Jacaylbaro

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  1. Nor, i think you better open a travel agency in the UAE Munira ,,, IT IS HERE MY DEAR
  2. what is wrong with Africa uniting ?? ,,,, I was listening to a debate on the BBC this morning and most of the people (at least the ones the BBC selected) were not so optimistic. I still don't know why we don't give a try first to see if it can be achieved or not.
  3. it is a good day to be alive today. Can't sleep properly last night for some unknown reasons. it must be the movie i watched ,, that was so nice ,, what was da name ? ,, Hmmmm, undecent proposal
  4. Northerner, the thread is gone away from this one ,,, runtii baa la taabtay sow maaha ,,,
  5. Originally posted by Juje: quote:Originally posted by Emperor: ^Never heard of it, sounds like the mafia stronghold, a small district in Sicily. And I guess you will assume 'ceel-hindi' is a well in India looooooooooooooool
  6. loooooool ,,, Duke, wax walba lagama doodo niyow ,,, sometimes it is good inaad ka dhacdo ,,, ,,,,,,,,, I mean marka lagaa gar joogo
  7. loooooooooooooooooool@soomaalidiidka Intaasaaba igu filan ,,,,,,,,, no need to read more walee someone is trying to show off here ,,,,,
  8. Jacaylbaro

    Blinkers

    Masaakiinta uun baa ku dhimanaya meeshaas.
  9. We may be a Third World country. We may be ruinously poor, hopelessly governed and riddled with corruption. But there's one aspect of life in which we can go head-to-head with you Western nations any time you like. And that's sexual misbehaviour in high places. Take the case of Chief Justice Godfrey Chidyausiku of the Zimbabwe Supreme Court. Judge Godfrey (left) clearly suffers from a chronic case of being unable to keep his trousers on. He is currently the subject of 10 - count them, 10 - lawsuits for adultery. This has been too much even for our broad-minded and forgiving President Mugabe, and he has told Judge Godfrey he must resign. Chidyausiku will give ill health as his reason for going. Rude good health would perhaps be a more accurate description. In the past, Judge Godfrey has wisely tended to restrict his romantic dalliances to junior court staff and others. His latest inamorata was a little more high-profile - none other than Monica Chinamasa, loving wife of our Minister of Justice, Legal and Parliamentary Affairs, Patrick Chinamasa. Patrick and Godfrey were old friends. Not any more. Patrick is taking Godfrey to court (adultery with a married person is an offence here), and the resulting disgrace has been enough. The judge has been pronounced guilty, and must go. His paramour, Monica, is an interesting figure too. In 2003 she took over at gun-point a previously white-owned tobacco farm, moved in, and immediately invited her new white neighbours round to tea, much to their astonishment. A year later she was declared Zimbabwe's Tobacco Grower of the Year. Meanwhile Judge Godfrey, Zimbabwe's Adulterer of the Year, is fighting off adultery suits on all sides. One is said to concern a senior female legislator, and three others are his subordinates at court. Although I have access to court files, the papers on these cases have mysteriously disappeared, and as a result actual names are hard to find. None of this will surprise Judge Godfrey's friends, or indeed his long-suffering, low-profile wife. In 2000, when he was part of a constitutional commission, he made some unauthorised payments to fellow commissioner Gloria Mukombachoto, later describing the incident as a "moment of weakness". More moments of weakness were to follow, including one on an official overseas trip, with another fellow commissioner, Lupi Mushayakara. On top of all this, Judge Godfrey is a familiar figure to the ladies who operate in Harare's red-light districts. No doubt he is a handy source of legal advice. With all this going for him, you may ask how he's lasted so long at the top of the judicial ladder. The answer is two-fold. First, he is a not-too-distant cousin of Mugabe. And second, he's always been happy to legally back up other ministers when they seized white farms. Now he faces retirement. How he'll fill his time in future is not a question anyone seriously asks. A more relevant question is perhaps how, at the age of 60, does he maintain his libidinous momentum and serial success rate? Well, he remains a highly presentable man, well-dressed and charming. He also looks remarkably fit. It must be all the exercise. All Wig and No Trousers
  10. Ajarka waa la shaqaystaa too ......
  11. how is it irrelevant to you if you don't/can't understand them ?? It is a news sxb so enjoy it ,,,,, sharciga dhulka: The Law of the Landmark (i guess so, me no good at engrish u know)
  12. looooool , it is Ok but was wondering if that is redsea's nickname kinda ,,,
  13. it is ok ,,, we can bring solution through a bigger borders. Soomaalidu iyada uun baan is dhegeysan but hadii dad kele lagu dhex daro way islaami lahaayeen. Let's give a try guys ,,,,,,,,,,, it can work. Have u seen East Africa Community ?? ,, it did some remarkable improvement and now they planning to have one passport.
  14. Scareborough ?? ,,,,,,,,,, Is that another name for Redsea ??
  15. May be Africans can fly xanthus, but we cannot walk ,,,,,,, let's give a try bal
  16. No ,, they don't pay me a penny (i wish) ,, but they do miracles and they can manufacture crazy stuff just like your mobile phone
  17. Africa wants to run very fast without legs .... i think they're planning to fly too
  18. Give a call to China and they'll simply make invisible shisha with a transparent smoke so that the police can't see u
  19. No,,,, probably bought a pocket Shisha.
  20. YES ,,,, We are full of oil that is why Arabs don't want us to exploit our oil coz their market will collapse. YES,, there is oil and some other resources, that is why America is there and that is why somalia has a civil war gooing on. as usual ,, dadkiina way ka gaajoonayaan
  21. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  22. loooooool@ withdrawal symptoms Well, it is good to stay on bed during the weekends. I sometimes stay in my lil room on my bed for 2 good days ,,, eating on the bed, sleeping or watching a movie with my laptop Believe me that is THE BEST OF ALL ,,,, YES Xanthus, my week starts on Sundays ,,,, and ends on Thursdays ,, it is a crazy world innit ??