I.m glad that u all like the story and its true happend this summer. Lefty u give me jokes walaahi wha did u say somali farax taking female passport with hijab hahahaha thats funny walaahi 1 love all and Bless From Flex http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=reply;f=5;t=000253

Ala haahahaahh i think i will laugh in bed when i.m about to sleep dayum this is funny. This Americans says everything is Al-Qaede a house burn down they say it was Al-Qaeder. Walaahi they make proppa fass about it. Gun Shotz London massive

haahhahah that was a good one walaalo Jag garvar som fan. Big up Tensta Boyz one lov

Ismahaan walaahi thank u for the jokes u made u realy made me laugh hard shit u are good i cant stop laughing. And the ones i lov most was Where have u been all my life? hidding from u. Hahahaha dayum thats some sick shit. Wha would u say if i asked u to marry me? Nothing i cant talk and laugh sametime. hahaahha i cant stop walaalo this is funny shit

Sheeko ka dhacdeey somalia 2002 summer. Waxaa timiid gabaadh inaan yar u 12 jiir aa wadaata eey kalaa timiid germany. Gabadhoo weey cadahaay inaanka yarna waa somali eey korsateey. Markeey iis tidhii somalia ka bax u ku labo germany baa lugo qabteey airport somalia u laa idhii inaankan yar maa dhaliin adigo ee waa ida kaligaa baxdiid. Gabaadhi yaab weey isko naxdeey, waxbaa weey sameeyn karii weydeey markaas kaligeed beey ku labateey germany iyado xanaaqsan :mad: Ki yaraa ba lagaa xadeey passport. Waxaa ka xadeey niin ila 30-35 years old jiraa u bidar weyn le u aad u dheer u la idhaado Jamac Bidar. Gadhkii bu Jamac iska soo jareey dhaar ciyaal bu xidhaay nac nac qorii bu afka gashadeey Kofiyad bu bidarti ku qarsheey inaan yar u 12 jiir a bu isko ekeysiyeey. Airport somalia hortaa wu dhafeey markii dubai la soo gadheey bu sigaar qabteey. Maxaan sameyaa bu iis idhii :confused: Intoo iska eegey askarti bu sigar banaanka ku soo yaraa cabeey. Isagoo nugeyaa sigarki bu askari arkeey. Kuwi kale bu u yedheey wexeey idhaahden adigo 12 jiir aa sigaar maxaa ku geyeey. Wuxu ku hadlaa bu wayeey Jamac bidar. Somalia iya lugo celiyeey Bidar. Ps: Don't ever smoke near a police officer if u are hidding something

Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive

Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive

Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive

Wablo all Oi quruxley walaahi i.m still laughing at that story u wrote thats some funny shit sorry walaalo but oi tell me where u are uk? Cause i.m in uk london yeah its so funny when i go clubbing i just see girls clocking each other and i laugh the whole night out its like ruwayad bila lacaag:p. They even fight sometimes proppa and start to switch on each other walaahi somali girls are funniest girls ever i like that shit keep on playa hating cause it's funny and don't worry one day u all mali girls will realise that playa hating ain't shit and waist of time. 1 lov Flex Love u all Bless to my West London massive

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because tray the person and if u like it u stay with He or She init? So i think it's unsmart to marry someone u haven't had sex with before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up to much. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my West London Mali Massives

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because train the person and if u like it u stay with it init? So i think it's un smart to marry someone u haven't teast before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my London Mali people

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because train the person and if u like it u stay with it init? So i think it's un smart to marry someone u haven't teast before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my London Mali people

Waguan all I just want to say that it's very good and smart to have sex with the person u lov before marriage because train the person and if u like it u stay with it init? So i think it's un smart to marry someone u haven't teast before and then break up. That's why somali people marry and break up. 1 Lov all Boooooo to my London Mali people

Ahhaahhaahhaahah dayum i fall down from my chair walaahi shit that was funny lov thank god i.m not the mobil owner that man is died. 1 bless Flex

Waguan all i just wanna say. Thnx all walaahi mataan and miskin crackt me up there. 1 lov Flex

1987 there was this 2 mans chewing jaad outside there house in the sunshine and there was orgi next to them aswell. So then 1 of the mans went up to the toilet and said sxb can u watch my jaad for me please? why asked his friend? yeah becuase i see how hungry that orgi is it might chew my jaad ok then sxb said the man who was looking the jaad for him. Then he went to the toilet, at the same time the orgi came and was chewing his jaad and the man who was watching the jaad thought it was his friend that was going around like a orgi becuase of the mirqaam of jaad. So the man came back from the toilet and said sxb wha happend? i told u to watch my jaad, his friend said u taking me for an idiot u chewed your jaad one time u walk like people next min u go around like a orgi. Hope u like it every one Bless everyone Flex

hahahahha that was funny sis jag holl po kissa po mig walahi shit du e galen walaalo stockholm brud yaa 1 lov Flex

Tamina why walaalo we dont say that when girls dissing us on other topics why ban ours? U cant handel it dont watch it simply walaalo. And we not dissing if u getting mad then its a prove of that this all we said is true. bye 1 lov Flex

Oi qouick qoustions to all beatyfull girls in here. Why do somali girls put saliid xali on the hair?some people might know it as saliid maacsaro. Because i saw this beatyfull girl on a club and things was going smooth between me and her then bom she was banding to get something from the floor and she came on me and the hair was smelling bad uuuuuuuuuuuf walaahi i hate that saan buur baan qadii qadheey waan qaaqabey

Hahahahaha what am i seing here mad somali girls or what? oi comeon girldams all somali mans aint like the ones u meet hibo or jamila walaahi u all taking somali mens over the room of wortless mans. All i got to say is chill and dont rush in to things easy even though i.m not saying u r easy dont get me wrong dee. By the way i wonder why all somali girls get married in the ages of 17 18 19 20 21 u still got the college to finish dont rush in to the marriage get me. 1 Love Flex with the Lex

ahahhahaha waryee cumar wembley inader dee daboo waa xami xami lakiin dabo somali girl waa suxula baruur weligeed goiin (___)__) its hard walaahi i seen them trying to lose that wight. Aarye i havent been to southall this days dee inar. 1 love hargeysa flex dunbuluq mafia