Jacaylbaro
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Tomorrow is Eid ,,,, so EID MUBARAK first ,,, What is your plan for the Eid ???
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Great men ,,,,,,,,,,, sacrified their lives for the sake of Somaliland ,,,,,,,, Allah Yarxamah ,,,
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There is a clear democracy and freedom of speech in Somaliland but that doesn't mean any sick-minded person to use this against the value of Somaliland. Somaliland's independence is untouchable and anyone who try to use this against it will be arrested and brought to the justice. They can criticize the gov. and they even insult personally the President with full of freedom ,,,, but when it comes to the national issues that is why somaliland is standing strong.
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One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed there large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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U just need to install a government, and the image will automatically change
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Somaliland foreign minister meats with African union chairman
Jacaylbaro replied to Sharif_seylaci's topic in Politics
WOW ,,,,,,,,, SEE ?? ,,,,,,,,,, HADABA MAXAY ODHAN KUWII MEELAHAA KA DHO'DHO' LAYN JIRAY ?? -
MAR DHAWAYD BAAN TOOSAYBA ,,,,,,,, miyaan seexan karayaa hadana ,,, kaalay adigu miyaad qayilaysaa maxaa meesha ku dhigay ??
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Haye ,,,, waa meeshii lagu murmi lahaa ,,,, any muran aad hayso soo daa bal ha lagu arkee ,,, you can muran on anything ,,, siyaasad, dhaqaale, dad, dal ,, laakiin diintu muran ma gasho ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HAYE HAYE ,,, II WADA SHEEKADA
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it doesn't look like Borama ,,,, may be Erigabo ,,, not sure though
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hahaha ,, very funny indeed ,,,,,, close your eyes and walk man ,,,, hope u won't fall from da edge ,,,,,,,,, SNM is the only armed opposstion won against Siad Barre ,,,, All the others came after SNM like USC, etc. again won by the help of SNM ,,,, You shouldn't forget about this waaryaa ,,,,, or u don't have a clue on what was going on ??
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They look to be taken in Hawd ,,,, i can identify the sand and the view ,,,,, correct me if i'm wrong
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wow ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Viva la Somaliland
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WERIYAYAAL REER SOOMAALIYA OO LA QABTAY KA DIB MARKII AY ISKU DAYEEN INAY SOMALILAND KU GALLAAN BILAA FIISE Weriyayaal ka socda dalka Soomaaliya ee la jaarka ah Somaliland ayaa galabta bilaa fiiso ku soo galay caasimadda Somaliland, ka dibna waxa la geeyay xarunta waaxda ciidamada Socdaalka ee Somaliland.... Weriyayaashan oo ka kala socda Idaacadaha kala duwan ee dalka Soomaaliya, waxa ay dalka Somaliland soo galleen iyaga oo aan sidan haba yaraate wax fiiso dal ku gal ah, waxaanay sheegeen inay dalka ku yimaadeen casuumad ay u fidiyeen hay'adaha UNICEF iyo WHO, taas oo aan suurto gal ka ahayn in wadan lagu galo casuumad hay'adi fidisay iyada oo aan fiise la siin. Weriyayaashan waxa markii hore la geeyay xarunta waaxda socdaalka, haddase waxa la dejiyay hoteelka Maaweel ee badhtamaha Hargeysa, waxaana la filayaa inay wadankoodii ay ka yimaadeen dib ugu noqdaan. Weriyayaashan oo u badan rag dhallinyaro ah waxa ay u muuqdaan rag iska indho tiraya shuruucda dalka ku galka ee wadamada dunida, waxaanay sida muuqata Somaliland u haysteen sida magaalo Soomaaliya ka mid ah oo ay geli karaan kana bixi karaan marka ay doonaan, waxaana ka mid ah Weriyaha BBC-da u jooga gobolada Puntland kaas oo isagu si sharci ah u galay magaalada Hargeysa, ka dib markii uu soo saaray Fiise dal ku gal ah oo ka haystay xukuumadda Somaliland. Waxa la sheegay inay weriyayaashani u socdeen ka qayb galka siminaar labadaas hay'adood qaban qaabiyeen balse aanay ka warqabin Wasaaradda Warfaafinta Somaliland.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That was a really good one ,,,,,, he wants inuu aniga isku kay dhereriyo ,,,
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Originally posted by Pucca: sir jb? wlc back!! Thank you Pucca ,,,,,,,,,,,,, nice to meet you here again ,,
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WOW ,,,,,,,, and what are they going to loose horta ??
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Ethiopia ha dhacdo ,,,,,,,,,,,, Somaliland ha noolaato ,,, Somalia ha hagaagto
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Read what u wrote ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, then blame your fingers and brain
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Both ,,, which is da madness i'm saying
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We Shall Destroy Somaliland Admin For Allah's Sake
Jacaylbaro replied to Alle-ubaahne's topic in Politics
Originally posted by Alle-ubaahne: ^Maxaa ka rabtaa Alle-ubaahne saaxiib, runta ayuu ka hadlaa soo maahan waxaa igu heysatid? Ok, Somaliland waa dowlad, soomaaliland waa saas, waana sidaas, waana shax shax. Haye hee qaado oo bal naga jooji qabiilka qayaxan ee aad rabtid inaad qaran nooga dhigtid! Good to see u inaad finally toobad keentay ,,,, oo aad qirtay inay somaliland dowlad tahay ,,,, just ku adkayso oo yaanan mar dambe hadal kaa maqlin ,,,,,,,,
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