that makes sense...i can see why kids when they're learning to read look at the first letter and just make out the word... that probably made no sense to you, you'd only understand what i'm talkin bout if you've ever sat down and helped a young learn to read english. wlc ismalura

:rolleyes: and to think i stayed away from this topic because of the title. interesting stuff..*walks away laughing "oh dear somalis...oh dear"*

First you say the leafs is your team, then vancouver, then the leafs again(on SS), and then the Sens(on SS again). So which one is it? Pucca's teams: -toronto -cant cheer much, since we royally suck -vancity -dont know why i love this team..i just do. -ottawa -it was either the flames or the sens...i went with the sens *the flames let us all down once...* then again..i'll cheer on any canadian team playin against america

drag queen no doubt.

4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep. 5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of "pillow talk." dirty? yes... *mod powers start to hum...* lol

Pucca, I think most women are talking about the right of divorce if he breaks a promise, considering how contracts are sacred. i'm sure there is some hadeeth that permits her to divorce him *or ask for a divorce* and she'll get it so long as she can come up with a valid reason..."he married another" simply will not cut it.

:rolleyes: ladies quit this silly business of signing papers and simply do something about it; make sure he NEVER wants/need/looks for another... if i was the dude signing that paper, 10 years down the road that paper wouldn't hold...probably would claim insanity at the time of signing; then perhaps read out the quranic verses then make a case 'bout how you're restricting my rights as a fellow muslim brother. :rolleyes: if i can come up with this *and i'm not even a dude*...i'm sure the men can too. ps. no i wouldn't make him sign papers.

well since you've used pucca's trade mark (**) you might as well get a proper wlc wlc zafir and may you enjoy these 'discussions' you speak of.

this is just one of those things i never did understand...if you dont have one of those wrinkle like asses then you aint need to torture yourself with exercising it.. work on more important parts...like; arms, legs, belly, etc

I have 26 year old freakin' eggs that are suppose to create a healthy baby yes those eggs are old and have started to wrinkle at the sides...yes you are running out of time and yes you MUST rush and grab the first you 'potential' donor you see use force to make him comply with your demands if you have to... breath sis...breath! pucca is only joking! *nearly jumped the screen to set me straight eh?lol* 21,23,26 and 28 are simply the perfect ages to have children..or start having them.

WLC uma

writing a journal entry gets me out of any jam...almost any jam

^odd but neat... Remember it is Kids' day...make them smile. its for the old and the young so make EVERYONE smile...and enjoy! blow up a few ballons while you're at it... once again...Eid Saciid Solers

Eid saciid SOLers...Enjoy and stay safe*

this article came up in my 'critical thinking' lecture class a while back *just popped into my head now* we had a discussion/debate on how feminism is/has changed. Feminism at one point had some solid grounds and sought to gain equal right for the sexes but now..its just filth, the women are asking for too much. Read the article yourself... Girls Gone Raunch

May allah have mercy on his soul...ameen.

now i'm not completely blind but i could swear that when i first read your post earlier the price was '$6.50'...then again i might have been seeing things. i'd remove the booty shakin doll but then i'd be back to my old ways of renewing my avatar every few weeks...i've been trying to quit.

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. 5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens. 6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead. 7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. 8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. 9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE! 11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. 12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense. 13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL. 15. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 16. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe. 18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together. 19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent. 21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always. 22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer. 23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. 24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT. 25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on. 26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN. 27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished. 28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE. 30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is. now aint marriage just about the best thing!

:mad: dont you dare wish bad upon my beloved team!!! go vancity!!!

CGY vs. OTT for the cup!! so you just drop us like a hot potato eh...couldn't you atleast 'pretend' we didn't suck so bad? i mean couldn't u just say that the leafs could win a couple of games and perhaps bring the cup? it really hurts to be pushed to the side this early ...ouch i say ouch!

watched the 04 game...calgary came so close and when they lost *sniff* it was indeed a very heartbreaking moment. not to worry though; this year will be different.

I just wanted to share an experience that my 11 year old daughter had over the weekend. Almost 2 weeks ago, she had a free pass to the waterpark that was only good on that particular day, and there was no way she was going to miss out on the fun. But she got her period the day before (she's been menstrating for 6 mo's now)so we figuered it was time for her to learn how to use tampons. So, I illustrated how to insert one - Ok, she said she got it.She had a little trouble, but the second try was successfull. Problem solved. I assumed she understood that "change it" meant take the old one out, and put a new one in. She didn't. She put a second one in without taking out the first one. She tried to get it out after she got out of the pool, but she couldn't find the string, so she thought it was ok to leave it in, along with the fresh one. She didn't even try to take the second one out. 11 days later we're in the emergency room in the hospital while a docter is removing 2 rotten tampons, with a stench coming from her that was worse than death. from a medical point of view: A tampon cannot go up through the uterus and be lost in the abdomen, as people sometimes think. The vagina is like a blind pouch or a tube sock. The cervix is at the deep end. It only has a tiny opening for blood and semen and the like. It is hard and not easily forced open. Tampons have not been shown to cause other damage to the vagina or cervix. Infections are the only real concern. Again, odor, discharge, pelvic pain, and fever are the general signs. Toxic Shock Syndrome is the most feared. More likely, a woman may get a bacterial vaginosis, which can be easily treated

the person who ignores the teachings of Islam regarding the prohibition of approaching Zina, not alone committing it, you should deal him wisely and kindly. Keep a good relation with him. Set a good example for him in morality, tolerance, loyalty, etc. Make Du`aa' on his behalf that Allah may guide him to the light of Islam. we need not take allah's job into our own hands and judge/punish those that have sinned...kashafa, righting a wrong with an equally wrong act is not 'helping' the situation. And since you (or anyone else for that matter) can't carry out the islamic rulings in a non-islamic state....its best if you leave it to Allah to deal with it and do right by the girl and the unborn child. As for those practically cheering for FGM, may the good Lord be with you and guide your seriously misguided hearts. Abortion is WRONG and so is FGM. The Prophet (blessings and peace be upon him) of Islam made Paradise the recompense of every father who conducts himself well with his daughters, has patience in raising them, provides their moral education, and observes Allah's commands concerning them until they come of age still think cutting up your little girl is the 'right' thing? peace and god bless

The Quran makes no mention , whether explicit or implicit, of female circumcision . There is no consensus on the ruling of Islamic law in regard to it, and no analogy that is relevant and admissible. Chastity and modesty are equally called for in men and women . They are the means of protection against the unpleasant consequences of close contact between the two sexes. Good upbringing, which instills virtuous conduct, is the real shield that keeps such contact from leading to consequences contrary to religious instruction and moral standards . Source Go on and read it all...

what's a 'FANTASY Basketball Pool'?