A really breath-taking pics ,,, thanks Caano

I guess the big boy made it to the semi finals ,,,,

A guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with Warm Water , then WA & a blast of Warm Air dried him up. PP & a Powder Puff 2make him smell fresh . Feeling pampered, he pressed APR. He later woke up in the hospital, a nurse smiled & said, APR means Automatic Pad Remover:&. Your balls are in that jar over there ....

Husband: Your cooking is pathetic despite you watching so many cookery shows! Wife: You watch porn and yet no improvement!!! Did I ever complain?

The Somali constitution and federal commissioners visited to Somaliland on April in this year And he has to report it on December ........

Sool 1 - 0 Sahil

On a second thought ,,,, you can just relax and open a sperm bank somewhere

Yeah ,,,, Oodweyne told me the whole "ehem" lot are Cudwu tashreef

Yeah,,, and clan mistrust destroys Somalia and puts Muqdisho into a total chaos. Then brings AMISOM to be in charge

looooooooooooool@maleeshiyada G6 ...

How does Vodka taste horta ??

She left when she saw Juxa ,,,

On a second note, she is not even eligible to hold a position in the government. She lost her nationality.

what do u mean by everyone ,,,,,, It is afternoon here ,,, and ,, ehem ,,,, there is a pretty girl sitting next to me right now

;););)

It is freezing here ,,, and it is same if it is inside or outside unless you take your table under the sun and work there

Yes, Nuux Taani is sacked and there is another one on board ..... Be worried now

MEDICINE ....... U can never getter better

This reer xamar dude was giving an advice to another one from Xamar who wanted to go to Hargeisa. Wuxuu yidhi Hargeysa hadaad tagtid isfahamla'aan yuu kugu dhicin: Haday Gabadhaydii ku dhahaan----- Miduu dhalay maa'hee tuu qabay waaye Hadaad dhahid gabadhaadii baan kaa soo doonay... waa lagu dilaaa Haday ku dhahaan soo dhacyeey ---- waxba ma soo dhIcin ee jaad lee Imaaday.. Haday ku dhahaan gambo…. Ha ganban… Kuumi leewaayeee Dhulkii baan qabaynaa… wax la qabanaayo mijiraan waa safar lee aadaynaa waaye Haday dhahaan budh budh budh… ha u malay BURkii la cunaayay… Qori weyn waaye oo dadka ku tumaan Karaacin karaacin haday dhaahaan….. qoobka ariga waaye oo maraq laga sameeyay Bigays bigays bigays hadaad maqshid…. Shaah ranji leewaaye

Ma intaasaad soo xasuusatay ,, ? As you said, long before Somaliland ,,,,, lol

Hargeysa 1 - 1 Sanaag

Excellent move ...

Great development indeed ...... It shows that now in Somaliland women are ready to lead. Not sure about Fozia though ,,,,, she ruined her reputation before ... otherwise, she could've been a President by now.