Originally posted by SHAKA ZULU: [ Flying-still i thought you knew your man more than all these Girls, i think he will be disappointed with you when he comes back to find out , you with all ppl couldn't tell the difference between ME and CLOWN. I am not CLOWN, my name is SHAKA ZULU. CLOWN flirts with anything that moves( no disrespect to you flying-still) while i save my flirtation with one special Queen who happens to be none other than.......... well, i am going to reveal her identity in my autobiography, i hope you will live long enough to read my autobiography. [/QB] If you re-read my post you will see that I said...you remind me of clown not you are clown....so my brotha get your facts str8.' HE flirts at anything that moves?...lol....we have an open relationship ...I do my share of flirting on SOL...so its all good.

heeheee... abdinuur is still here...he just changed his name.

Originally posted by wardi: 1st of all never generalize people usally women copy what she sees her man Two statements that don't go together. The word Usually is used to start out an assumption.... If we do copy what our men do then we are at no fault when we call the police on you...or when we yell at you...in that case men have no reason to complain about how their wives treat them...after all we are just following them.

^^^^he's doing good...just enjoying the sand and the sun. He should be back anytime soon.

There is no gene for cheating....thats just a story you men cooked up to make it seem like you have no control. I think both men and women cheat but men seem to be in the lead when it comes to the number of times they cheat. I guess thats what you get for thinking with your 3rd leg. Og-girl: Oh heeeelll nooo...you telling me when I give birth i'm gonna expand and be twice my average size? You know thats not always true...and you know somali men be getting bigger too and not in the good way either. At least we have an excuse...what theirs? A friend of mine told me that its because we feed them too much and giving them a glass of milk everynight. DArman--as if y'all need an excuse!

I found this on one sisters webpage....enjoy. Black Beauty just like me... You carry yourself with such divinity So as not to care that others can see your supreme femininity With skin so deep brown complexioned And eyes of a light brown confection With lips of a strawberry hue And hair made of curls oscillating in a unique groove With curves so round and sublime That a sculptor could never construct in the abyss of time With a voice so appeasing and crystal clear... That one could forever wish for that hum in their ear WIth a knowledge base so profound That what your mind lurks can nowhere else be found Black beauty just like me... Maybe in time the world will learn to embrace your perplexity But for now you will remain a Somalian deity Consuming the eyes of those who glance your way with utter passion You bring to this world a certain enigma As you display to the world your lesson... That life can be hard, but you stay strong and keep to your essential duty Keep family, culture, religion and love Because you're a magnanimous black beauty just like me. by Ilhaan Qassim

I know i'm gonna hear from underdog for this ( thinking i'm a militant feminist)...but I had to post this...enjoy! Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers. What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all? Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions. Sadly, all men are created equal. A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

Walaahi we have to give thanks to allah every day for making us complete..Alxamdu lilaah. May allah have mercy on the 2 sisters.....it was their time to go. "The brains of Ladan and Laleh Bijani were separate, but were nonetheless stuck together after years lying alongside each other." I don't get that line.....they were born seperate but got stuck together because they were too close?...help me out here how does that happen?

BAtuulo....lol I was gonna say the same thing...he reminds me too much of clown!!! Shaka something you wanna tell us?

All these somali brothas with all these issues. If the first chick leaves you 'cause your too nice...and the 2nd chick leaves you 'cause your too nice...by the 3rd one you should be examining yourself. Anyways there is no such as a nice guy.....they all have an agenda. To qoute dr phil " whats your payoff?"

your writing book? are you sure its about somali culture? "2-DO YOU THINK THAT THE SOMALI CULTURE IS A HARRASMENT TO YOU GIRLS? I think we are the most independent women in the muslim world...we have all avenues for personal success....Don't get me wrong we get nasty remarks about how women are meant to be in the ktichen and what not...but generally nobody actually tries to deny us our rights[/b] Nin yaaban..adeerow what is your defenition of culture? The only thing I need to be proud of is being a muslim ...and culture and islam don't always go hand in hand.

Sorry I'm late with my reply... Me and my sisters were driving from the bank on our way back home when we reached a stop light...next to us there was a car with 2 white guys and a girl...I was looking at them amazed at how pink their skin was when one of the guys started laughing...then right when I was making my right turn he yelled " nice bed sheet"!! Me and my sister looked at each other and started laughing so hard I could hardly drive! When we went home and told our family...they thought for sure we lost our minds.....my brother got mad...he's like " some one makes fun of you and all you could do is laugh?!" I was laughing because I'm looking at them think" what is up with that pink skin!!" and their looking at my hijaab..walaahi wax leeyska ogyahay aa yar This happened to my ayeeyo... Her and my sister were walking down the streets of mnpls...my grandmother wears a jilbaab so when she walks and its windy outside it flaps behind her. So this white guy on a bike was behind them for a while and right when he was about to pass them he yelled " nice cape superwomen" My grandmother looked at my sister and said Naa muxuu yiri ninka...naa muxuu rabaa jini qabaha?

So what did you guys think of it?

What is this obsession with baby lotion? Does it have some sort of special powers I need to know about?...'cause you gotta let me know so I can get in on the frenzy Oh yeah and reer MNPLS...get your acts together!!!! :mad:

^^^^^^^^ suul dheer not my real family name...just thought you should know

I feel y'all on the type of music somali's play....I;ve seen some dance to some nasty a$$ songs not knowing what they mean... My wedding?..hmmm? My priority is to make sure we wont be in dept by the end of the ceremony....besides If I have a live band/singer at my wedding I know My mom would not show up and she'd probably be praying for my soul through out the whole night...so I need to keep that in mind If the man has $20,000 to blow on some wedding...then I would prefer that he take me on a shopping spree and a honeymoon..'cause my wedding days is all about making me happy If not then I'll work with the brotha.

Modesty...this other cab driver was killed about a month ago...but he wasn't somali. People at work told me he was somali....so I was kinda hoping this other guy wasn't somali. Not that I wish death on any other nationality. But I felt like I knew this guy...ilaahay ha u naxariisto. I can;t imagine how his wife might be feeling...loosing your husband like that. Ilaahayow ha nugu keenin. peace

Originally posted by Qa'Qa': Guys maybe looking, staring coz u guys wear now adays un islamic cloth, tight jeans, could see the belly, and small t-shirt, that a even a kid can't wear it. maybe that is the reason why guys stare at u guys, try to wear perfect hijab and tell me if they stare at u guys. They still stare hon...in my opinion I wear the hijaab as perfect as possible....they still stare...I've seen them stare at sista's with jilaabiib on. One thing men have is a wild imagination.

Allah au naxariisto danbigiisana alaha dhaafo...aamiin. I remember seeing this on the news and praying that he wasn't somali. I feel for his wife..samir iyo iimaan allaha ka siiyo. peace and luv

Not all somali men are bad dressers...there are few out there that dress really nice and classy...then there are those that scare you...but thats not all of them. About the whole staring thing...walaahi your right...you try to go to the somali malls here in mnpls and they are standing in front of the entrance...and as usual they all stop talking at once and stare at you like you some kind of rare species. My question to rashida....why would you date them if you hate them? The opposite of love is not hate...its indifference..think about that.

Originally posted by Instinct-Poet: Something Wrong in the scenery..Even though picnic was cancelled, people yet went? lol..Tamina, I was in detroit 24hours ago,where were you.. And those of you nomads that came to support us in Toronto for the Skyhigh family ONE NATION TOUR Concert that was on saturday,Much love. And about the 5th annual picnic has been rescheduled,To be informed by either me or the Admin or another Promising nomad.. So if the picnic was infact cancelled....who were all those somali ppl? :confused: ...Somethings wrong here. TAmina--we will meet insha alaah....malaika better have nie things to say...or else there will be hell to pay

Originally posted by SHAKA ZULU: i really feel sorry for all those brave men Correction my brotha...its men and women....Lets not forget our patriotic sisters. But thank yo shaka. BAtuulo macaanto that was touching..some day insha alaah I will go back home.

silent sistah..thanks macaanto...thats was truely inspirational. Batuulo--that made me cry walaahi...if only people could comprehend the pain they cause. Haseena-that was really nice...thanks sis. Big mom--thank you for sharing that with us. All fo you sisters are so talented....hmmmm...maybe I should try my hand at this.

Originally posted by silent-sistah: hafsa,,,,,come give me a hug,,,,i need it real bad Silent sistah...hold on i'll be right there Take me to that guy your talking about...and I shall deliver you his head in a hand woven african basket....or I can just forget about killing him and flying down to london and send you a fine a$$ somali king instead. so which is it girl? Shaka---whats wrong with you..why you gotta hate on the sistah?..we all need some lovin' Darman....i don't even know where to start...but....I believe silent sistah was talking to me when she asked for a hug

shyhem ...it was nice seeing you too...too bad your leaving soo,.