Flue is nothing ,,,, just dring as much water as you can ,,,, lemon or orange would be good ,,, and if you have someone to hug then don't hesitate to have the warm for several hours ,,,

looooooool ,,,,,,,,, we can do it together

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@YES

WOW ,,,,,,,,,,,

WOW ,,,,,,,,,,,

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Waaryaadheheen ,,, peace conference baad u baahan tihiin in SOL

Me too ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Yeah ,, seen the nacaska ,,,,,,, he should talk better but ,,,,,, ahhhhhhhhhhhh

hahahaha ,,, u can edit dee ,,,,,,

I hope Zenawi is crying by now ,,,,,,,,,,,,

Don't worry ,,,,,,,, everybody is joking here ,,,

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Mayee i was wondering niyow what is with this puntland these days ,,,,,,,, i thought it is a spelling mistake to write puntland instead of Ethiopia

horta maxaa reer Puntland la idinka tusay niyow ??

from 6:00am up to now ,,,,, and only 7 ??

Only 7 ????

Mogadishu 29, March.07 ( Sh.M.Network) Dagaalo Qaraar oo saakay waabarigii ka bilowday caasimadda Somalia ee Muqdisho ayaa ilaa iyo haatan soconaya, iyadoo dagaalkaasi uu u dhaxeeyo ciidamada Ethiopia iyo kooxo ka soo horjeeda uu galaaftay nolosha dad ka badan 20 ruux oo ay ku jiraan askar Ethiopian ah, halka tiro ka badan 50 kalena ay ku dhaawacmeen. Dagaalkaan oo ay ka qeyb qaadanayaan diyaaradaha qumaatiga u kaca ee dowladda Ethiopia ayaa wali ka soconaya wadada warshadaha iyo nawaaxiga Towfiiq. Daryanka madaafiicda iyo sawaxanka hubka culus ee la isku adeegsanayo ayaa hareeyay caasimadda Somalia, iyadoo ay joogsadeen isku socodkii gaadiidka iyo waliba howlihii ganacsi ee ka jirey caasimadda. in ka badan 50 ruux oo dhaawac ah ayaa la dhigay Isbitalka Madiina ee magaalada Muqdisho, iyadoo ay jiraan dhaawacyo kale oo wali ku jira xaafadaha, waxaana adag sidii loo geyn lahaa Isbitaalada ka dib markii wadooyinka magaalada Muqdisho ay go'een. Dirir xoogan oo ka soconeysa Xaafadda Towfiiq ee magaalada Muqdisho ayaa la isku adeegsanayaa hubka nuucyadiisa kala duwan, iyadoo halkaasi ay ku geeriyoodeen ilaa 5 ruux halka 8 kalena ay ku dhaawacmeen, kuwaasi oo u badan dad rayid ah oo madaafiic ay ku soo dhacday. Ciidamadii Ethiopianka ee ka dagaalamayay Isgoyska Towfiiq ayaa dib loo soo riixay, iyagoo haatan ka dagaalamaya wadada Miisaanka dhuxusha iyo Baar Ayaan., inkastoo wali ay soconeyso madaafiic iyo israasaaseyn xoogan. Wariye ka tirsan shabelle oo gaaray xaafadda Towfiiq ayaa dad goobjoogayaal ah waxa ay u sheegeen in ciidamada Ethiopia gaari taanki ah ay wateen halkaasi silis lagaga gooyay, iyadoo gaari kale oo Ural ahna laga gubay. Ma jiro wali wax warar ah oo ku saabsan qasaaraha gaaray dhinaca kale ee ka soo horjeeda ciidamada Ethiopia. Sidoo kale waxaa jira madaafiic BM ah oo laga tuuray dhinaca Madaxtooyada oo ku dhacayay xaafadaha Towfiiq, inkastoo aan la soo sheegin wax qasaaro ah. Dagaalka waa uu soconayaa waana mid marba marka ka dambeysa sii xoogeysanaya. Dhinaca kale waxaa magaalada Muqdisho ka soconaya qax aad u balaaran, iyadoo wadooyinka lagu arkayo dadweyne aadu fara badan oo socod uga soo baxaya deegaanada ay ka soconayaan dagaalada.

Yes of course ,,,,,,,

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY... LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY. ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE? "I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY PLACE." AFTER ARRIVING AT HER PLACE JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". AND I JUST SAT THERE.. , , , , , , ON THE COUCH... , , , , , , , NAKED. , , , , , , , HOLDING MY ****

Thank Allah ,,,,,,,,, we were there before WHO and others

MOGADISHU, March 29 (Reuters) - Helicopters pounded rebel positions and tanks rumbled through Mogadishu on Thursday as allied Ethiopian and Somali government troops launched a major push against insurgents, with 11 civilians reported killed. Ethiopian helicopter gunships fired rockets, residents said, in the first use of aerial power in the capital during the increasingly vicious fighting of recent months. "I have not seen anything like this," said one terrified inhabitant, Hussein Haji. "Whenever the Ethiopians fire their big guns, all my windows and doors are shaking." Breaking a rocky ceasefire in place since the weekend, the soldiers launched attacks from early morning on insurgents' strongholds in the Ramadan area of north Mogadishu and around the main soccer stadium. Islamists, ousted from Mogadishu by the Ethiopians and Somali government over the New Year, are blamed for an increasingly bloody insurgency in Mogadishu. Disgruntled clan militia have joined their cause, inhabitants say. Explosions and gunfire rattled around the streets from soon after dawn, sending residents running for cover in their homes. "Early in the morning, the government troops and Ethiopians attacked us at the Ramadan Hotel," one Islamist source involved in the fighting told Reuters by telephone. The local Shabelle broadcaster said at least 11 people, mainly civilians, had been killed by stray bullets on Thursday. It also reported two tanks had been destroyed. "The Ethiopian forces, who are now facing strong resistance, continue to shell particular targets of the insurgents," it added. "Two helicopter gunships started bombardments in the rebel positions of the capital." Hospitals reported mass casualties. "Patients are coming to us by the minute, it is too much," one harried doctor at Madina hospital told Reuters by telephone. "I cannot given you numbers now, we are too busy." EXODUS FROM MOGADISHU Reuters cameraman Farah Roble, who could not leave his Mogadishu office due to gunfire, said: "We are seeing smoke from explosions. There are helicopters flying around. We haven't seen that before." One resident, who identified himself as Mohamed, said a helicopter had opened fire on the Iveco area of south-central Mogadishu which is held by Islamist sympathisers. The Ethiopians had brokered a truce at the weekend with the city's dominant ****** clan after a week that saw at least two dozen people killed, soldiers' bodies dragged in streets, and a plane crash probably due to a missile. That fighting was the worst since the war over the New Year to kick out the Islamists and put President Abdullahi Yusuf's interim government in the capital. The government represents the 14th attempt at restoring central rule in the country since 1991. The African Union has sent 1,200 troops to help pacify Somalia. But they have also been the target of attacks in the lawless Horn of Africa nation that defied a U.N.-U.S. peacekeeping mission in the early 1990s. The United Nations said on Thursday that 57,000 people had fled Mogadishu since February, including 12,000 in the last week. "They are hungry and face harassment from thugs," the U.N. refugee agency said in a statement.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool OUCHH ! ! ! !

HAHAHAHA ,,, You already destroyed him badly ,,,,, now, lemme laugh so hard

MOGADISHU, March 29 (Reuters) - Fighting rocked the Somali capital on Thursday, breaking a shaky, days-old ceasefire between insurgents and Ethiopian troops allied to the government, a Reuters witness said. "We are seeing smoke from explosions," said Reuters cameraman Farah Roble, who could not leave his office due to gunfire. "There are helicopters flying around. We have not seen them before." In Mogadishu to help the government, the Ethiopians over the weekend agreed to a truce with the city's dominant ****** clan after a week that saw at least 20 people killed, soldiers' bodies dragged in streets, and a plane crash probably due to a missile. That fighting was the worst since a war over the New Year to oust militant Islamists and put President Abdullahi Yusuf's interim government in the capital. The government is the 14th attempt at restoring central rule in the country since 1991. The African Union has sent 1,200 troops to help pacify Somalia, but they have also been the target of attacks. It was not clear who was behind Thursday's flare-up.