Northener, Whats the News of the World saying? give us the information, I cnt be bothered to go n buy the paper ( or waste my money for that matter)

Sol Campbell needs to be dropped! For who???

Thrashed? I hardly think that is the appropriate word. Besides, in all honesty, I wasnt expecting any less but a home win, I felt I could get something but deep down I knew there wasn't anything init for me thats why I went for the defensive approach which is why I didnt score but better to lose 1-0 than 6-0. I tried to force a stalemate, but it was to no avail. Next set of games Im not playing in so I 'll probably fall a bit more behind but it gives me enough time to prepare for the double header against the champions. Besides, you guys didn't expect me to win did you? I knew it wasn't gonna be easy and it was me who needed the luck in this game. I believed I could win the game and feel that we created enough chances to win it(typical wenger statement after a loss). Statistics were against me leading up to this game, having lost most away games against the top teams with only 1 outstanding win against Lions last season away. Anyway just about reaching the halfway stage of the season and Id rather make all my mistakes now than 2 games before the season like last time. W11, I believe that you win games with good defences and great attack. But the basis should always be a good defence and I believe that my defence needs strengthening and that will duelly be noted (yes I took the hint).

^^^^Those words would come and hunt you down. Im sure they will! But the question is how will they hunt me down? After winning the title or finishing second? Good luck for the game, one of us is gonna need it. W11, everyone loses sometimes, it has to happen, only Arsenal are capable of going unbeaten. I have a tough away game to Soma himself. Lets see how you do against the surpirse of the season, The Soup.

whimpers, wankstas, misers... I will not, I shan't, give you my reply on this attack. You might call the KGB to get rid of me, like in Training Day( that was cold). Sure wouldn't wanna go out like that!!

^^^track progress?? I think that will prove to be a lost cause, can you see progress, maybe a little, but it'll be like following a snail!

^^^Drama? You might experience drama if there was relegation involved but otherwise, you can languish in mid table with no worries. W11, what happened? Lost to the Lions, are we gonna see ur downfall now, you're hot-o-meter goes down real quick after a defeat doesn't it? You just like Man Utd, end Arsenal's unbeaten run and then lose the following game str8 after. Over the next 4 games the table will start its real shape then we shall see the real title challengers.

I reckon my team has the best nick, The Gunners, Arsenal, artillery, guns, cannons, all things associated with guns, it is us. I bet every supporter (esp. Spurs) would like to have this name. I mean Spurs, how wack is that? Since when have brits used spurs. I'd really like to meet a SOL member who supports this wack team.

getting better, wasn't exactly hilarious, but look at the good side, at least it wasnt st*pid and lame. Keep them coming, gradual improvement.

Issa Abdul Kadir, currently of Arsenal Reserves, is making the grade and could well see him soon in action, seen as wenger is so keen to give the kids a chance.

Im sure if I wipe the dust of my 90s racket and find my tennis ball, I could give a run for his money and maybe beat him.

^^ lets just say it was a retaliation of "other incidents" i.e. recieving hate mail from the honorary fatman in my PM box and calling me doloolka futada (in english), after merely pointing out that in the jokes section ONLY jokes should be posted. Fatman, why dnt you post another a "joke", you know, third time lucky. This one actually might be funny, but then again it might not(most likely event out of the two). PS: spell my name correctly nxt time, ******.

To the Pres, Congratulations you are the winner of the "How Lame Can You Be" competition. You have truly succeeded in providing SOL with the lamest joke ever. Your prize is a book titled "Lame jokes of the Century", which will allow you to get lamer and lamer by the day.

187..I see that you still up there, your days are numbered sxb! Couldn't stand a little dig whilst making your come back. All is well, you're slipping down the slippery rope called doom. Next monday is the day me and you shall meet at the Bridge, you have been looking forward to it since my 6-0 demolition of your weak @ss team. Good luck with your exams and results.

Adeer, have to be honest with ya....all the people who have called you beautiful or paid you any other compliment ii soo refer garee. How dare they put such thoughts in your head when your mental state is too fragile to handle such lies. I want names, numbers and addresses... Je badine, toutes les filles dans la famille suis béni avec la beauté

hilarious!!!!!!!

^^ is this a joke, if not what the hell is it doing in the jokes section. Personally I believe there should be a tutorial for all new SOL users, PowerPoint presentation would do nicely.

As if this joke hasnt been abused, now it's being raped with broken english. I think this should be the joke rather than the original joke.

^^ Good win W11, good on ya! I made a tactical error, I actually thought I was playing at home so my tactics were a bit bodged up. But nonetheless, I wont take any credit away from your team, nice play PS: On 2morrows FA cup clashes, I've already said we are going to lose, so no 1 can hold that against me!

^^ I predict a draw between you two unless Soma decidedes to come out of his shell and play football, then we could see a more open game. A draw would do me good and I wont have to worry about your game in hand because Im gonna beat you rigth after u draw with Soma. I have Marauders up next, which I will thrash because they have np manager. There are like 3 teams who are inactive and keep losing.

^^^ I was under the same impression right before I played him but got a 1-1 draw out of it with his goalie is of the hook and turns out some acrobatic saves time and time again. True , I gotta stop analysing their teams, looks like its backfiring against me. W11, after the next set of games its me and u, ready to take revenge at Old Trafford after what I did to u in those friendly games.

My best games would have to Arsenal V Boro Chelsea V Barca (2nd leg) Holland V Argentina (WC98) L'pool V Milan Holland V Brazil (WC98) Holland V Brazil (WC94) England V Germany (WC90) Man U V Real Madrid (02/03 UCL 2nd leg) Brazil V Denmark (WC98) Brazil V Italy (WC94) In terms of basketball I'd go for Philly V Lakers, when iverson did ankle breaking move. Thats all I can think of right now.

^^^ His goalkeeper is phenomonal!! If u get a chance watch the game on TV, I must have hit the post like 3 times and goalie made some great saves. It should have been like 5-1

^^^ Soma, who is over rated now? You still think Ljunberg, Henry and Pires are over rated after the 7-0 thrashing of Boro?? Carling Cup will go to our youngsters....

ABSOLUETLY MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What more can I say!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7-0 7-0 7-0 WinningEleven, change ur name to LosingTen(ronaldo sent off). I ll change my name to WinningSeven.