Thanks for your piece of mind Macawiis weyne and i dont have really much to say. May ALLAH help all those muslim sisters and muslim brothers who think that style is everything. Wasalaamu Calaykum!

Asalaamu Alaikum! Thanks for the advice sister and may ALLAH bless you.

loooooool! dat was a nice joke

Thanks for the advice brother and now we have the answer to our question.

LOL i'm sorry for posting 2 many messages but i am really confused here. I dont know wheter alwayz a survivor is a guy or gal. Aight jus want 2 get things clear.

Ma bad i thought u was a guy...well abaayo i wish u alot of luck and may ALLAH help all the people who need help out there AMIIN

Asalaamu Calaykum 2 all tha brothaz and sistaz! I think that it is haraam to give advices to her because by giving her such advices you are not helping her. By giving her advices you are encouraging her and that is not what you are suppose to do. She will think that it is the right thing to do. And ALLAH strickly prohibited muslims from having Girlfriends and Boyfriends.(That is something i know). So my advice to you brother is to tell that friend of yours that what she is doing is haraam and she should stop...If she turns a deaf ear then what else can we do? Only ALLAH can guide her. ALLAH KNOWS BEST Wasalaamu Calaykum!

"Clinton's Testimony" I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first base I did not do it in her face I never did it in a bed If you think that, you''ve been misled I did not do it with a groan I did not do it on the phone I did not cause her dress to stain I never boinked Saddam Hussein I did not do it with a whip I never fondled Linda Tripp I never acted really silly With volunteers like Kathleen Willey There was one time, with Margaret Thatcher I chased her ''round, but could not catch her No kinky stuff, not on your life I wouldn''t, even with my wife And Jennifer Flowers'' tale of woes Was paid for by my right-wing foes And Paula Jones, and those State Troopers Are just a bunch of party poopers I did not ask my friends to lie I did not hang them out to dry I did not do it last November But if I did, I don''t remember I did not do it in the hall I could have, but I don''t recall I never did it in my study I never did it with my dog, Buddy I never did it to Sox, the cat I might have -once with Arafat I never did it in a hurry I never groped Ms. Betty Currie There was no sex at Arlington There was no sex on Air Force One I might have copped a little feel And then endeavored to conceal But never did these things so lewd At least, not ever in the nude These things to which I have confessed They do not count, if we stayed dressed It never happened with a cigar I never dated Mrs.Starr I did not know this little sin Would be retold on CNN I broke some rules my Mama taught me I tried to hide, but now you''ve caught me But I implore, I do beseech Do not condemn, do not impeach I might have got a little tail But never, never did inhale

Walahi to be frank i agree with ATL-Project-Boy. Nowaday you dont see somalian men cooking food or doing house chores. He depends on his wife to do everything while all they do is eat qaad and sip tea. It would be better if somalian men changed and atleast helped their wives around the house and learn a thing or two. It wouldn't hurt if somalian men changed. May Allah help all those somalian brothaz out there.

Thanks. Yours is funny as well tho.

FINALLY A SMART BLONDE..... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

According to my calculations, As it says in the Hadith it is Haraam to celebrate B-Days. Only when the child is born it is allowed to slaughter a sheep or two and after that it is strcitly prohitibed. ALLAH KNOWS BEST

Thanks for the advice Ismahaan. Much Love and Thanks

Yeah that is really sweet of him to do that. Nowadays u dont find many brothers doing that

Legally Blonde This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. "Honey, are you okay?" he asks her. "Yes" she replies. "Then what are you doing?" he asks. "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb and I wanted to do it by painting the house." she replies. "Then why are you wearing a ski jacket over a fur coat?" he asks. "Well," she replies "I was reading the directions on the paint can and it said..... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."