she has a giant tattoo of passages from the Koran on her back.. Would love to know what passages and what led to such a strange deed. as for the article,I feel for the wife but Iam sure more than half a dozen million in the divorce courts will soften the blow.

Originally posted by Ismahaan: Ina lilaahi waa inaa ilayhe raa3cuun. Samir iyo imaan .May Allah (swt) forgive his sins and grant him Jannah amiin. Ameen, may Allah make it easy for all his family.

afternoon all. Welcome back gals @ Ibz and Val. I thought they stopped making whisper bars, maybe they should have, def not as nice as I remembered. :mad:

afternoon all.....did I take on more than I could chew?

How Fights Start............. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my ****** husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... ****************************************** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started... ****************************************** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ****************************************** I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... ****************************************** A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... haha@ last one. evil.com

As dramatic as always Good luck Marcus...btw are all your scripts going with you? :eek: I am joking, joking. Let us know what madness you get up to in the years to come iA.

blah, blah, blah @ Marcus, go find something useful to do. Gross Overcrowding is the norm for many somali families in London, and it takes years to access social housing for families with young children and illiterate parents. At least the problem has been acknowledged but the proof will be in the pudding.

Originally posted by Sherban Shabeel: Here's a nifty little visual description of various styles of headscarves. Gotta love the BBC! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/europe_muslim_veils/html/1.stm How thoughtful of the dear old Beeb.

Originally posted by Maxaatirri: I think youre in serious need of some imagination, not everyone fits into stricter gender identities that easily. waamaxa stricter gender identities?

^ Indecisivness, a very unmanly trait.

hahahah, well done Pirates, and since they have so much money it wouldn't hurt to smart up their appearance. they might be able to ask for more money if they looked more professional.

welcome back btw Adam i usually run away from Sci-fi/fantasy but it would be a different story if it was set in Somalia. All the best with the writing, would be a great achievement.

Well done to the people who made the school possible, looks like its doing great things.may it go from strength to strength iA.

most shocking thing I have read in a long time. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/810558-rapist-13-locked-up-for-three-years

well someone definitely woke them up, they are starting new threads all over the place, YOU MUST DO THIS, YOU MUST NOT DO THAT, WE ARE AWAKE (THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE WERE SLEEPING BEFORE) YOU WILL BE BANNED, BOTH YOU AND YOUR SCRIPT! But I am glad they deleted that awful thread.

blooming starving.

Masakeen. May Allah grant them ease after this hardship. We can never imagine what these ppl are going through.

Originally posted by Abyan: [qb] A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." hahaha.

love the title of this thread. hahahaha. My niece was the funniest looking baby I saw, came out unblinking and defiant, she looked like she was in her thirties....still makes me laugh.

Vinnie is sounds v. hot. Hhahahah@ moral of the story, one lucky man.

^ hahahhahaah@ Cara miskeenad walked off the face of the earth! thank you ppl. Need to clear my mind after a lesson on puberty and encouraging childrne to use "scientific words!" hahhaha.

Morning/Afternoon all. A boy goes to his dad "I am going to Australia to find myself." The dad replies "what if you find him and he is an jack*** too?" Yes, Iam bored. Anyone with anything better?

^ lol. "I don't need another coat but...."

I find it curious that muslims twist themselves out of shape when it comes to explaining this odd verse. Its easy to understand if you know that muslims believe the Quran is the word of Allah, thus they do not take the liberty of assigning some verses as "odd" or more or less reasonable than other verses. How illogical is such advice? You would think after step two, not sleeping in the same bed, that the conflict between husband and wife has reached dire levels. How does step three, beating her, magically make things better, not worse? The Quran is used as a general source of knowledge and guidance, i.e. what is and what is not permissable. It is up to the individual to use their own common sense as to how to handle the situation they find themselves in, i.e if you don't think some things will help for example hitting the woman lightly then don't do it, its not imperative, its an option for you to use your judgement over, you don't need to make a song and dance about it.

bravo @ Shabeel.