Go the kiwis I mean the Aussies :mad: :mad: :mad: I am not an Aussies fan. I am allergic to the Aussies you have to be allergic if you are Kiwi.

Flipmode lighten up will ya!

So far so good. One suggestion, I think the title should be a a bank balance in heaven just sounds alot nicer thats all.

Originally posted by Viking: quote:Originally posted by Amelia: Do the nomads consider cooking a special meal personally satisfying? Quite satisfying. Most meals can be special, as long as you know how to get the best out of the ingredients you have. Originally posted by Amelia: And have you ever cooked for a special someone and what did you make? Depends on the mood, season and/or ingredients available at the time. - Grilled salmon, boiled potatoes, lobster sauce, veggies and a good sallad - Trade-mark lasagne with a fusion of ingredients - pancakes, using milk (instead of water) and a nice saucy side-dish - Nasi Goreng (a type of bariis isku daxkaris) with chicken and prawns ...etc etc. So where can I find a clone of you Viking??? I cant cook will my future husband be satified with burned toast??

Nur you have missed my point. Too much happiness will drive you insane or even kill you in this life but not the hereafter as we will never die. You wrote: Depends the type of burden, a negative burden is like the burden Christians have adopted, Allah said described them in Quraan that Christians have innovated rituals that Allah did not prescribe ( Celibacy etc) still, they failed fulfilling it rightfully: " Wa rahbaaniyatan ibtadacuuhaa, maa katabnaahaa caleyhim, famaa racawhaa xaqa ricaayatihaa" The positive burden, is a true devotion to Allah like the companions of the Messenger of Allah SWT, once they complained to the Prophet for not having the same high iman feeling when they are not with the him, he told them, that life is cycles, and if they have the same iman feeling al the time, that the angels would have descended on them. My dear brother the type of burden I was referring to is the very one where there is no balance between daily life and cibaada. Where one becomes a extremist, however there is nothing wrong in trying to be near perfection. Too much cidaa becomes burden and too little of it makes one sink deep down. I like to keep things very simple and easy. As allah tells us "laa yukalafuallah nafsan ilaa wuscahaa" Allah burdens not a soul beyond its scope. I prefer to think of the hereafter as a 'heavenly bank', all the good things I do are granted as 'payments' into my bank. If I commit a sin, this brings my payments down(possibly to insufficient balance),but I dont panic for I know that Allah will give me the chance to repay back my debt. Everytime I genuinely repent allah allows me to repay back my debt if my reprenting is sincere. I dont stop there I am a grateful slave for Allah is the most-forgiving. In my daily life I try my best to build up my balance. How you may ask? I try not repay evil with evil, I try and do good things. This helps me get extra credit on my record. Since I am the only one responsible for my bank account I make sure at the end of the day I reflect on my success or my failures in other words I make a daily balance of my account and see what my balance is. The reason I do this is because I fear the day when my Lord will open my account.(Book) I wish to open my book in advance to see where I will be heading. So Nur , I have come up with a title for your next topic on SOL. A bank account in heaven? what do you say???

Nur Yaa Akhii balance in life is a very essential thing. Too much of anything is never good for us. For example take water it contains three simple atoms that are very essential for our body however drinking excessive water can lead to a condition known as water intoxication this produces effects similiar to alcohol intoxication. The excess water molecules enter our cells cells become swollen. Our brain along with our nerves cant hanle the pressure it gives up thus leading to death. In other words Yaa akhii whoever burdens himself in his religion will not be able to go on. Our aim is to strive to be lifted up high not to sink and go tumbing down for 70years. We can strive to succeed in this worldy life and still be mindful of the hereafter.( Yes that means you can still munch of yourChicago Pizza with extra cheese, mushrooms and green pepper with ease whilst thanking your maker for the delicious pizza he has provided for you) My Philosophy is live life as you will never die ie think of a career , buy a house a nice black convertable BMW but at the sametime live life as if today was your last day. Pray , fast constantly be mindful of Allah. Strive for the right path the one that uplifts the spirit and enriches the heart and the mind. Most of all hope your good deeds will be rewarded.

<----kindly asks Lost-one to stop jiggling the fat and share some with her

Modesty: I wish I could pile up on the weight. Winter is just around the corner I am in desperate need of adipose tissue to keep me warm. I hate having a fast metabolism it sucks big time. :mad: I should think about exercising just to tone up.

Cant wait to see the clip. I am a somali kiwi after all go figure I might know all the pretty girls in the clip.

Dave Chapelle who is he? actually I couldnt careless . Geez you would like my opinion on this subject my opinion mattersto you?. Reread my previous post and hopefully if your eyesight isnt degenerating you might be able to pick my take on AIDS. Its way past my bedtime. See ya mate. Living in Australia has some serious side effects.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^ Do you have to remind us about your studies all the time...Now Tell us in another way...tell us your observation or made-up stories? Cheers Well I am sorry I talk about things I have knowledge of I dont in way like to fabricate things. In plain english I keep it on the real.

I loved each lesson and lesson eight reminded me of an ayat I recently learned. Eith Lesson. I have observed that people rely on each other for their wealth, health and security, and I read a verse in Quraan " And whomsoever relies on Allah, Allah is his xasab ( relative or tribe who protect him)" as a result, I stopped relying on people and I placed my dependence on Allah for all of my matters. "wain yamsaska laahu bidhurin falaa kaashifa lahu ilaahuwa, wain yamsaska bi khayrin fahuwa calaa kuli shayin khadiir" And id allah touches you with harm none can remove it but he, and if He touches you with good , then he is able to do so all things. This verse has increased my imaan a degree higher. It has taught me when you seek help for the affairs of the world and the hereafter, then seek help from Allah. Especially those affairs in which there is no power with anyone other than Allah.

Originally posted by Khalaf: Aids is man-made. Really according to my lecturer AIDS was exclusively seen in young homosexual men. Another theory she said that made me fall off my chair and grasp in horror was HIV arose in africa( why am I not suprised every pathogenic disease yap arises in africa) as a result of consumption of blood/flesh of African green monkeys by humans. As is I believe her pathetic theories so illogic since when did africans do that? I am ashamed! Yuck! :eek:

Br Nur Yaa Akhii I recall the first day I fall in love. This love was a different sort of Love. This love lead to the dilation of my eyes. Ever cell of my body become alive. It was a feeling I have never felt before. Till today I am grateful I experienced a love for my creator the inventor of the heavens and earth the giver and taker of life. I hope that my love for him continues. I feel spriritually complete at present and I only have my Lord to be thankful to he has lead me to the straight path. The one my lord guides none can misguide and the one he misguides none can guide. Allah SWT has told us all menkind are astray except those he guides and those that ask for guidance. I ask Allah Swt to guide me to the straight path and never leave me to go astray. Ameen. Our body needs nutrients and minerals to thrive and to function. I need Allahs remembrance to keep my soul at ease and in tranqulity.

"OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me." 2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you." 3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam." 4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own." 5."Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?" 6."You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life." 7."Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..." 8."Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?" 9."Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?" 10."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?" 11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school 12. Can I have your wali's phone number? 13. So, read any good Surahs lately? 14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter. 15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's? 16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room 17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord And the best-ever Muslim pick up line is: "Is yo dad a terrorist, cuz u da bomb!!"

Bishitta Good luck hope it works for you. Wax walaan.

STOIC: Haraam calayk. What a pervent if you dont mind me saying so. Castro: Geeez you say so now? Gosh point the obvious out for me dear. I am slow.

Originally posted by Bishitta: With all the pelvic and abdominal movement involved I see it happening. Get with the program L000L. Get with the program what are we 11 years old? Sister I happend to be a science student unless what you utter is based on a scientific findings I will not buy your crap likely I am not so gullible as yourself. XiinFaniin.

"I heard that women who niiki often have less problems when giving birth to a child. That you'll be freed from the labor pain. Pretty darn good reason to niiki, I say. L0L." Maskiin. Who has been leading you down a fictious path dear? If this was true it would have become some kind of phenomenon I dont see that happening do you?

^^^As my mother would say walee waa akharu zanaab .(excuse the broken somali or arabic whatever it is).

Originally posted by ThePoint: Can't see the miracle fish mate as the link is not working! Bloody Kiwis Relax dear, If anything goes wrong the phrase to use is Bloody Aussies. We occasionally shout bloody Aussie everytime we see a terrible driver. join in the fun. Blame the Aussies thats the way to go. Back to the topic. Our existance is prove of Allahs existance. Do we really need a fish with koranic verse to know of Allahs existance??? I think not. Praise be to Allah the creator of the heavens and the earth.

^You are classic dont boom boom yourself into the pit of hell fire. Just an advice. Shaydaan was the creator of music.

^for you I will try. Cant promise anything though. If it was arabic music it might have been different. What am I talking about I quit listening to music. I have defeated the shaydaan I gave him one of my left hook japs. I have become skillful in boxing I practiced on my brother when we were younger.

Castro pity I say. Have you ever thought of making naden your second wife? you should think about it she has the moves. Naden what do you say? Gosh I have always prided myself on my wonderful much makinf skills

Naden you sound like a brother thats so fanatic about niiko. Its cajiib a sister is saying such things!