnt know how to turn the blooming cooker on and dnt see any need to learn. Anyway if i was on that show, my tactics would be to be eveyone's best friend, rate them all average 5/6/7 (nothing suspiciouly low) and pracise my dishes like mad before my evening. *Not that I am competitive*

GG, i can imagine what you would be like on the show already!haha. always thought it would be interesting to do this with friends and family and see who pushes the boat out and who serves oven chips. Marcus, have you tried out any of the recipes? *imgines Marx with apron, shades and churchill picture on kitchen wall seperating egg whites* The family on c4 also looks interesting this year.

Funniest show on tv. Sooo interesting to see the different personalities, the perfectionists, the show offs, the snobs, the male chauvinists, the i-cnt-cook-a-thing-but-i-wouldn't-mind-being-on-tv types. Dnt think its outside of the UK, mite be exported in the future, in a nutshell 4 strangers take turns to cook for eachother each episode and vote for eachother's efforts in secret, the winner wins £1000. Competition brings out interesting side of ppl. Never fails to make me laugh. Anyone else a fan? (how could you not be?) http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/come-dine-with-me/