Jacaylbaro

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  1. :D .... I'm just out of a meeting ,,,,,, time to call Ibti and find out the status of the "Visitor"
  2. Morning All .......... Norf, That was too funny ...... Wyre, this is another point added to my hate of Saudi Arabia ,,,,, merciless suckers
  3. No it is not ........ that is what happened man
  4. Jacaylbaro

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    A police officer was patrolling at night in a well known area for "parking." He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He got closer to the car and saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the back seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked over to the car and knocked on the window. "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine." said the man.. Pointing to the young woman, the cop asked, "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugged, "I believe she's knitting a pullover." The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at late night and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?" asked the cop" I'm 22, sir." said the man. "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.." ....
  5. At least he touched the right button now ,,
  6. Thinking that his mistake had already been found out, Bush sought to minimize the damage: "Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded. He then attempted to explain exactly how the mishap occurred: "First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks." Bush then explained that after marking the wrong candidate, he sought to correct his error by clicking the red "Cast Ballot" button, thinking that it was designed to 'cast away' the ballot and bring up a fresh one: "Usually red means stop and green means go. I thought I was stopping"
  7. and you think I would take it just like that ??
  8. Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home. According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard. Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request. The embarrassing incident may have gone unnoticed if it weren't for a local newspaper reporter who happened to be voting in the next booth. Suzanna Everett, a politics correspondent for the Waco Times witnessed the entire ordeal and crafted a cunning scheme to make it public. Left On Red Barred by ethics rules from using knowledge gained within a polling station, Everett waited for Bush to leave the facility and ambushed him with a trick question designed to fool him into revealing the news himself: "Mr. President Fox News is reporting that you've accidentally voted for Barack Obama. Would you care to comment?" Thinking that his mistake had already been found out, Bush sought to minimize the damage: "Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded. He then attempted to explain exactly how the mishap occurred: "First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks." Bush then explained that after marking the wrong candidate, he sought to correct his error by clicking the red "Cast Ballot" button, thinking that it was designed to 'cast away' the ballot and bring up a fresh one: "Usually red means stop and green means go. I thought I was stopping" A New Legacy Bush is no stranger to election day controversy, having been pushed into office himself by the Florida fiasco of 2000. In that election hundreds of votes intended for Democratic rival Al Gore went to protest candidate Pat Buchanan instead due to poor ballot design. In an official statement released shortly after the event, former President Bush said his experiences today have inspired him to make electoral reform the signature cause of his post-presidency: "Laura and I will be dedicating the next few years to fixing our electoral system. Every American deserves a clear, simple ballot when they go to the polling place." However, the system Bush used has been deployed successfully around the country with little incident. A spokesperson for the company that manufactures the machines says they stand by their product: "Until today we have never had a single instance of someone confusing the "cast ballot" button for a "cast away ballot" button. This is a problem unique to Mr. Bush, and we have no plans to change our machines." Source: The Daily Currant
  9. Well, that is a good offer. Let's do it man
  10. .. I know Dr_Osman believes that. See this: http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2011/08/trump-obama-born-in-somalia-not-kenya-937193.html
  11. You never sure about this ,,, Let's just say Black for now. Trump even said Obama was born in Somalia ......
  12. I know ,,,, Wow ,, finally eh. Would have joined the welcoming committee but I've a meeting in the morning. but seriously, you need to take short breaks dee .... have tea or orange juice, refresh yourself then continue working.
  13. *Ibtisam;886411 wrote: SalmaAlikum. Long day- the awkward moment you walk out into the road (instead of car park) and realise people are staring at you because your not wearing a hijab.. Then turn back and get hijab then realise your still wearing slippers.. The realise you picked up your usb not your car keys... Hargeisa is messing with me. ...... You always overwork dee .... You need a break between the tasks.
  14. I thought it was Khaatumo group threatening to join Somalilad if Fowsiya is given to the post ,,,
  15. With 42 votes already counted in Arkansas, it looks like Obama has a strong lead (65%).
  16. Jacaylbaro

    Laila Adem

    That is a good news ,,, Now I should negotiate Interpol on the payment formalities
  17. Jacaylbaro

    Laila Adem

    Codkeedu waa DAADAX wallee .... I should arrange her a visit to Hargeysa ,,,,
  18. She is not here anymore ... since many years now but she is in a good contact until now
  19. In the last days of the US Presidential campaign, Hurricane Sandy has brought to the fore a topic little-mentioned until now: climate change. The absence of debate around this topic is perplexing to many in the world, given America’s role as the source of a fifth of global carbon dioxide emissions. Some may see this as self-interested denial. Yet it points to a broader divergence between scientific consensus, on one hand, and the views of the American electorate. This appears especially true among Republican voters. While 39.2 per cent of Republicans, for example, deny that climate change is a worry, 17.9 per cent are also unaware that the earth goes around the sun, and a further 21.7 per cent think this happens either once a day, or once a month. 38.2 per cent are also unaware that the North Pole sits on a sheet of ice (which, indeed, it may not much longer). Republican Voter Beliefs
  20. We have one Sample of Hitlor in our office ........ that is why Afternoon all ..
  21. Now you are making it Bacaac ,,,,