Good question ........... waa isku-dhex-karis baan filayaa

Damn ..... I'm too old

bilan;728748 wrote: isku xaree manakoobiyada kugu dhoow. Hadaabuu ku jiraa mid Internet leh ,,,

Captured ????? ...... Beenta dadka ha laga daayo

I just can't talk about your mom like u doing sxb ....... But i'm glad to hear those u mention raised you

who wants to believe you anyway ......

Yes, and they raised you ....

What a story ................ A woman, unhappy with the disrespectful way her husband treated her, decided to kill him. She figured that if his death was sudden, people would get suspicious, so she decided to seek the services of a witchdoctor who would advise her on a slow way to do it. Here was his advice, “Take this poison and mix it with the food that you serve him for the next six months. Remember to kiss him often and treat him like a king.” This, the witch doctor assured her, would make him weaken him gradually and kill him eventually. The woman thought to herself, “What is six months of treating him well if I will be rid of him after that?” That day, she cooked her husband his favourite meal and when he came home that evening, she kissed him, took his coat, and kept him company while he ate. She could tell that he was surprised, because they had not been on good terms for a long time. As days and weeks went by, she and her husband started to get close. He started to treat her with respect, bought her presents, and started to take her out. Five months later, she realised how happy she was — her husband had turned into a loving, romantic, thoughtful, and respectful person. How could she live without him? She rushed back to the witchdoctor, and begged him to give her medicine to reverse the damage that the poison had caused. “I don’t want him to die,” she said. The witchdoctor laughed, and with a smug look on his face, said, “What I gave you wasn’t poisonous. Go back home and always treat your husband like you have done for the past five months”

Last month, a client came to my office looking stressed. She had been married for only two months, but her husband was already cheating on her. He had also threatened to beat her up several times. When I dug deeper, I found out that they had courted for only a month before moving in together. As I always say, marriage is meant to be a life-long commitment, therefore, get married to someone you are sure you want to spend the rest of your life with, rather than anyone just because you are under pressure to settle down. Interesting piece from The Daily Nation ...... http://www.nation.co.ke/Features/Living/Is+yours+a+marriage+of+convenience/-/1218/1180806/-/1u2b0tz/-/index.html

how ??

Only Alpha ,,, Only Alpha Ibti is a good example so far ......

"they" ,, who ????

Since the war in Yemen garnered worldwide attention last Christmas, when a terrorist trained in the small Middle Eastern country attempted to blow up an American airliner headed for Detroit, Great Britain and the United States have been supporting its counterinsurgency efforts with the latter investing some $150 million this year alone to train and equip Yemeni forces. Last Thursday, President Barack Obama praised Yemen’s “determination” to fight terror during a phone call with his counterpart Ali Abdullah Saleh, according to the White House. Does the country really deserve Washington’s applause though? Chris Harnisch of the American Enterprise Institute’s Critical Threats Project doesn’t think so. Harnisch points out that Saleh, who has been in office, in one way or another, since 1978, has never been much of a friend to the United States. Instead, his government has shown tremendous leniency, and sometimes outright support, for Al Qaeda. For starters, Saleh of Yemen—once known in the Middle East as “Little Saddam”—opposed the US liberation of Kuwait in 1991 when Yemen held a seat on the UN Security Council. In the immediate aftermath of Al Qaeda’s attack on the USS Cole in a Yemeni port in 2000, not only did some Yemeni officials try to hinder the FBI’s investigation and convince agents that the explosion was caused by a malfunction in the vessel’s operating system, but Saleh went as far as to ask the US to help pay for damage in the port that the US allegedly caused. Since, things have started to get more difficult for Saleh and suddenly, he revealed himself into an ally of the West. The quiet war in Yemen that erupted in 2004 has proven difficult for the Yemeni Government to control. It has alleged that Iran funds the Shiite uprising in the north of the country while neighboring Saudi Arabia built a wall and conducted air strikes to prevent rebels from crossing the border into the kingdom. Said rebellion however is distinct from the separatist threat in the central south of the country that is fueled by Al Qaeda. According to Harnisch, in spite of the millions of aid that have flowed into the country, “the Yemeni Government has failed to have any significant impact on [Al Qaeda's] strength.” Rather it is using the money to suppress the insurgency in the north which poses a greater risk to Saleh’s regime but is of little interest to the rest of the world. Meanwhile, The New York Times reports that the government has actually started negotiating with Al Qaeda. Of course, Saleh will pretend that the two conflicts are intertwined; that Al Qaeda is communicating and coordinating tactics with the rebels; and that Iran is the evil mastermind planning everything from afar. The average Westerner may have difficulty distinguishing between the two insurgencies, for both would appear to be violent outburst of radical Islamism. One is an internal power struggle however that the United States should want to keep its hands off altogether. The other is a minor terrorist threat which the Yemeni Government has, and probably will be, unable to quell, no matter its “determination.” Source: http://atlanticsentinel.com/2010/07/yemens-two-different-dangerous-wars/

Laascaanood (Dawan)-Qarax weyn ayaa shalay ka dhacay magaalada Laascaanood ee xarunta gobolka Sool kaasi oo dayaankiisa laga maqlayay qeybo badan oo ka mid ah magaaladaasi, waxaana qaraxaasi ka badbaaday baabuur nooca tiknikada ah oo ay leeyihiin ciidanka booliska ee gobolka Sool. Qaraxan oo ka dhacay jidka isku xidha Huteelka Xamdi iyo Magaalada Laascaanood, waxaanu qaraxu dhacay markii uu gaadhigu ka gudbay jidkaasi mana jirin wax khasaare ah oo uu geystay. Qaraxan oo ka dhashay miino nooca rimuudka lagu hago ah oo jidka lagu aasay ayaa la sheegay in la doonayay in lagu bartilmaameedsado masuuliyiinta xukuumada oo ay ka mid ahaayeen Wasiirrada wasaaradaha Warfaafinta iyo Ganacsiga oo ka shalay ka qeyb galay xaflad balaadhan oo lagu xusayay xuska joojinta xadgudubyada iyo gacan ka hadalka oo lagu qabtay Huteelka Xamdi ee magaalada Laascaanood. Ma jiro cid illaa imika loo qabtay falkan.

Spotify is available in the following countries: Finland France Norway Netherlands Spain Sweden United Kingdom If you’re in one of the countries or regions where we have launched, you’re more than welcome to sign-up to Spotify now. Just click on your country above to go to the relevant section of our website. :mad::mad:

Not available in your country yet FOOOKKKKK

Nuune waa la sheegay inuu afkaa xataa ku gabyo ..... Juxa, even the Oromo speak Somali in few months time ..... tolow miyaynu ka liidanaa ?

In a macabre twist on Noah's ark, a crane in the Somaliland port of Berbera is hoisting camels two by two on to a ship taking them to their death across the Gulf of Aden. Just like the awkwardly suspended cargo, Somaliland itself has been left dangling for 20 years. In 1991 the former British protectorate declared independence from anarchic Somalia, but no country has recognised it, as it is considered part of Somalia. Yet Somaliland, which marked its 20th anniversary in May, is largely peaceful and has built itself up from ruin with very little outside donor help. Over the past 20 years, as its neighbour has descended into war, terrorism and piracy, Somaliland has sought to establish the trappings of a functioning state with its own currency, something approaching a central bank, democratic elections and a fiscal team of econometricians in pursuit of a wider tax base. Local businessmen say that while livestock is worth 60 per cent of the economy, commerce in the largely unregulated private sector is flourishing against the odds and characterised by ferocious appetite for a tidy profit. "The lifeblood of every Somali is trade," says Paul Crook, chief technical adviser to the UN International Labour Organisation's Somalia programme, who has lived in Hargeisa, the Somaliland capital. Somalilanders have also become technologically savvy, transferring money across the world, making calls on solar-charged smartphones and shopping with debit cards. Their thriving business acumen may be the best way to effect de facto recognition. "When you are a nomad you have to learn your own way to survive and I think we brought the nomadic experience to the city and tried to survive with an entrepreneurial community," says Abdikarim Mohamed, head of Telesom, a local mobile phone operator with 400,000 subscribers that was formed when 650 shareholders clubbed together and raised USD2.5m to get it going. "The facts speak for themselves. For the past 20 years we have been much better than other countries that have recognition," President Ahmed Mohamed Silanyo told the Financial Times at his presidential palace, newly redecorated following a 2008 bomb attack attributed to al-Shabaab, the extremist Islamist group. "Without recognition it means we have not been accepted by the international community as a full member - there is no doubt about it, we need a lot of development and support." Much of this comes from the country's diaspora. Somaliland inspires fearsome loyalty among its native sons and daughters and an estimated 1m Somalilanders abroad send home more than USD1bn each year. Educated expatriates, including public finance experts, have given up jobs in Europe and North America to return home and now want to more than double state revenues within a year to USD88m and reach USD160m by 2013. Already they have doubled civil servant salaries and rooted out more than 5,000 ghost workers after 2010 elections brought a new administration vowing transparency in government. "What we get, we spend. We have a cash budget from hand to mouth and no development budget," said Mohamed Awaed Mohamoud from the public finance management team. "But we try: we don't take loans and we have no debt and no deficit up to now." READ MORE ........... http://www.ftd.de/karriere-management/business-english/:business-english-somaliland-aims-to-show-coming-of-age/60064864.html#

NAIROBI, Kenya • The black Toyota SUV pulled up to the security checkpoint in Mogadishu. It was night, and 22-year-old Somali soldier Abdi Hassan recalls that he ordered the driver to switch the headlights off and the interior lights on. "They are the elders," said the driver, referring to the car’s occupants with an honorific name for top leaders of al-Shabab, Somalia’s most dangerous militant group. "I don’t know the elders," Hassan said he responded, letting the driver know he wouldn’t be simply waved through the checkpoint. And thus a routine stop at a checkpoint in Somalia’s capital turned into a shootout resulting in the death of Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of attacks on two U.S. embassies in Africa that killed 224 people. It was described in an exclusive interview on Monday with The Associated Press by Hassan, marking the first time details have emerged of a killing that U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton called a "significant blow to al-Qaida, its extremist allies, and its operations in East Africa." The account given to AP by the young soldier was corroborated by Mogadishu’s deputy mayor for security based on reports of police who were with Hassan at the time. The events as described by Hassan show that while the killing of al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden was the result of meticulous gathering of intelligence and planning, Mohammed seems to have died because he had the bad luck of running into a government checkpoint manned by a determined soldier. The driver complied with Hassan’s order and turned on the interior light. Hassan said he looked in and saw a pistol tucked in the driver’s waistband and an AK-47 assault rifle on the lap of the man beside him. That man, authorities later determined after he was already buried, was Mohammed, the mastermind of U.S. Embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania almost 13 years ago and the most wanted man in East Africa. "Don’t move your gun," shouted Hassan, pointing his weapon at the man with the assault rifle. The passenger shouted as the driver drew his pistol to fire at Hassan, the soldier recalled. But the pistol jammed, and Hassan said he fired 30 bullets, a full magazine from his AK-47, into the Toyota Hilux Surf. Both Mohammed and the driver shot back, Hassan said, filling the air with gunfire. When the shooting stopped the two men in the Toyota were dead. When the driver referred to "the elders" in the vehicle, that indicated he had at least two passengers. After the shootout, Hassan said he noticed that one of the SUV’s backdoors was open, leading to speculation at least one other occupant may have escaped.

With Chocolate and Strawberry weliba ,,,, lol

Hadaan ku qalano xataa you will be safe in our stomach ,,,,

Better mood waan ku khasbanahay dee .... Maanta waxa iga qabsaday silly qurbaawis giving presentation ...................... Anigaa dhaamay baan u malaynayaa

Wa'alaykum Wasalaam Juxoos ....

what did they say Exactly ???