There were two men – sam and john – who were both mentally-challenged, they were good friends and lived at the same asylum. One day their doctor toke them out for a walk along the river, sam fell into the river and sank to the bottom. John being a good friend rushed into the river and saved his drowning friend. The doctor shocked by what he saw toke them both back into the building, after an hour or so the doctor goes up to john’s room and says to him: “I have both good and bad news”. John asks” what’s the good news”? The doctor says, “upon seeing you save your friend, I have decided to release you and allow you to live outside the asylum”. Then John says “that’s great, what’s the bad news”? The doctor says “ I’m sorry, but your friend –Sam – has hung himself in his bathroom and is now dead”. GUESS WHAT JOHN SAID…
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> “sam did not hang himself, I hung him there to dry!