Legend, sxb isku sii camir, coz it aint funny at all bruv.

Arsenal are apparently ready to offer 10m for PSG midfielder Mohamadou Diarra. They'll face stiff competition as Chelsea last season had a bid rejected from PSG for Diarra.

Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!! I cnt stop laughin' at these lines man. I cn hardly breathe!! Anyone heard these " I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! "Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

Is your dad a baker?Cause you got some nice buns!! This one is really funny?? Anyone heard these " I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! "Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

It's reached that time of the Football calender where speculation about which player is going where has reached its peak. Share some information with fellow nomads. Whether it's Italian, Spanish,Dutch, English league etc. just share!!!

We need a right winger who attacks from the right as most of our attacking comes from the left. A guy that goes by the name of Alexander Hleb who is a right winger is reportedly been linked with Arsenal,Milan,Barca and R.Madrid. But apparently it is Arsenal who have the most interest in this guy. The other day Arsene Wenger was talkin' about gettin a young tall striker who can header good. This lead to Dean Ashton being linked with the gunners and personally, I believe they will get him or Caracciolo from brescia.

From the line-up we can tell that wenger didnt want to score a goal in open play. He decided to go Italian and united looked more like arsenal than we did. People say Arsenal can't defend, we proved them wrong. Same people say Arsenal have got a bad history in penalty shootouts, showed scholes how its really done. At the end of the day if you can not take your chances you will pay for it, as the gunners did against munich esp. second leg.

Its all about the Gunners today, even without our talisman we'll still see the FA Cup back in the cabinet of Arsenal Football Club. They virtually have a full squad to choose from and will still probably resort to their physical and pathetic approach because they know they can't match AFC for class and passing. Regarding liverpool, I've said it already and I'll say it again, they will win the trophy come Wednesday night.

7-0!!!!!!! This is Football. Nothing better than watching this Arsenal team in full flow,full power,no mercy!!! Manchester United downfall has commenced. Soon they'll turn into a midtable team. Lets see all them so called "proud" united supporters then ,heh? Next week its just a matter of how many goals the machinegunners are gonna score. Bring'em on!!!!!!!!

Its Rooney this Rooney that But with him on the bench they can't do jack 1-1 V Bromwich, sad, very sad. Meanwhile we had to play the pool and beat them 3-1 sorry liverpool fans, it was waiting to happen. Fabregas is my main man and he should have won the Young player of the Year. It only takes skill to be a good striker who smacks in the goals. But to be a midfielder playing against the likes of chelsea, it takes intelligence, wisdom and composure. I think the English factor was there again, bias. Man of the Match v Liverpool - Francesc Fabregas

I reckon the final to be between liverpool and inter, its just a hunch. This year the surprise package is to be liverpool and I think they will beat the old lady even though its gonna be tough. As far as chelsea is concerned I think they will beat bayern with some ease. Inter will be looking for revenge and that might just spur them and the fans on to beat AC, though I', not that sure. Im good init

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Anyone watch the AC v PSV match. Absolutely heart breaking for PSV. There were minutes left befor they could be in the final but Ambrosini had other plans.

Too bad chelsea, Well done the pool. Probably the most breath taking 1-0 game I watched. Visit this link to see whether or not the ball has crossed the line. Luis Garcia Goal He works hard and he knows the game. "He is one of the best coaches, sure. He has one of the best teams, sure - but he will lose tomorrow." Doesn't lie does he, old rafa.

Carxy fella to do that stuff. BTW I thought celebrating the brithday of our beloved Prophet(PBUH) is not allowed since he died on the same date. And didn't the prophet say that in our religion birthdays are not to b ecelebrated. Haddaad, relax brother no one is perfect. You don't have to perfect everything, thats why we're called "humans", in other words imperfect.

Yup, Congrats to chelsea. They will be expected to repeat this feat next season too, just like arsenal were expected to perform like last season.

I want to hear what he says if we end up winning the competition. The sad thing is that even this occurs they wont be in next year's competition.

Compare this to Henry with 25 and Andrew Johnson of Crystal Palace with 20...plus I find it amazing that NO Chelsea or Man U player has scored more goals than Pires so far! Aaahhh. The joy!!

Because there are more women than men on earth,some say the ratio will be 1:50, hence there will be obviously more women than men in hell. Back-biting is also key factor of this.

Man, I know this guy. I went to that school too and I knew him very well. He always looked the brighter kid out of his bunch. Well Done to him!!

Did the prophet also say that women ought to be stoned to death because they had pre-marital sex As stated in 24:2, the punishment for adultery is whipping in public; a hundred symbolic lashes. the basic punishment is social pressure and scandalizing the criminal. Whipping in public achieves this goal.

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looooool that was FUNNY

damn a lot of pissed off people here, ever heard of anger management? down in brittania it's nice weather, girls are wearing flowery skirts and sweet scented perfumes...mmmm....that would put a smile on any guy's face ...Yup, I feel GREAT indeed!

Whatever happened to our somalia, I heard they played a couple of friendlies but how about the World Cup qualifications.