oooohhh someone needs a hug!!

heeeheee...that was funny!!! 8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

AAlto... anigaba waan raadinaayay asoo dhameeystirin....laakiin haddan soo helo waa kula soo socodsiinaa insha alaah.

I guess so! ciyaal utange. I just don't see what clown has to do with all this.

disagreement? Is that what you call it? :rolleyes:

1- men who swing their hips when their walking...Nasty :eek: 2-messy facial hair 3-men in tight pants 4-trying to be an intellectual when your actually an average faarax 5-30 yr old men acting like their 15 yr olds......with their pants hanging below their a$$...you better pull that pants up and wear that bold spot with dignity!!! 6-men that are turned off by strong women 7-men who grab themselves in public...its like their making sure its still there 8- when a man expects you to change him for the better with that tired old line " If I had a good women by my side.." ..I aint no magician. 9-Men with more females friends than male friends) somethings wrong there. 10-over confident men 11- men that are too nice....too much of the nice guy act can be lethal...so be very careful And the list goes on.

Originally posted by Master Mafia: flying still.... don't start if u can't handle the heat HUH? Start what? :confused: All I asked was a simple question...i;m sure you can put together enough english to answer that question.

Walaahi the more I live in this city...the more I fall in love with it. Instinct poet...thanks for the reminder. Did you notice how amazing the skyway is during the night?!! The thing that makes me like this place is all the mali people walking the streets..Love y'all!! Peace and luv

Waraa reer london waa naga fiicanyihiin kawaran !! MMA try visiting minneapolis..salaanta haddii lagaa qaado aa nasiib leedahay You are lucky to have met so many outstanding nomads. Peace and luv

1- pay off credit card :mad: Damn these amercians!! 2- Try to stay out of the sun or else half my face will be darker than the other half! 3- Try not to physically disable any men or kill for that matter, when they come up to you with some cheap a$$ lines!!! 4- Don't get too stressed out...sh!t happens...just let it go. Thats about it..If I can accomplish that much then...i'm str8 peace and luv

Originally posted by Master Mafia: P.S flying still i think ya mistaking to me i ain't clown ya hear me shawty? [/QB] Clown? what does what I said have to do with clown? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Thought_Control: SALAM it is in learning to live with paradox, in striving to accommodate, and perhaps moderate our prejudice that we make our institution and our world a safer place. I agree 100%. The truth is there is no real way of escaping from prejudice. The problem lies in trying to change something that is so deeply rooted in our being. Every individual here has some preconceived notion about praticular groups of people....the balance is found in realizing that its when you act on these notions that you run into the problems we face in this world today.

Originally posted by Hijabified Sista: LOOOL@police man thats my favorite one....I still can't figure out why...there's no punch line yet it managed to make me laugh out loud

I don't know why I haven't been reading somali poems before...I'm starting to see what a rich and amazing language we have. Here are a few somali poems/ halqaad I enjoyed reading. Amaan Dumar Maxamed Nuur Fadal (HJ) 1. Xasanow dhawaaq gabay haddaad iga dhaguugayso 2. hadduu guur qalbiga kaaga dhaco dheelin baad tahaye 3. dhadhan ma laha naagaa middii dhoocil noqotaaye 4. dhulka jiifto lama guursadiyo dhererka qaarkiise 5. hadday dhuubo weyd tahayna waa raaxo kaa dhimane 6. meesha iyo dhalaanimo middaan anigu dhowraayay 7. dhildhilada gacmihiyo shanshada dhumucda loo yelay 8. dhexda madaga dhaayaha indhaa dhaban wanaageda 9. dhudda qoorta iyo faayahay dhudi la soo jeedo 10. dhubbad qaadka timahaad haldhaa dhalinki moodayso 11. cirrid dhuxla iyo suuniyaa dhibic dawaadeeda 12. dhumbal-mada cad dhoolaa ilkuu dhayag noo dile'e 13. saddex dhudalay dhaclaa iyo dawali dhixir wanageda 14. sindi dheehan Qoolow sidii lagu dhex taalleeyay 15. waqfiyada gacmaa lagu dhuftee saayaq lagu dhaabay 16. dammideedba maantay deerays dheeg iskaga yeesho 17. ee ay dhabeelnimiyo qurux dhuuxa ka iftiinto 18. dhugta lugha iyo faayahay dhebel u sii dayso 19. kolkay socodka dhiif uma waddee dhebi sidii liicdo 20. dhega inan rag kay dhinac martaa dheelmatiin galabe 21. dhaqan iyo adduun lama hadheen dhogorta xoolaade 22. inta dahabka lacag dheertahay dumarka dhaantaaye 23. dhadhab igula looshiyo hurdada dhool anoo ladaye 24. dhuuxaga iyo feedhay dhudi ku laaqnayde 25. sidii malagga ruuxayga dhigay laygu kaa dherere 26. inkastay dhallaan yeelatiyo ubad dhawaaqaaya 27. dhimashada ha joogtee si kale waw dhur sugayaa 28. dhufsataye qalbiga maanigaa dhudi ka reebaaya ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cumar Xuseen (Austerelie), (HA) Gabayga soo dhamaytir hadaada hayso. Qureeshkeeda Faadumo haddaan qaar ka mid ah sheego Tallaabada qallooc uma dhigtee way qotomisaaye Qalbigaa ku faaraxa markay qaaddo laafyaha'e Allaw hayga soo qaban intaan Qalanjo gaadhaayo ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Haddaad Dhimato Geeridu marbay nolosha dhaantaaye Dhaqashiyo marbay kaa yihiin dhereggu xaaraane Dhadhan malaha aadmigu wuxuu kugu dhalliilaaye Dheddigaansho waa ceeb inaad dhamagsataa meele Nin dharbaaxo quudheed dugsaday dhaqayaded maalye Dhashaaday sugtaa xaajadaad dhawrataa abade ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cilmi Boodhari Dayax ka muuqdheer Nimanyow dabuub gabay beryaha kuma danuukhayne Kolba aniga oo daayey baa igu diraysaane Idin diidi maayee waxaan dood u celin waayey Mid duusho yarbaa eabahay iigu daw galayey Aqal daahyo weyn derged iyo daar middaan galaba Dalaalimo habeenkii haddaan meel dudda a seexdo Dayax iiga muuqdheer midduu duunku caashaqaye Iga daaya hadalqaadkedu waa iiga darayaaye

I came across this poem...I thought all my somali reading nomad would enjoy this. Calanyohow walhanayaa Xaaji Aadan Afqallooc (Muuse Ismail, HY) CALANYAHOW WALHANAYAA, ADAAN KUU WARAMAYAAYE; WADNAHAYGI BAA LALABIXIYO, WIIQI-BAWDADA'E; MID WASAARADDIISII GABTOO, WEERANBAAD-TAHAYE; LAGUU-WAA WAKIIL SIDA JAMAAL, WAABSHA GAALADA'E; WADANKAAD KU DHEERAANLAHAYD, WAA LA-IIBSADAYE; RAGGII ADIGA WAAXKUU-LAHAA, WAA-LA-WEECSADAYE; NFD WAREEGEEDANU, WAA-HORUU-DHACAYE; WAQOOYI IYO KOONFURIBA, WAW-WADA-DHAMMAAYEENE; HEELADIYO WIGLADA MAALINTII, LAGUGU WAALAAYAY; WAATAY WALAANDEYNAYEEN, EE WADDACAYEENNE; GOORTII WALAAL-GARABGALIYO, WEHELBA LOO-WAAYAY; HAADKIYO WARAABUHU KA-DHEREG, WALAQTANKOODIIYE

Originally posted by Master Mafia: lemme talk fo' my self i'll never ever say to any female the word "I LOVE U" maba uqalmaan Maa ka joogtid!! mid kaa ooysiiso waa la'arki doonaa. I agree that actions speak louder than words...but sometimes I think we all need to hear it. I guess the two go hand in hand.

Originally posted by OG_Moti: The Attack has began, flying fly,.... First of all I;m not attacking you...why would I attack my dear old friend Og-moti? That's Preposterous!! And why in the name of god are you calling me flying fly? tikhsi baa taahay aa ii qarinee haye? Waayahay!!! Peace and luv

Originally posted by MALAIKA: flying-still ..same here hon .....it was good to finally put a face to the name flying-still..have u noticed how i keep calling u flying-still or xafsa ..forgive me hon ..its gonna take a lil time to get used to ur real name ... A.A What you trying to say...that I have a weird name?!!! :mad: You don't see me calling you Malaika...do you? Can you believe she has me saved on her cell phone as Flying still.... :eek: I'm just messing with you hon....you know its all the same to me...I answer to my mom saying " naayaa hooy" so I can live with being called flying still or xafsa Big Mom we got salaantaada....Thank you If forgot I met angle eyes. Mizz unique... we cleared the park...We knew you were coming Kidding... You know I love you.

congrats xaliimo! You now have the privilege of harrassing all the aliens on SOL You can also B!tch about the way the admin is doing their jobs. SO good luck

The most imortant thing is to figure out where your weakness is and try to find to cause of it. See my weakness is music...and the time that I listen to it most is when i;m driving. Anyways abaayo....Always try to ready to quran at least once a day. Prayers is also a very important part....each time you pray your minors sins will be washed away. As SeNsHuAl_sHaAdIa said...try to stay away from people that won't help you islamically.....hang around with people that are better than you that way you can learn from them. I hope that helps. Salaam,.

Mizz lexus---masha alaah. I'm really happy for you! I HOpe that allah guides us all to the right path insha alaah. Keep up the good work and remember that the only really important thing in this world is your connection with allah. Salaam.

TAmina abaayo macaan....thank you so much for that reminder. Subaxaan alaah.....Its really sad that even though we have been shown so many signs we still live like we will be in this world forever. Salaam

Acuudi bilaahi....

interesting...everyone seems to have a slightly different take on things. I agree that basic morals are taught by our parents...but then there are those behaviors that are picked up. We all know that children are very perceptive....so they pick up on things that i'm sure parents didn't intend for them to know. Ok...heres another angle....Do you see yourself raising your kids the same way you were raised? I think we raise our kids the only way we know how...which is taught to us by our parents. There will always be those major things that you will change but the basic structure of your parenting skills will be similar to that of your parents. I, for example, don't believe in trying to be friends with your children while they are young. I think that there should be boundries and that they need to understand this is a parent-child relationship. I'm not saying that you shouldn;t ever be friends with them...I just think you should wait until they are old enough to take Responsibility for their actions. Thats probably one thing I would change from my parents method of raising children.I could be wrong...but then again parenting is trial and error.

Originally posted by MIZZ-UNIQUE: ^^^ how about the puff i took with me :rolleyes: and the puff with my neighbor :mad: and the puff with the professor :eek: and the puff with i dont know who! just kidding eeh.... Naayaa maxaa noo kashifee? Aan kuu imaado!!