Jacaylbaro

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  1. ..... Reminds me of someone I know from the childhood who would ,,, ehem ,,,, by just greeting a woman ,,,
  2. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? ...
  3. An older, white haired man walked into a jéwellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jéweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jéweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jéweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," the jéweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jéweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very pissed-off jéweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" ....
  4. Subax Wanaagsan Yall ..... Show xalay waad cawayseen ... For some reason, I can't stay awake anymore ... no more late nights coz I just can't keep my eyes open. I think I'm officially getting old now
  5. Inta luxudka jiiftiyo Inta lugahooda beeshiyo Inta ladan dhamaantood Kuwii laydha keenee Geyigeen u loollamay Lubbigaan ku haystaa
  6. and how is the qolqol-joog chick doing ??
  7. Ohh ,, talking about madness and work, we have this guy a former driver, given to the post of Logistic assistant, then now offered the Field Admin post ,,,,,,, The problem is, he has a problem with everyone now, he wants to proof that he is the one, wants cause people to leave the organization, trying to sabotage some poor staff. The same staff who pushed for him to get the position. Show Soomaalida lamaba dallacsiiyo ........
  8. Subax Wanaagsan yaa Jamaacah ..... I'm just thinking of taking the day off tomorrow to have a long weekend ,,,
  9. Hmmmmmmmmmmm ,, I'm actually thinking. Just thinking to bring some of those jobs to Hargeisa ,,,
  10. Now you want everybody to google (Somali pornstar "Sumaya") ....
  11. NGONGE;880271 wrote: Ibti, go to Dubai and buy one of those big Cumani Xalwo machines then take it to H Town and corner the Xalwo market. Waar shaqo kele ha u dirine ka daa ,,,
  12. The other place is closer to the Village .... But I think it will take some time before they do anything. It is open but still new.
  13. *Ibtisam;880250 wrote: JB, are you talking about the big place near NorMode, that place has been opening since before Soorsan. I give up. loooooool ,,, and I thought it is coming soon. There is another one though not far from there. Let's see who opens first
  14. Salaamz Juxa, Reer Dee-dee waxa la barayaa sida Cake loo sameeyo ,,,,
  15. Nice ?? ,,,,,,,,,,, Anigu waan fahmi waayay
  16. Morning NG. even wondering if they still have that "Cake room" ........ never been there again u know