I agree with Nuune, the hand that wiped on Clinton's shoulder was not bush's, if you look very close and deep there are three hands roaming around at the same time!

were you hoping to audition for the part? Whynot, if the part xaga danbe u weenyahay, dhexdana u yar yahay, xaga sarana u taagan yahay, waaba dream come true Send the script my way bal si dhakhsa ah

Not a must, but if she knows how, it would be a bonus

Reading this, waxaan soo xasuustay; Libaaxii yiri markuu Baaboon-ka arkay "dadna wey la'yihiin dadna dabadey ku sitaan"

Adoo Illaahay ku karaameeyey oo bini-aadam kaa dhigay, bal why would you wanna be xoolo :confused:

My ideal world involves 3 things;Free Starbucks coffee everywhere, Gardens, and Fine men to serve the coffee and tend to the gardens. I was gonna say your wish is my command, untill that is i seen the plural of man. Then, obviously nafteedaan u cabsadayoo waxaan is iri, malah inanta hal kuma filna

Allah says in the Qur'an: "Call them (adopted sons) by (the names of) their fathers, that is more just with Allah…" [al-Ahzaab 33:5]. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: "Allah has cursed the one who claims to belong to someone other than his father." (Reported by Imaam Ahmad and others). The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: "Whoever claims knowingly to belong to someone other than his father will be denied Paradise." (Reported by al-Bukhaari and Muslim, Fath, no. 3982). He also said: "Whoever claims to belong to someone other than his father, will be cursed by Allah, the angels and all the people, and Allaah will not accept any deeds or excuses from him on the Day of Resurrection." (Reported by Muslim, may Allah have mercy on him, in his Saheeh, no. 2433). Narrated from Abu Dharr, who heard the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: "There is no one who knowingly calls himself after someone other than his father, but he is guilty of Kufr" (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 3371; Muslim, 61). Hope that helped or atleast answered some of your questions!

We can sit here all day and give eachothers opionions (which btw, we shouldn't when it comes to Islam) but at the end of the day, only a Sheikh would know or have the answer to your question, good luck!

Good thought, maybe you should go to that website and ask the Sheikh why that is! But in my opinion, i think out of the wedlock, the woman has the choice/right to either say yes or no to the invetation. So maybe that's why if she accepts it, it becomes hers to own!

Su’aal aya waxaan ka horeysa ba. Is it even permitted in Islam to do so? A Sheikh by the name of Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid answered this question in Islam Q&A website, where he said that! The child must be named after his father even if the father is deceased or divorced, etc., even if he does not take care of the child or see him at all. It is utterly haraam to name a child after anyone other than his father, except in one case, which is when the child is born as the result of adultery (Allaah forbid). In this case the child should be named after his mother and it is not permissible to name him after his father. Wallahu aclam!

Absolutely stunning, thanks for sharing wallal!

Qarni tagay Qabiilkii! Wadaad wax dilaaya oo wacdigii ka weecday!

Allah the Most High says in the Qur'an, Truly, it is by the Remembrance of Allah that hearts find rest. [Qur'an, 13.28] B, Allaha kuu sahlo for what ever it's that you going through sxb!

Maaddeey faraha ha laga qaado, for he is the only shabaab supporter that makes sense around here! Maaddeey, adeer. I know ina ciil bastaa latahay oo odayaashan gafuurka waa ween iskugu kaa tageen, but please what ever you do ha is , meeshan saad la socoto caruur iyo islaamaa ka buuxa

Sometimes in laguur guurto khairka ku jira Nin Yaaban halkaa ka wad sxb!

Best you can do now is play poor and remorseful. If it gets to court, readily admit to it and apologise profusely, perhaps you'll be let off without a criminal record. But there's no telling. London Transport is a b!tch. Apologise profusely kulaha hahahaa Spoken like a true pro walle, who would have thought eh Yo B, do what what Val said and you will be fine IA. Good luck!

@abuu mansuur should be discussing tupperware and watching martha stewart.....hilarious!

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^ Women who are over protective of their hubbies are said to bound to share one, marka for your own sake caadi iska dhig, aight

No, I'm suffering from reality Send a farah to the Bahamas and he will take a detour to Africa and get married to his father's 4th cousin's daughter who's sister is married to his second cousin Give Farax a from the get go, and i'm sure he will always find his way home. Despite, the long distant cousin invitations, na'mean

Thankfull, let me get this straight! Besically, you posted this sad thread not because of feeling sorrow for maamada, but just sothat you can make a useless point across (Which is, others should not bash Puntland without a tangible source) Is that right? Caqliga goronyo kaa xuubsatay! In Somaliland, for the last 14 years, many Somalis from the ****** were detained, tortured, their private properties confiscated and then forcibly handed over to the Ethiopian government against their will, in exchange for political favours. Most of them were traders, residents, asylum seeker and visitors, who were not involved in any illegal activities and have no political affiliations whatsoever. If this has been going on for the past 14 years, will it be fair to say shacabka waqooyi are ok with the crimes their admin is commiting against the OG's? I hope not! Maamada Allaha u sahlo, she will come through Inshallah!

Wasn't there a maah maah that says 'naag kun bey shirisa halna wey kala baxda' now who is the player

I'm not very fond of spouses(and by spouses, I mean men, LOL!) taking long vacations by themselves. Whynot, are we suffering from trust issues

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: They are freaking everywhere. Ka faa'idesta. Nimanku baashu weey bixinayan Ha bixiyaan maxuma, laakiin maxaa faa'ida ugu jira iyaga? Ani waxaan is iri malaha they are there to explore Naaso hablood, buurahaa cad iyo caanaa lagu sheegay ninyow Viva Hargeysa, and the whole north part of Somalia!

^ What is? Malika, i do agree with the saying, but the Nigerian old saying that i quoted is the one i don't agree with, na'mean