he's back!!! And i'm assuming that you fell in love...am I right?!

Wiilo thanks hon that was really informative. Kheyr...do you really think that somali are going back east to get married because the sisters in the west want to date?

Originally posted by MiZz_Skyline_GTR: 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 2 LOL... loooool

Originally posted by Starlight: If I gave you a chance could your love hit me like a thunder Switch me over and under I guess I will never know Cause I put a stop to it before we reached nr koow What I missed I will never know Cause from batuulas side qabiil came to show Thats sad walaahi....that was really nice guys....hats off to y'all!

aaaah...good times...good times!!! kaafi which are you?

Funny Jokes - Weird Sex Laws (I wonder how many of these are true!) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

Naxariis badanaa naagta!! Poison aa? I think .. that requires a butcher knife would be more like it....

If you can make it you should all come...They have somali students in MN hosting the somali students that are coming to the conference. King---just click on the link that Hijabified sis put up it should give you all the info. Kaafi---sad? why sad? 1luv

RAxmah-- Thank you so much sis......That was very touching and inspiring. May allah make those that take advantage of every chance they are given to worship allah. Aamiin.

Originally posted by raula: Flying still...walaahi this gal got some game..nayaahe..when do you get to do your homework.??? Alaa maxaa laqasarey lool...Adi qarxiska naga daa......so you've noticed that my game is tight huh?...well what can I say...I learned at the feet of the master!!

Me and the bun are best friends....I can't think of any other style that won't make my head look funny. Any Ideas would be very welcomed.

They are having conference for the Somali student's of North America Here in MNPLS on august 16.

Originally posted by Lakkad: Gedid N flying---That sounds like a NOBEL idea--laakin Do we have enuff funds to do 2 full flegded campaigns? My point is--AIDS awareness can be and will be done by the local shiqs,parents and families-Malaria and other diseases Need immidiete funding! Yall swing me here? I see what your saying here...but we all know that sex and stds are taboo topics among the somalis. So do you really think that the sheikhs and the families are really going to talk to their kidsd or the community about it? Once AIDS gets out of hand there will be no cure...I agree that Malaria is a big problem in somalia...but must one campaign suffer for the benefit of the other. Both these diseaes are dangerous but you can't use the same scale to compare the two. YOu know what they say...pervention is the best medicine. Raula---I feel you...I love public health :cool:

Originally posted by illmatic: it? Xafsa..why u didn't introduce me to the nomads u met,,,u the only one that know me, thats bad. DArn it!!!! I only read this right now...illimatic...I thought you were shy...the way you were hiding behind Ayaanick ...kidding. I promise next time i'll introduce you...ok?

waraa what are you trying to do...drive us insane? I thought we already had the picnic? :confused:

RAula loooool....Kal aa? You just scared me girl...I guess I should wait 'tll after finals eh? Instinct poet----I'll write that down and if you don't show up its on!!!

Originally posted by BARWAAQO: ^^miss mukur^^...u kno perfectly well ur the one that gave me that lil tidbit of information! loooool Athena wlc to qarxis 101...

Massive grin aa? BArwaaqo...something you wanna share with the class? hmmm? Libaaxs wedding? you went all the way to london Instinct? Your all invited to mine in mnpls on nov 20th...ok?

Originally posted by Lakkad: Oh one more--whats the POINT OF MAL MAL?-anyways on a lil kids HEAD? or the three Spots of FIREstick on the Forehead!? or the removal of 'DALQADA'(that thingy at the end of ur throat!?) I heard the 3 burn marks on the person's head was because of menatal illness...somali waxeey maqleen dab baa wax daaweeya.... Dalqad removal?...are you serious?!!!!!!! :eek:

Why can't we have multiple compaigns that target multiple diseases? All AIDS needs is awareness and not treatment...educated the masses about the disease. Most somali's are ignorant enough to think that AIDS can't happen in somali...but the reality is different.

loool. ^^^^^ Mizz unique...they call you wiilo for a reason..gabar aa tahee gaagaabso....

why are you yelling? !!!

Am I right or am I right?

Originally posted by Northerner: Dont worry sistas, I love all of ya, <<<<gettin in the good books! Is that love enough for all of us?

^^^ your Idea of a good dream: Chasing some poor women down an alley yelling " Naa dhaqankii ku noqo Naayaa!!" When you finally catch up with her she jabs you in the eye with her keys...and you being nin yaaban yell " War naagaha sanadkaan walaahi waa kibreen..waagi hore naag maba ku dhici laheyn in ay nin rag ah indhaha ka ridaan!! "