Jacaylbaro

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  1. Ha iska dhinto ,,,,, Ilaahayna ha u naxariisto ,,,
  2. u da only who used and abused me ,,,,,,, don't wanna accept your mess ,,,, ????
  3. Not all the politicians are bad ,,,,, we need the good ppl for our politics ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  4. C'mon guys ,,,, u must be kidding ,,,,, i really admire da lady ,,,,, i like her coz she knows what she is doing ,,, i like her coz she's trying to do something ,,, i like her coz she is making efforts ,,,, just to fulfil her goals ,,,,, and What about us ?? ,,,, huh ? ,,,,, sitting here and blaming everyone now and then ,,,,,,, Let's do something ,,,,,, let's make movies about Islam ,,,, let make at least some efforts ,,,, then we can speak loudly ,,,,,,,,,
  5. I met her last week and she is really amazing ,,,, all what i can say is she is so DYNAMIC , INITIATIVE and SOCIAL ,,,,,,, U never know until u meet her ,,,,
  6. None of the posters here ,,, that is according to Ibtihaal ,,,,, and she included the Author i guess ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  7. I've my own plans for the new year ,,,,,,,, they are all important ,, but unfortunetely THEY ARE TOP SECRET ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ilaahay ha kuu sahlo Ibtisam ,,,,, I feel 4 ya ,,,
  8. Oooooooooh ,,, nice to hear from the dead old Liibaan ,,,,,, Whassup dude ??
  9. How about this: markaad in cabaar ah socoto, sekedda ugu horaysa ka laabo ,, ka dibna bidix u gal ,,, kaabadaha markaad gaadho xagaa isaga gudub ,,, casradda ku xigta dhaaf dabadeed waddo ciideedda ku baalbaal ,,, ilaa aad gaadho fooqa jajaban hoostiisa ,,
  10. Ibtisam: ,, if u read your post ,,, and if it is fare ,,,, you are not included in da inteligent list coz u already responded ,,,,,,,,,,
  11. Thanks All ,,,,, Alle u baahne: I see u need time to recognize but not good for ur kids man Jimca Lee: Thanks a lot ,,, then i've to be careful ,,,, at least i can see some biting niles smiling at me ,,, Ibtisam: don't play with my name ,,,, i'm da father of most SOL members here ,,,,, i know my old friends are not that much interested to be here anymore ,,,, but i tell ya ,,,,, i wanna join da party ,,,,, i wasn't away to grow up ,,, it is the contarary ,,,,, i'm now back as young as 15 ,,,,, Wanna try me ??
  12. Don't ever break your parent's heart ,,,,,,,,,,,, follow them and do whateva they tell ya ,,,,
  13. A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my Jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."
  14. It is me ,,,, just me ,,, and me ,,,,, back from nowhere ,,,, couldn't believe the hundreds of the new faces here since my absence ,,,,,,,, Can anyone summarize for me what has been going on during this period ?? Who is here ,, who is not ,, who died ,, who is alive ,, who got married , who is due to ,,, ???
  15. Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stup*d : ** A few clowns short of a circus. ** A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ** An experiment in Artificial Stup*d*ty . ** A few beers short of a six-pack. ** Dumber than a box of hair. ** A few peas short of a casserole. ** Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box. ** The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. ** One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. ** One taco short of a combination plate. ** A few feathers short of a whole duck. ** All foam, no beer. ** The cheese slid off her cracker. ** Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. ** Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. ** He fell out of the Stup*d tree and hit every branch on the way down. ** An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. ** As smart as bait. ** Chimney's clogged. ** Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. ** Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. ** Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. ** Her sewing machine's out of thread. ** His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. ** His belt doesn't go through all the loops. ** If she had another brain, it would be lonely. ** Missing a few buttons on his remote control. ** No grain in the silo. ** Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. ** Receiver is off the hook. ** Several nuts short of a full pouch. ** Skylight leaks a little. ** Slinky's kinked. ** Surfing in Nebraska. ** Too much yardage between the goal posts. ** Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ** The lights are on, but nobody's home. ** 24 cents short of a quarter.
  16. 25 useless things in men body : - 20 nails that can't hammer - 2 nipples that can't produce milk - 2 balls that can't bounce - 1 Bird that can't fly.
  17. John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete *** of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an As*ole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday.
  18. The poster in not normal ,,, i tell ya
  19. LOOOOOOL ,,, AAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIN ,,, But ,,, u joined SOL 2004 and still crawling on 500 posts ,,,,, u bit slow man ,,,, u gotta hurry up ,,
  20. LOOOOOOOOOL@da picture ,,,, Nice one huh ? Thanks wiilo for the wanaag faridda ,,,,,, Dadow waad maqlaysaa ,,, Raula: hee inaabti maxaa dhacay ? ,,, Adiga ii waran ,,, maxaad sheegtay ? ,, sow lama fiicna ,, ?
  21. Waar dadkii ilaahay baa isu soo celiyay ,,, LOOOOL ,, Waatan la isu yimid ,,, Haye xageen ka bilownaa marka ?
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  23. Thanks Rudy ,,,,, this was really interesting ,,,
  24. No problem Don't kill Xu , everybody is making money ,, so what ?