Is the new person Male of Female first,, then we'll see who's gonna take him/her for a tour . . . . . . :cool:

Originally posted by Qacbaro: Jacaylbaro, exprience aa kugu duugan haye, soo quf duqa halagaa faa idaystee. ahahahaha,, waryaa qacbaro warka xamar dhaafaan ku dhahay Runta marka loo noqdo ninka miskiinka ah,, daacadda ah,,, oo reerkiisa ilaashado oo jecel dumarka waa u daran yihiin,, waxay u yaqaanaan doqon ama nin la wadwadan karo,,, buuqa iyo qaylada ay ku badiyaan,,,,, laakiin haduu ninku adagyahay,, kulaylna kula dhaqmo ,,, heeey si fiican bay ula dhaqmaan ,,, very nice way...

Originally posted by rudy: namean tko!! whats that it thing that makes fall from head to toes!! i mean it hits u, u is gone buf, history.. ast la vista babe!! Rudy,,, there is nothing to please a women and they fall in **** with da one who isn't honest . . .... if u wanna be hated by a women then u have to be lier, cheater, etc. i'm sure u'll get the best of the ladies. When u r Miskiin daacad ah,,, then u r dead

The best thing 4 everyone is to live far away from his/her mother in-low, at least not in a same house but even to be a neighbour would be enough. the problem is that when u live same house, and Somali mother-in-lows are always problematic when living with her. I have one but avoid to live with her, it is better to see her frequently, visit her and so on,,,, But i don't advise u to go back to ur home at all ,,,, it is shame of da shames,,,, just be patient till January as u agreed with ur husband then u'll be free,,,,,,,, U said u love ur husband ?? just keep him with u whatever it costs coz u can't leave him coz of his mother while he is GREAT HUSBAND ,,,,, am i right or wrong ???

woooooooooooooooooow,,, then ???

aar daya waxay isugu sheekaynayaaan,,,,, sheeko haween iga dheh

Originally posted by Qacbaro: Reer baadiye ilbaxay what u expect..... Reer baadiye ilbaxay waa kuwa ugu daran,,, wax ka daran lama arag

waa wareeeeeeeeeeeeey ,,,, waaba la is cunaa miyaa ???? :eek: :eek: Waar bal ha la is ilaalsho hadda laga bilaabo,,, hadii aad qof isku xanaaqdaana aad u digtoonaada ,,,, see waaye dadkiiyaaba la shiilanayaaye ,,,, :rolleyes: :mad: :confused: :confused:

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*ck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" now i can c u smilling

Do you think we are in Women's section ??

loooooooooooool,,,, thanks ,,,, that is what really happens with the rich ppl.

Never sleep with a telephone operator, after 3 minutes she will say "Sorry,your time is over" Never sleep with a nurse,she will say "Next please" but sleep with a teacher..she'll say "Repeat that". ! ! ! ahahahahahahahahaha

I would prefer my wife (or my future partner) to be well educated, calm, smart and of course pretty though it is not necessary to me, she should also be honest. I would well educate my kids (male & Female). But there is s/thing else ,,,,,, well,,, lemme just take a break and get back to you. See u

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". 8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." >12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Originally posted by Qacbaro: Jacaylbaro.... u still need more.. maxaa ku daaray adi. Qacbaro,, see waaye adi,, wax maa ka dhow weli see waaye adiga. dhaaf dadka ha soo wadeen,,,, Women Vocabulary, Men vocabulary, etc.

Heey All, sheekada si fiicanay u socotaa baan idin dhahay soo wad hee,,,, it's good to even hear from women,,,,, Thanks all

[Thanks Besbaaso,,, Nice advice,,,,, no problem,,, let's know what is going on now and see what is coming with da days ahead regarding the vocabulary. Thanks again . . . .

loooooooooooooooooooool waryaa feebaro,,,,, that was nice thing,,,,, ahahahaha

Heeeeeeeeeey, warka wuu dheeraaday,,, this is not gonna be finished,,,long story,,, But what is it all about ?? just sending flowers ?? let's send it by da way i actually need one.

Originally posted by silent-sistah: but im still gone ask the Question that made me feel this way....nyce dont u look when u doing the deed? Silent-sistah,,,, I really look at it but that time it is very nice and beautiful that is why i'm avoiding it when ............ Thanks

Originally posted by besbaaso: ewww...that is right.....i've seen women in the process fo giving birth....and truth be told...it was not "a beautiful sight"....a very very repulsive and totally painful process....and u ever want to be with ur husband again ....i hope u don't expecet him to see it that way and then feel desire for it again....besides you should never expose that side of urself to ur husband.....i would want my husband to have a great image of me...not sweating, screaming and just plain unattractive...i want to be see me in better conditons, if i could help it..... ps. this does not make anti-feminisim...it is just my opinnion..... respect Thanks Besbaso,,, that is exactly was i've saying from da beginning,,,, i totally agree with u,,,,, personally i like it when it is pretty and well prepared ,,,,,,, Heeeey,,, All Nomads, take a breath this agreement has been made from now on. Peace

Originally posted by Shayma: Salaamz All, Inaabti maxaad damacday? Guys this means... Inaabti wakhtiga ha iga lumin ee cadayso hadaad guur u jeedo, meer meersi tag uma hayee go’aan gaadh, and tell me where this relationship is heading? loooooooooool,,, Shayma,,, ahahaha,, walaahi waad iga qoslisay,,, mid baaba shalay igu lahayd kelmeddaaaas,,, aniga ma garanaynin,, thankks. Qacbaro,,, u r really predict very gooood,,, let it come the we'll see more and more,,,ahahahahaha. Waar laakiin Somali waa mukur miiran,,, maxaa lagu aaminayaa,,,,

Originally posted by silent-sistah: uso everyone, find someone that pleases u, and lets all be on our merry way and increase the ummah! Yeah,, Thanks Silent-sistah,,,, that is da way it should be,,,,,coz u can see ppl r just talkin' & talkin' . . . let's finilize da topic and get da hell out of here. Just jokin'

Originally posted by Qacbaro: Now i expect 3 pages of list what men do?... jaceylbaro look what u started man. this is the tradition of the website... now we wait and our turn should start anytime now.. Qacbaro,,, Yeah let them bring all da list they have,,, let's see what's da different ... i love 2 hear from da laides as well ... I'm sure they'll never say such thing . . .