At the risk of being attacked by juxa, Ngonge, i'm sure, if not positive that she is older than 1year, tho she would otherwise claim...

Og_girl, xaraam caleek ya xabiibti,,,,,,,,,,,You promised her to always remember her . I helped Moti with the poster, and i am sure moti will say the same, right moti :mad: Nice try Og_girl, you still have to buy her gifts

*Alla, now i know why she kept asking me "is there something you would like to say to me, dawoco?" the whole of yesterday. I just thought she was suffering from attention seeking syndrome. Waa ceeboobay yaah.* Juxa dear, i helped moti design ur poster, DIDNI I MOTI :mad: ..... It was a surprise, that is why i had 2 pretend i forgot ur special day,,,,, *OH, i can breath now, im sure she believes my excuse!*

walaal ninkaan laheen, waraaabe aa ku ooya

loooooooooooooooooool

"Abaydiis waad la soo daahday salaantaada" lol, sheeko sheeko iga dheh. Maybe I need glasses, laakin salaan meesha kuma arkin.... Juxa, do I need glasses? Or is there an imaginary "Juxa" that can only be heard and seen by some people only?

Wirowiro-insomniac War maxaa la soo jeedaa wiirowiiro jahay? (why are you still up, zombie!) GAANJIBO GAREEY ? feel free to use a females name

Alla hooyooy,,,,,,,,,, hahahahahahahhahahha hahahahahahhahahahha hahahahahhahahahahha kixkixkixkixkixkix kixkixkixkixkix. I don't remember laughing that hard, oh my! Saan u dhiq dhiqleeyhaaye hooyadeey aa ila yaabtay. Is it too late to joun the "i love rudeboy" fanclub? Ngonge, when u killed rudeboy, sida aad u gashay aan kuu gali lahaa, many a mindfields would have been around ur area huunno Checkmate, kaaskop foowgal kaaskop nooh

Ngonge,I have a feeling we just might get along... *female anti-body for misogynistic remarks turn on* Women across the world are wise, as we females tend to learn from our mistakes and grow from them, rather than throwing tantrums and becoming hung up in an ego driven madness. Thats why we often ponder situations. If you tried it i am sure you would agree and find a peaceful and more centered Ngonge within you. It seems hard for some men to understand the philosophical mind of a female and how deep our thoughts run. We dont see one side of the problem, but all sides allowing us to find the best of solutions.... Mind you, we have yet to find a solution for the biggest problem of them all...MEN! As for dumar and dhib,,,,,If i was male i would counter attack with the words NIN and ***** ,,,But my female mind is above such accusation and i am inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt. Yep, Ngonge, we might get along just fineee....After all as a female i have a high tresh hold of endurance.... To get back to the topic,,There is a fine line between appearing dumb and silly and being passive. Don't underestimate these highly intelligent mommas...

War anagaa wax aragnay.....Tennis shoes aa?? balo! MY dear the case as it is presently is more of a dirac V garees issue. Were it a shoe related matter, it would be easy to tie it toghether.. If I go for the attack, I will get dacas slapped. These women had been doing lots of muufo making, so their upper arm mucsles are well developed. As for a challenge...What challenge,,,these women have experienced many duals at dawn and survived it. Little old me can't beat them. So being docile is being save. Ileen weligaa habar xanaaqsan ma arkin. My advice to you, look down and leave ur footbal shirt at home. They will tear it apart along with you! Ilaaheey magantiisa hana geliyo bro,,,thats all i have to say..say amiin hee

Firstly asalaamu caleeykum to one and all.... After salaams comes the dillema i'm afraid. Have you noticed how critical middle aged somali women are of us girls? Every time I am caught at a conversation with one of them, I feel like I am sitting a test and that all my words are being measured and graded.Needless to say that these women are often the ones with sons. I figure they are weighing their chances with the girls in Europe and looking for an excuse to get a "good and well brought up girl" for their sons. Which is fair enough. A mother should want the best for her children... But but but,,,,why put us poor girls in an uncomfortable position? Everything is judged from how often you go to weddings to how you are doing in school. Now comes the tricky part, for some mothers see girls who are always at weddings in thouch with their culture, while others see those girls as trouble. Some mothers want a smart girl, while others want a girl that is intellectually lesser infromed for her equally uninformed son. So there isn't one protocol for dealing with these ladies, as each case differs from the next. Oh and the politeness. Every word seems to be suger coated and somewhere in that politeness is a trap to trick poor girls into "revealing their true nature". These females seem very dangerous to me. I often get the feeling that no matter how polite I am, they have already made whatever judgement they were going to make of me. So what is the point of playing the mouse to their cats right? well,,,these species have the power to redlist a girl with one swag of the tongue...Oh the horrors of what an unimpressed woman in such position can do! Once again, why should you care? After all, they are nothing to you, right??? Very wrong... Us girls have one weakness that these creatures abuse,,,,Our mothers. Whatever impression you make on them reflects on your mother and if a bad opinion is formed of you, it is usually the mother that is seen as the seed of all evil. So how do you avoid these highly intelligent creatures that seem to sense our every thought? If I had the answer I would be the dr Phil of our generation. So tell me, am I suffering from a bout of the dilerious fever, or am I the only one being targeted by these females?

Alla, tii waalneed is back....Ma kaa coowdi bileeystaa mise waan alalaasaa toloow? Moti ha i xag xagan fadlan, tani waa mid isku filan oo iska keey celin kartee Considering the fact that i see ur goegeous face too often than is good for my low low low self esteem :rolleyes: , i don't know whether to welcome you or just shut up. So i'll do something else all together.... *walks out humming "i'll be watching you"*

"I sat you down and gave you a cup of ginger tea before I got out the qurbaash." loooool..Alla, i shouldn't laugh at that! Nice story bro, don't know whether to go off on a feminism inspired ranting, or praise the guy for being so romantic, albeit in a twisted way!

Ah the curiosity of it all!! I had to check out the nomad gathering and have come back with a slight paranoia,,,, Upon entering i immidiately identified myself, as i was quite unsuspecting of the "guess who i am" game that was going on. I had the pleasure of exchanging pleasentries with lucky who was just as puzzled as me about the hidden iedentity game and gediid who was very nice indeed. I also pumped into a macalin that could have been lakkad, as this macalin ws displaying the characteristics of a lakkad. An experience indeed. Sue, such initiative sis! it might be so brilliant an action that it borders on the insane, or perhaps an act of insanity that is quite ingeniuse Thanx for adding a new dimention to ur little planet sis

loool@Og_girl......Brothers and sisters eh, don't listen to the wisdom of their siblings! We know better macaanto, but they have learnt it the hard way by now, i am sure

lol@rudy....Wedding seems to be on your mind on a frequent bases nowadays. Og_girl had it at the right end, my sister couldn't be persuaded to spend her days in the jungle of Cambodia and Moti couldn't be persuaded to "become qaxooti in yurub, war anagaa wax aragnay".....

"What should happen if this one in fact ends up unproductive as the previous ones?" I can not say that I have great intrest in these meetings, nor do I have an insight as such into the whole Somali peace proces meetings, as I find the men sent to negotiate peace terms to be of questionable characters. I find it ironic that the same warlords that have kept the war going are the ones that represent their clans in the meetings. "re-instituting a form of government that can accommodate the interest of the warlords and the foreign elements, institutionalizing power sharing scheme in which the current winners of the tribal wars are guaranteed a piece of the pie" This is indeed a challenge. The simple way of going around those that stand in the way of progress? Kill em all! I am very much radical as I believe these warlords to be the evil-doers. They need to be removed so that Somalia can reconsiled as a country instead of clan ruled devisioned state based entity. These men have a greate intrest in keeping the clan wars raging, as they stand to profit from them. As long as they are alive, no one can move forward as they will keep things clan based and thus keeping individuals becoming part of a whole "my country, my people" state of mind. These men have their own armies and don't shy away from using violence to keep their interests save gaurded. And ask your self this, would they have any kind of power if they couldn't hide behind the shields of their clans? What will happen to them once that shield is removed? I seriously am unaware of what is happening in Somalia, so do forgive me if I am jumping to some conclusions. I just can't see anything good happening as long as the war lords are around to sabotage it..

lol, i'm glad that most of you have found some pleasure in my pain xaasidiin aa wada tihiin It isn't being hard on myself, or even putting myself down. And i'm sure that if it was a skinny person, i wouldn't be squashed. The thing that i found most striking is the fact that probably many have felt the same about some one obese... It was a case of trying to see how such a pewrson would feel, trying on their shoes as it were...Imagine the daily humiliation and it was quite evident that the woman in question was feeling uncomfortable. As for me, upon realising this i felt like a hypocrite upto certain degrees, because i have caused someone to feel bad about themselves, and not because that particular person was fat. Although the situation wouldn't have arisen if she was a skinny lady. So it is all about seeing ourselves into a certain light. Perhaps i'm too analitical, but i found the contrast between my actions and that what i held to be my believes quite intresting. Because i was acting in a way that i myself wouldn't condone of. So that was the self discovery i made. That my actions and believes weren't in accord... Hope that makes some sense...

Through our experiences we learn our faults as well as our good sides. Usually we know what our good side is and what attracts people towards us, but it takes certain events for us to be confronted with our faulty characteristics, if not characters. Yesterday was such a day for me. After my lessons I was more intrested in getting home as quickly as possible and was valiantly trying to ignore all of the essays that are yet to be re-drafted and that remain on my desk untouched. As it was around the time most people come out of schools and work, finding a seat on the bus was a triumph. I remember being too lazy to go to the upper deck, but as the bus was quite empty i found myself a seat right at the back. There old people wouldn't stand right infront of me prompting me to offer my seat, neither would people hover above me swinging along with every turn the bus makes. Or so was my reasoning. I wasn't in best of moods and was trying to make sense of a collection of poems by Keats, which does nothing to enhance happiness in an individual, let alone induce it. As if things couldn't get worse, i found myself squashed into a corner by a fat woman. It was an uncomfortable situation all around as she couldn't help it and was yet pushin me further into that particular corner. I am already politically incorrect for mentioning this i suppose, so telling you about my annoyance and my unsympathetic glance shouldn't really make a difference. I was getting annoyed by the second, as the weather was hot and having somebody elses'a scarcly clad body being pushed into you isn't really all that pleasant. Still, that qualifies as an excuse, as i was rather rude i suppose, in my high and mighty displeasure at having such a person "invade" my space, if it can be called that. Though it is developing into a long tale, the gist of it was that i was presented with my unsympathetic side and the high struck way i reacted, upon reflection, seemed arrogantly out of place and uncalled for. And that was a fault of myself that i didn't know. There has been the suggestion that fat people should pay more on buses and trains and so on, to account for their wheight, because of the space they take up compared to a thin person. Now this was a while ago in the news. At the time i found such a suggestion very harsh and inhumane, and i still do. But as my little exagerated experience shows, we aren't as good natured as we would like to think.Or should i say I instead of we? Though no one would dare say they are perfect, we often think we are closer to perfection, rather than humbly seeing ourselves as we really are. So what faults of yourself have you discovered and how?

Nafta, schatje ik ben ook de noordzee over gezwommen Ik droom nog steeds over vlaamsche flaai nooh....ik zou mijn nieren voor honingdrop verkopen en mijn eigen zus voor patatje oorlog weg geven,,,, Dus mischien kunnen we samen boodschappen? lol, meid we moeten weer naar laagland!

hahaha,,,,,,,,,meid ik schrok me te pletter! ik woon net over de noord zee nooh....ck, mistakes happen eh,,i wasn't actually angry, but was teasin white angel, who i thought 2 b u, for being from the land of flowing milk....

//// sorry dear, u seem 2 share an aviator with a dutch speaker...mistake hereby rectified

Alla, white angel ben je ook opgebracht door patat met mayo (ik heb liever met pinda sauce) en gouda kaas? en half volle melk? mmm heeeeeerlijk.... Ik vraag me af hoevel kaaskoppen er hier wel niet zijn!

A lecherous land lord was chasing a poor tenant around the streets to take away what little money that tenant had. As they ran up an empty street a genie appeared infront of them stopping both tenant and landlord in their tracks. "if you too promise to stop chasing and troubling each other, i will grant you three wishes each" Both agreed and started taking turns wishing. The landlord, with a glim in his eyes said "i wish everyone in this town, except me was female" The tenant thought for a minute and said "i wish i had a helmet right now" and a helmet appeared in his hands. The landlord muttered "$tup!d !d!ot" and said with a clear voice "i wish everyone in this country, except for me, was female" AS this wish too was fulfilled the tenant said " i wish i had a motor cycle that could drive at a high speed" As a motor cycle appeared the landlord became more cocky and said "what a waste of wishes" And made his last wish "i wish everyone in the whole wide world, except for me, was female" As this wish too was fulfilled the tenant put on helmet and got on the motor cycle. After starting the engine the tenant with a big grin said ..... "i wish this man was gay" and drove off leaving one screaming queer behind!

well,,,,,i would take either garees with matching shaash, as i assume this island to be hot, or a uniform of dirac+gorgorad+garbasaar right along with a set of dahab.....After all, i have to be repressentable when that rescue boat come! On a serious note,,,A copy of the holy Quuraan to keep me sane and save,,,,