They're arab.

lol we dont trust them either because we (torontonians) know that our weather is unpredictable! But that still doesnt stop me from reading the weather section and then complaining about their lies at the end of the day. its a ritual..we simply MUST read/watch about the weather before leaving home.

are there meteorologists(weather man) over there? or do you folks just watch the sky and make your own judgments?

no no, im just following my team. are you expecting rain then? we've had plenty of that lately...depressing!

hello jb, the canadian team is whats up! how's your end of the world doing?

*sigh* 7

An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the breakfast table when a Canadian sits down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread?" asks the Canadian with a large piece of chewing gum in his mouth. "Of course!" The Canadian blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, "We don't. In Canada, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell them to the United States." The Canadian has a smirk on is face. All the while, the American listens in silence. "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" asks the Canadian. "Of course!" The Canadian cracks his gum between his teeth and chuckles, "We don't. In Canada, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast and put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them into jam, and sell it to the U.S." "And, what do you Canadians do with condoms once you've used them?" asks the American. "We throw them away, of course," replies the Canadian, with a dumbfounded look. The American explains, "WE don't. In the U.S., we put them in a container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Canada. looooooooooooooooooooooooool darn american but he is funny

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

*shakes head* men!

May Allah grant her jennah inshallah. Amen to your duah

i hate americans but china has more gold count so im cool. My canadians are excellent athletes...they dont need medals to prove that. *starts singing the national anthem* Oh dearest canada...

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: This Olympics is all about Michael Phelps I just saw Zimbabwe has more medal than Canada dude, eat dirt :mad:

thank you nuune...i do love my country. GJ, some people keep forgetting...

*sings* we just won three medals da da da daa...we just won three medals...da da da daaa *dances away*

"tall, thin and had a head wrap on?" what kinda description is that!? rude iyo half. today im pissed.

i hate cows and the human kind is even worst.

^its crazy, my aunt the other day was talking about how men back home can refuse to divorce the woman and although he can remarry she 'islamically' cant. Sad walle, what kinda sheikh wont grant her divorce?

$hit just gets weirder... tell his wife you're only using his swimmers and not really her man.

^shaqo ku taalo ma'aha! leave the canadians alone, they're all very talented athletes...its just this year waanala inkaaray.

you're not laughing are you? please tell me im seeing things. *gets a hammer*

this aussie dude (who i thought had a cute accent but now hate) came walking into class for the exam, walks to the front and says "i can tell which of you are canadians" and he goes on to point out several people leaving out only the international students. then he asks "guess how i know?" at first im thinking he's a)an a$$, b)an even bigger *** assuming im canadian when im clearly Somali-Canadian..there's a difference... anyway someone asked "how?" and he answers.... "cuz none of you are wearing medals around your necks" :mad: oh no he didnt!! how dare he?! im just glad no one found his joke (lame lame) funny... $tupid aussie.

today, as the first female pope in history i blessed a crowd of students who were to love me for the duration of my speech. feels good being pope...so many people who believe in everything you say, people who do anything you say...and mutter 'amen' after everything you say...*sigh* beautiful!

this is place is getting confusing...there's unknown who is a man one minute then claims to be a woman the next, stoic who was married the other day but now isnt?, and i must be seriously slow because i was wondering for awhile who this 'at&t' ibti keeps mentioning is...only to find that its the 'tolka' dude. How did they shorten it to that?? *returns to her rock* i'll return when im not so confused and names look familiar.

as if the swahili and the somali werent bad enough... *waves good morning*

today i noticed my section is at the BOTTOM of the list! where the heck is rudy?! dude, we need to speak up about this...jokes dont deserve to be at the bottom.