Hadday bacdu qaawan tahay Intaan haystaa yartahay Hadday guush iyo in tahay Hadday qori urursi tahay Hadday adagtoy xuntahay Amaahduna reebantahay Islaantuna camal xuntahay Bigays-kuna eberka yahay Barjayntuna aayo maleh!!!

A plane was transporting mentally impaired patients & they were making too much noise. One of the mad men entered Pilots cabin. MADMAN: Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane. PILOT: I will but under one condition. MADMAN: Whats that? PILOT: If only you can get your friends to keep quiet. MADMAN: Okay. (5 minutes latter the plane is quiet). PILOT: Wow, how did u get em to keep quiet? MADMAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside .....

Mirqaan nala oogi maysid Caqaar nala ururin maysid iskaaba fadhiisan maysid amaah ila dooni maysid dubaab iga ilaalin maysid Sigaar ii dhiibi maysid Afkaagana haysan maysid .............

Carafaat;771967 wrote: I know its good for Somaliland. And Somaliland will be good to SSC and Somalia. :. That is not what I meant dee ............. but I said ,,, waa sheeko dheer

PRESS RELEASE (for immediate release) AMISOM To Investigate Mosque Incident Mogadishu, 08 January, 2012; AMISOM has said it will investigate the circumstances surrounding an incident in which a mosque in the Somali capital, Mogadishu, was hit by bombs from unknown source allegedly killing at least one Muslim cleric and wounding several other people. It is reported that the Alhidaya mosque was hit on Saturday evening during an attack by the terror group al Shabaab. AMISOM Force Commander, Maj. Gen. Fred Mugisha, extended his sympathies to all who had lost their loved ones during the incident. He also wished the injured a quick recovery. “This is testing time for Somalia and we shall continue to do all we can to improve the situation,” he said. “We take allegations of inadvertently causing civilian harm extremely seriously and we shall let the investigations proceed to their logical conclusion.” Gen. Mugisha noted that AMISOM troops are bound by their Rules of Engagement and Standing Operating Procedures which require that they distinguish between civilian objects and legitimate military targets. “Alhidaya mosque is 2km away from the AMISOM positions that were under attack and would not have been a target,” he said. “AMISOM troops in all their areas of deployment enjoy a cordial relationship with the civilian community and we strive to protect this relationship in all ways,” he added. In the past, AMISOM has investigated incidents where its troops have been accused of causing harm to civilians and taken appropriate action.

Sidaan wax u ogahay ma rabo inaan u idhaahdo .... oo dee nin weyn baan ahaye .... laakiin i'm telling you the SSC thing is good for Somaliland if u know what i mean ,,,

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That landlaw needs to be passed and implemented ASAP ......

This is the best commerce/economy related policy for the last 20 years ...... this will empower the local industries and create a market for them.

Hargeysa (Somaliland.Org)-Madaxweynaha Somaliland Mudane Axmed Maxamed Maxamuud (Siilaanyo) ayaa shalay bxafiiskiisa ku qaabilay Orod yahankii caanka ahaa ee Cabdi Bille Cabdi oo booqasho ku jooga dalka Somaliland. waxa uu madaxweyne Axmed Siilaanyo uu muujiyay sida uu ugu faraxsan yahay booqashada orodyahankan oo taariikhda orodada caalamka baal dahab ah kaga jira waxaanu xusay in xukuumada uu hogaamiyaa ay mar walba dhiirigelinayso sidii ay ciyaaraha Somaliland u gaadhi lahaayeen maqaamka adduunka. Madaxweynaha Somaliland waxa uu ka waramay inay mudadii koobnayd ee hogaaminta qaranka ay hayeen ay u suuro gashay Tartankii Ciyaaraha Gobolada Somaliland isla markaana ay ka soo baxday dhalinyaro ku firfircoon dhinaca ciyaaraha. Wasiirka wasaarada dhalinyarada,ciyaaraha iyo dhaqanka Mudane Cabdi Siciid Faahiye ayaa dhiniciisa Madaxweynaha uga waramay taariikhda orod yahankan oo sannadihii 1987kii ilaa 1989 kii ku guulaystay tartamo tiro badan . Dhinaca kale, Orod yahankii hore ee Cabdi Bille Cabdi ayaa u mahadceliyay madaxweynaha jamhuuriyada Somaliland soo dhawaynta wanaagsan ee uu kala kulmay isagoo xukuumada ku amaanay tartankii xamaasada lahaa ee ciyaaraha gobolada dalka ee dabayaaqadii bishii December lagu soo gabo-gabeeyay magaalada Burco kaas oo uu ku tilmaamay talaabo dhinaca wanaagsan loo qaaday isla markaana dhiirigelin u ah sidii da’a yarta Somaliland loogu jihayn lahaa ciyaaraha kala duwan. Orod yahankii caanka ahaa ee Cabdi Bille Cabdi ayaa noqonayaa orodyahankii Sadexaad ee booqasho ku yimaada Somaliland iyadoo uu dhawaan caasimada dalka ee Hargaysa uu yimid Orod yahanka caanka ah ee Jaamac Maxamud Aadan “Jaamac Karaaciin” iyo Orodyahanka Moa Faarax, oo sadexduba ka soo jeeda Somaliland.

Faroole & Sons Pvt.Ltd Democratic Party PPP (Pay Pirate Party) PP!! Pirate Party UTP U=Unholy. T=Trinity (Omar, Osman and Isseh). There's a dispute as to what P stands for. Nice names boys ,,, Let them coming

Abtigiis;771618 wrote: Glowing with irresistible charm, velvet lip-stick intact and bursting at the seams literally (I mean around the chest area) [/i]

Hargeisa, January 5, 2011 - The president of Somaliland, H.E. Ahmed Mohammed Silanyo has warned against the fraudulent acquisition of public property for personal use. In a press statement President Silanyo said that he is aware that public property especially buildings have been grabbed by crooked individuals who acquire fake ownership documents of ownership. Public property (buildings and land are the property of the citizens of Somaliland, and only the central government has the legal authority to sell, rent or disburse the said property. To this effect, it is a criminal offense for an individual to posses or to acquire any public property ownership documents. President Silanyo directed all the concerned government agencies to immediately act on this decree. This public property protection decree comes at a time when the government is faced with an acute growing one of space to operate on, to some extent forcing public agencies to rent private premises.

In the first 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavour, allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (And there’s plenty of that at this particular moment.) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate; your blood pressure rises; as a response, your liver dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked, preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production, stimulating the pleasure centres of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way. > 60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium, and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium. > 60 minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium, and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolytes, and water. > 60 minutes: As the rave inside you dies down, you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like hydrating your system, or building strong bones and teeth. This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) HALKAN

Documentation office ????

... kan xiniinyahay haysaa malaa

The star represents the FIVE SOMALIS .... That is why we have it in the Somaliland flag.

1853 waa the nuber of viewrs not the year ,,,,, Inaalillaaah ,,,, looooooooool

Nin-Yaaban;771372 wrote: LoL thats what happens when you get married while intoxicated. they just sobered up and realized the "wifes" aren't good looking. Heestii maxay ahayd ,,, Blame it on the A - A - A - .....

Ha socoto giraantu ,,,,,