A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?" The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

i would choose the dream of my life ,,, Da old lady is already dying ,,, so why i should bother myself ,,, my old friend is my best friend that he saved my life and it is easy to allow my to go with my dreams as well ,,,,, Ohhhhhhhhhh ,, but the answer from the guy was so tallented ,,,, i liked his answer by da way ....................

List of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!

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what u do ??? i take a CD player ,,, put some music ,,, and start dancing ,,,

heeey ,, what kind of love ,,, caashaq digaag mise kii dhabta ahaa ,,,,, ??

Heey ,, anigana waa i kanaa ,,,, Dr. Romance waaye nooh ,,,, haye ,, hawlahaygii maa loo soo galay ,,, aniga Romance Afsoomaali aan ku sharraxaa ,, Romance marka la fiiriyo luqada casriga ah waxa waaye : Dushaasaa la iska fiirsanaa ,,, meelaa lagu kulmaa ,,, halkoo kelmed ahaa la isku tuuraa ,, magacaa la is waydiisanaaa ,, waa la iska helaa ,,, telephone aa la iskala hadlaa ,,, waa la ballamaa ,, xiriir aa la bilaabaa ,,, 3 sanno iyo ka badanaa la isla soconaa si la isu barto ,,,, arrimaha caashaqaa la iska waraysanaa ,,, film la daawayday aaa la metelaa ,,,,, iska dhaadhicin badan aa la soo gadanaa ,,,, waa la is guursanaa ,,,, hal toddobaad ka dib waa la kala tegaa ,,,,, dad kalaa xiriir lala samaysanaa ,,, marka la is arkana waa hore baan is jeclayn aa dadka loogu sheekaynaaa ,,,,, Run ma tahay mise waa been ???

What ?? Hehehehehehehe ,,,, da man was not normal ,,,, ,, loooooooool that was damn funny ,,,, he is not innocent at all ,,,, Thanks

,,, Not true but FACT ,,,,,,, Thanks sxb . . .

Crazy PPL ,,,,,,

OUCH ! ! ! GOOD ONE INDEED ,,,,

Waar heedhaha,,,, oo waxaan moodayay in asxaabta ay isu soo ururayeen oo la isu wada yimide maxaa dhacay ,,, sowtan qaar hor leh la waayayo ,,, aniga dadka badankoodii maba hayee xagee la qabtay ,,, come on ! ! ! ! ANIGA WAXAAN BAAFINAYAA DHAMAAN REER SOL OO DHAN ,,,

Behind every successful man a woman ,, behind every unseccessful there are two ,,, ahahahahahaha ,,,, that cracked me up man ,,

Heeeeeey ,,, i couldn't believe the word "sometimes" ,,,,,,, do u know women are much much and fully smarter than men ,,,, Ohhhhhhh ,, come on man ,, go back to your account ,,,, Gabdhaha xaal weyn sii xaaji ,,,

haa sow ma aragtid ,, wixii guur, jacayl, caashaq, isku dheg ,, isku nacaal ah oo dhan aniga igu daaya taladeeda ,, anigaa ka sheekh ah hawlahaas oo dhan ,,,, Haye ,, maxaan idiin qaban karaa hadda Wiilo ,, ??

Ohhhhhhhh ,, thanks Wiilo ,,,, dhamaan dadka lumay ee hadana la helay waan soo dhowaynayaa waanan salaamayaa ,,,,,

ahahahahaha Anigaba sheeko ka daran oo wada wasaqnimo ah aa igu soo dhacday ,,,,, hadhow aan dhegta idiinku sheegi doonaa halkan ma ku qori karayeee ,,,

Anigu talada aan siinayo waxay tahay inuu qofku naftiisa ka shaqeeyo kuna dadaalo sidii uu qof fiican u noqon lahaa ,,,, qofka uu dooranayana aanuu qurux keliya ku dooran iyo dhoolla caddayn ee uu dhaqanka dhabta ah iyo dabeecadda ku raaco ,,,,, waxa kele oo aan kula talin lahaa hadii ay gabar tahay inay uunsiga iska badiso ,,, una diyaar garowdo inay habeenkii is qaawin doonto wixii imika ka dambeeya , ,,, JOKING ,,,

Haye ,, aniguna waa i kanaa !!!!!!!! Nin reer waqooyi ahaa ayaa xanuunsaday ,, ka dib waxa la dhigay cusbitaalka si loogu daaweeyo ,,,, dhowr maalmood markuuu yaalay ayaa habeenkii dambe ninkii qolka uu jiifo geeska u xigay uu dhintay ,,,, habeenkii labaadna kii ku xigay ,,, habeenkii sadexaadna kii ku sii xigay oo markaa ahaa kii isaga ugu soo xigay ,,, subaxnimadii ayuu ninkii inta uu gogoshiisii qaatay orday oo cusbitaalkii ka baxsaday isaga oo leh "hadii aan jiifo aniguna caawa ayaan dhimanayaa" ,,, markii uu hal habeen maqnaa ayuu subixii labaad soo noqday si uu u hubsado xaalada ,,,,, waxa uu arkay kii isaga dhinaca kele ka xigay oo dhintay ,,,,, inta uu madaxa qabsaday oo uu qayliyay buu yiri: " Maxaan idiin sheegayay ,, malagii baa yimid si uu nafta iiga qaado ,,, markii uu meeshii iga waayay buu kii dhinaca kele iga xigay ka qaaday"

Haaaaaaaa ,, waar waxaan raadinayay Alle u Baahne ,, ninkii odayga ahaa miyuu xiran yahay ,,, Ilaahay ha u fududeeyo ,,,, muxuu sameeyay aa ,,, Wiilo iska dhaaf wuxuu sameeyay ,,, armaa wax aadan filanaynini kaaga soo baxaan ,,, may be inuu inta jacayl qaatay uu xabsi ku xirtay ,, heheheheh

Ahlaaaaaaaaaaan Duq Nuune ,,, haye weli ma noolayd ,, alla maxaa rag nool ,,,,, ilaahayow ku daa ,,, haye ,,,,,, waa lala dhuumanaa maxaa ,,, see waaye ,,,, meeshaan oo chatroomka aa sheegayso ,, dhowr mar aan galay hal qof waan ka garan waayay ,,, dadkaba magacyo kale aa la sitaa ,,, iga dhaaf ,,,,

Heeeeeeeeeeey ,,, waa i kanaaa ,,, waan soo dhacay ,,, ka warran ,,, ilaa waagii waan soo gurguuranayay ,,, haye ,,, salaantii ma idin soo gaartay ,,, adinka tiiniina waan helay ,, waad mahadsan tihiin ,,,, haye ,, maxaa iga dambeeyay ,,, yaa nool, yaa ka baxay ,, yaa dhintay ,,,yaa guursaday ,, mashruucii jacaylka ee SOL iiga warrama ,, xagee marayaa ,,, i need someone to update me ,,, come on ,,, don't be shy like this ,,, ii sheega warka oo dhan ,,, maxaad ii diyaariseen ileen warka waad hayseen inaan soo socdo e ,,,, Akhiyaartii SOL ,,, yaa ka maqan ,, dad badan warkooda waan xiisaynayaa runtii ,,, haye ,, Waan ku faraxsanahay inaan soo noqdo ,, dhamaantiina waad salaaman tihiin mar kele ,,

Akaakah ,,, haye weli maa la is shukaansanaa ,,,, aar dadkanaa ,,,, horta wax horumar ah lagama gaaro miyaa shukaansiga ???