and i thought i'm in the jokes section So someliland had a meeting ,,, choose someone to represent them in the conference and sent them straight away

Good ,,,,

What about this ???

There is a policy used by Egypt to kill an innocent ppl and/or children and blame it on the Islamists ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it is simple and is called: KILL THEM AND BLAME OTHERS They can kill but ha la hubsado who fired the mortars ,,,,,,,,,

Dalalka ha isku qasin sxb .........

And again some ppl will say you are insulting laascaanood

Originally posted by Dabshid: And what have you been looking for when you found this article? lol loooooooooool ,, what do you think ??

loooooooooool ,, that is the quote of the year niyow . .. wise words indeed but lemme see if i can change my mind and start voting for the old man

loooooooool ,,, maqaaxiyahaasi way bateen imika e ,, but i'll make sure inuu shaah fiican cabbo inkastoo uu koleyba xagaa shaaha iiga badiyo isagu ,, mid JIIC ABOOR la yidhaa baa ku dhow halkaa uu deggen yahaye

A baby-faced 18-year-old has offered her virginity for the price of £10,000 ($NZ25,800) to help her pay for university tuitions. News website Maltastar is today reporting Brit Carys Copestake used a false name to advertise herself on a website popular with prostitutes, with her parents having no idea of the bizarre way of getting cash for university. The ad reads: "Virginity For Sale £10,000". She adds: "Hey, I think the title says it all. I'm an 18-year-old virgin with student funds to pay and I'm looking to sell my first time right here. I'm brunette, 34C, green eyes, all in proportion and good looking." The teenager apparently still lives with her parents, but was struggling to afford the tuition costs for her four-year physics course at Salford University, which was to start in September. Maltastar reported that she told a journalist: "For as long as I can remember I've wanted to keep my first time special and wait for the right guy. I'm not like other girls who want rid of it from the word go," she said. "I'm getting curious about myself and the opposite sex. I want to explore and I want someone to teach me. "I've also found myself in a financial situation where I need to fund my studies. I figured this could be killing two birds with one stone. "I get lots of guys wanting to help me out with my 'problem' - some replies are really creepy. But I got so frustrated with the empty offers that I turned them down. "I have to be careful, you could have been someone I know, even one of my teachers." After conversations with a Maltastar reporter - dubious about whether she was in fact a virgin or merely a prostitute trying to deceive buyers - Copestake said she had found a "buyer". "I've been offered the money in cash and I'm going to do it this Thursday. Sorry I'm at work so I can't speak any more," she told The People. Source

He will soon come back and start over ,,,,

WOW ,,,, waaba la addimay now ,,,,,,,, don't sleep this time ,, just pray then get some sleep ,,,, so you stay xaafada jameeco weyn ,,, WOW ,, i used to reside that area 7 years ago I have to sleep now ,,,,,,,,,,, gimme a shout in the morning bal niyow ,,, i must be in the suuqa by 10am Insha Allah ,,,,,,

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday. "Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'" The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver. A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver. "The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers". HAHAHAHA

looooooooool ,, my brother is a singer and he was there to rock the place ,,,, i didn't move my AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ though ,,,,, just looking at those gorgeous girls shaking the money makers yes the lady is smart and she owns many places ,,,,, i love her car

By Ginny Hill | Contributor to The Christian Science Monitor Hargeisa, Somaliland Under the Bush administration's theory of creating regional stability by supporting islands of democracy, leaders in Somaliland say it should be a shoo-in for official recognition as Africa's newest nation state. Instead, this breakaway republic, which declared independence from Somalia in 1991, is marooned in diplomatic limbo. Having not yet achieved statehood, it is without access to formal trade agreements or international financial institutions such as the World Bank. "The international community has abandoned us," says Hussein Ali Nur, editor of the weekly English-language Republican newspaper published here in Somaliland's capital, Hargeisa. "America talks about supporting democracy, but everything is distorted by the fight against terrorism. Our success is overshadowed by [uS] strategic interests in Somalia." During the last 16 years, as Somalia has torn itself apart, Somaliland's leaders have disbanded a guerrilla movement, drafted a constitution, and held multiparty elections. Development consultant Mark Bradbury, who monitored parliamentary elections in 2005, says the republic performs as well as, if not better than, other countries in the region, such as Ethiopia and Eritrea, on public participation in the democratic process and freedom of speech. Said Noor, the foreign minister, goes one step further: "We have created a modern, African parliamentary system. It's a model for the region." The house of representatives is directly elected and the upper house, the house of guurti, is composed of clan elders. Both houses are based on ethnic power-sharing quotas. Bradbury says the arrangement has helped to foster stability by accommodating traditional social structures. While Somalia is fractured by tension between numerous clans, Somaliland is more homogenous – dominated by one single clan, the ****. This social cohesion has played a large part in defining Somaliland's sense of identity and promoting the notion of a separate future. But not one country has endorsed its claims of sovereignty. Political scientist Roland Marchal at the Center for International Studies and Research in Paris says the US – and the rest of the international community – may well support Somaliland to achieve independence in the long run, but "timing is everything. What's to be achieved by recognizing a breakaway region in the middle of a bloody and protracted civil war?" For now, the US State Department seems content to follow the lead of the African Union, which says it's focused on resuscitating failed states such as Somalia – not breakaway republics. Some African analysts believe Somaliland's independence could form part of a future peace deal within a solution for the whole of Somalia – but fulfilling Somaliland's ambition prematurely could undermine Somalia's fragile Transitional Federal government (TFG), still fighting to establish control over the capital, Mogadishu. A former British protectorate, Somaliland achieved independence in 1960, but quickly joined with former Italian territories to form Somalia. "We jumped too soon," says Mr. Noor. "It was a mistake." Key posts in the new unity government went to southerners from Mogadishu, and Somalilanders rapidly felt excluded. Their mounting resentment gave birth to a rebel movement that Somalia's dictator, Said Barré, attempted to crush. His bombing raids of the main urban centers in 1998 killed 50,000 people and left Hargeisa in ruins. Mr. Barré was ousted in 1991, starting the civil war in Somalia that is still raging – but Somalia's implosion was Somaliland's moment of opportunity. Now its population of 3 million Sunni Muslims wants nothing more to do with rule from Mogadishu. Noor, a former guerrilla, says that memories of Barré's repression are still so bitter that "any political leaders who agreed to reunification would be killed one by one by our own people." Bradbury thinks foreign diplomats could learn a lot from Somaliland's experience of reconciliation and reconstruction. He notes that Somaliland "has made huge strides with minimal outside interference, and that hasn't been allowed to happen in Somalia." While the international community maintains a close interest in Mogadishu's future, Bradbury is concerned that Somaliland is not strategically important enough for foreign governments to invest the time and resources required in recognizing and sustaining independence. "Paradoxically," he says, "that may have contributed to its achievements to date."

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i can't sleep ,,,, those songs are just still in my mind that i'm dancing on the bed were you really there ?? those ppl don't believe we are chatting in hargeisa this time

waar heedhe i was in panorama tonight how come i didn't see you ?? , just came from it

“Waxa aan Somaliland u imid casriyaynta xeebaha” Wasiirka Gadiidka Ethiopia Juneydi Sado Hargeysa(Qaran):- “Waxa aan Somaliland u imid inaan hubiyo mashruuca casriyaynta dekada Barbera iyo sidii labada dawladood uga wada hadli lahaayeen dhismaha jidka isku xidha Magaalada Jig-jiga iyo wajaale” Sidaa waxa yidhi Wasiirka Gaadiidka Iyo Isgaadhsiinta Itoobiya juneydi Sado oo isaga iyo wfti uu hoggaaminayaa ay maalintii sadexaad booqasho ku joogaan magaalada Hargeysa. Wasiirka hogaaminaya weftiga Itoobiya waxa uu sheegay in socdaalkiisu salka ku hayo hirgelinta Heshiisyo labada xukuumadood ee Itoobiya Iyo Somaliland isla saxeexdeen sanadkii 2005-tii.“waxa aan u socdaa xaqiijinta mashaariicdii aan hore uga wada hadalnay”ayuu yidhi Juneydi Sado. “Waxa Dawlada Itoobiya kala hadashay midowga yurub inay Somaliland ka taageeraan dhaqaalaha ku baxaya Biriij-weyn[buundooyin] oo laga dhisayo kala baydh ilaa berbera”ayuu yidhi Wasiirku. Wasiirka Gaadiidka Itoobiya waxa uu sheegay in Somaliland ay imanayso Shirkad ka shaqaysa horumarinta Xeebaha isagoo arrintaas ka hadlayana waxa uu yidhi “Bisha March ee sanadka 2009-ka waxa Somaliland imanaysa shirkad caalamiya oo wadamada Bariga Afrika ka wada mashruuc la xidhiidha horumarinta xeebaha iyo dekadaha”. Weftiga Itoobiya waxa ay shalay la kulmeen wasiirka Wasaarada Hawlaha Guud iyo Guriyaynta Mudane Siciid Sulub Maxamed,waxana maalmaha soo socda la filayaa inay booqdaan dekada Berbara.

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In the summer of 2006 during my trip to Somaliland, I was surprised to find thousands of ********* people from Southern Somalia in the streets of Bur’ao—a city that was once exclusive to the hardcore supporters of Somaliland. One beautiful sunny day in Bur’ao, while I strolled through the city’s busiest and bustling market, for up to 15 minutes, I heard only the ********* dialect, and at one point I wondered whether I was in Bur’ao or in Baydhabo. As I strode through the dusty, but lively city of Bur’ao, I came across a ********* gentleman named Mr. Macow who also used to live in another city, located deep in the heart of Southern Somalia, that I spent in my childhood years—Marka Adey in Shabele province. Mr. Macow was delighted to see me in Bur’ao, and after a brief discussion about the good old days in Marka Adey, the city’s crystal clear sandy beaches, the spectacular views of the India Ocean, and the rich farmland of the Shabele province; Mr. Macow asked me, “What brings you here?” And I told him that I hailed from Bur’ao. As we continued our conversation, I could not resist asking Mr. Macow how the people of Bur’ao or Somaliland in general treated him. “In here, at least they treat you with respect”, he said. “And if you fight one of them, no problem; you would both go to the nearest police station” he added. “They may be loud and obnoxious sometimes, but when push comes to shove, they know their limitations” he concluded. Then I asked him how he was treated in Southern Somalia before he left it. Mr. Macow first shook his head with disgust, and said, “In Southern Somalia, they [militias] would take your money, beat you and even kill you if they have to…to them, you are not even a human being.” Throughout the streets of major Somaliland cities such as Hargaisa, Bur’ao and Borame, thousands of displaced ******** found low-paying jobs. Many more depend on donations that they receive from the local people, mainly from the business sector. Despite the hospitality of the Northern Somalis, there is little doubt that ******** face some verbal abuses that maybe sometimes result physical injuries. And if two ******** lost their lives in 2004, according to Mr. Aden Mohamed Tani’s article entitled, ”Obituary of the brutal hunting of ********* refugees in the streets of Hargeisa”, he may be interested to know that dozens of Somalilanders also lost their lives in the same year for different reasons. And if ******** experienced some verbal abuses in Hargaisa and Borame, surely that is deplorable, but they have experienced far worse treatments in Somalia. Mr. Tani’s accusations also included: that a group of Hargaisa's ex-cons (maybe 10 to 20 gangs) attacked 250 ******** and chased them through the streets of Hargaisa. As a result two innocent ********* trampled to death. How was that possible? Of course, these people were not all cramped into one room. According to Mr. Tani, the “local gangs” chased the innocent ******** in an open space. Mr. Tani, your article lacks merit. Worse yet, why 250 people couldn't defend themselves against a group of gangs sounds baffling; but even if we give you the benefit of the doubt, still, how the events unfolded defies any known commonsense and logic. Meanwhile, I was not really sure whether Mr. Tani’s article was about the rights of ********* people or the “secessionists’” agenda as he put it. Mr. Tani sprinkled his article with the usual regurgitated propaganda: “Somaliland this, Somaliland that…the secessionists and so on.” Mr. Tani, imagine if I were a guest in your house, and called you all sorts of names; how would you have felt? Now you know how the people of Somaliland feel about your article. It is perfectly fine to advocate for the rights of ********* people, but I founded it ****** and embarrassing to call by names the host [somalilanders] that welcomed your ******* to their cities when your own ******** chased their fellow ********* hundreds of kilometers, and almost pushed them into the Red Sea. Hundreds of ******* roam through the streets of the port city of Berbera, as well. And they would tell you that their own ******** in Bay and Bakool (in Southern Somalia) would not spare them from their merciless machetes, but they [refugees] have at least peace in Somaliland. Undoubtedly, human rights should be upheld at any cost, be a Somalilander or a Somali person—you should be treated with respect. I’m not defending, or painting a rosy picture about Somaliland’s human rights record either. Nor am I condoning any mistreatments that the ********* experienced in Somaliland. With that in mind, Mr. Tani with all due respect, I just don’t get what you are whining about. Are you advocating for *********’s human rights? Or is it the “secessionists” that you have beef with? If it is the latter, the “secessionists’” agenda is none of your business. Period! What happens in Bay and Bakool, politically, is none of our concerns; by the same token Somaliland’s internal politics is none of your business. Also ask yourself: if you take all the ******* in Somaliland back to Bay and Bakool, how long would they survive before they get hacked to death? However, if it is the former (*********’s human rights), then stick to your gun, and you have our support. But give credit where credit is due: currently, ********* people are better off in Somaliland. Dalmar Kaahin Ottawa, Canada here [ July 21, 2007, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]

UTUSAN MALAYSIA, Putrajaya 18July.-Somaliland which is currently pushing for its independence to be recognized by the international community has voiced out its interest in seeking Malaysia's assistance, particularly in attracting investments in the country's development. The former Prime Minister, Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad said that the leaders of Somaliland have requested him to assist in developing the country. "They asked me to play the role not from within the government but from outside. I am happy to provide that assistance and support. Businessmen from Malaysia can venture and invest there as Somaliland is extensively involved in the livestock industry", he said this during a delegation of several ministers' visit to the Premier Leadership Foundation today. The delegation was represented by Somaliland's Vice president HE Ahmad Yusuf Yassin, Foreign Minister Abdihlahi Mohamed Dualeh, Agriculture Minister Dr. Idris Abdi and Deputy Minister of Commerce Mr. Abdihalim Ali. Somaliland declared its independence from Somalia in 1991 after going through political crisis in 1980's but the independence have not yet received international recognition. The country joined Somalia in 1960, after obtaining its independence from Britain. Dr. Mahathir added "Somaliland is a separate and different country from Somalia, but since it is regarded as a part of Somalia, it cannot be free". "At the present time Somaliland is very stable and they are interested in Malaysia's assistance and contribution in developing the country". At the same time, Dr. Mahathir confirmed that he will be attending the 8th Global International Dialogue (LID) in Langkawi from 6th to 8 th August 2007.

loooooool ,,,, i think if we say SOMALILAND 100 times Me will dye in 3 days

good news ,,,,,,,,

loooooooooooooooooool ,, I'm really enjoying this thread

and why everyone is fat when he/she get married ???