WINGER it doesn't matter where i live now but i was born and raised in the best football city in the entire SOMALIA and if you haven't heard that by now then let me break it down for you it's KISMAYO BRO aight? only if i could remember howmany goals that i scored then i would've been happy but i have to say i scored somany vital goals and i'm not winger nor goal keeper but the main man. ALXAMDULILLAAHI my knee is fine but i'm not serious about the game as i was a couple of years back. yeah i know how the somali parents are but i hope i won't be standing between my son and his dream and i have to say i'll encourage him to chase his dream all the way. it's time we had a somali super star in the prem lge,serie a or the la liga don't you agree with me and i'm sure we are more than capable coz as somali kids we have a natural talent just like other african kids or the south americans don't you guyz agree with me? the only problem we might face is can we commit ourselves and be dedicated to this game?i mean can we really really deal with the discipline side of this job?that's what i really wanna know.

SCARFACE?SCARFACE?SCARFACE? LISTEN UP LIL MAN don't just gate crash into something that isn't your average na'mean? if you never heard or don't have a clue of waz ROMANCE i suggest you LISTEN and LEARN from da MASTER coz what you learn from me might save your dusty ass someday aight? so SON, IF YOU HAVE TO HATE, HATE DA GAME NOT THE DA PLAYA aight?

IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT WE DISCUSSED ABOUT MY FAV PART OF A WOMAN'S BODY. girl let me tell you one thing we men are crazy about them tits wether big or small as long as they real. we don't wanna another PAMELA ANDERSON in here plz so all i gotta say is if you got a man tell him to give some exercise and if you don't then what the hell you waiting for holla at me and i guarantee you in a week you gonna have exactly the kinda size that you want. THE ONLY THING SMALL THAT MEN BRAG ABOUT IS THEIR THE SIZE OF THEIR CELLPHONES. [ March 06, 2003, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Libaax-Sankataabte ]

the moment of truth has finally arrived. i know ladies are more romantic by nature than guyz but i still think there's a chance for us to catch up so let me put you to the test and see who does pack the heavier punch between the 2 sexes when it comes to romance? P.S ladies do you think you can beat my queen coz everything she does and say is romantic, she even snores romantically,sneezes romantically and even yawns romantically so let me see what you got?

SHUJUI_1 are you serious?RUUD VAN NISTELROOY? come on now you can't expect him to score against my team that's for sure. statistically the best 2 strikers in the world are RONALDO and PATRICK KLUIVERT by miles. RAUL is slightly behind then PIPPO INZAGHI so whoever chose these players has a mighty chance but who didn't then doesn't even deserve to be in here and i mean it LOL. i'm really really surprised to see that i'm the only one who chose KLUIVERT and none of you even mentioned SUPER PIPPO or RAUL. :rolleyes:

well well ok check this out. CHICKEN COCOUNUT SHADOW LIPS NAILS BROKER ZEBRA CROCODILE SHARK SHIP COCK=i mean a cock. if you can gimme all the right somali words for these then i take my hat off to you.

ALL SOMALI LADIES ARE BEAUTIFUL. wether light skinned or dark period. waz wrong with you peeps?who cares what the white man/woman thinks come on now you beginig to sound like you have been slaves and brain washed come on YOU'RE SOMALI PEEPS don't you ever 4get that. you have a proud history you don't need a sick white man/woman to make you believe otherwise aight?who cares who's got a light skin and who's not all that matters is WE ARE ALL SOMALI and WE ARE PROUD OF IT. so my sister YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL you hear me YOU'RE SOMALI WHY SHOULDN'T YOU BE BEAUTIFUL? so keep your head high for you're a SOMALI QUEEN. full stop.

come on WINGER, INTER are after GIGGS but not BECKHAM it was only a JOKE come on where's your sense of HUMOUR?besides MAN UTD will never ever sell BECKHAM and you know that and so is my president mr MASSIMO MORATTI so come off it bro aight. GIGGS is not as good as he was a couple of seasons ago and his performaces clearly indicate that so INTER might decide against it like your president and mine said IT'S 2 EARLY FOR A TRANSFER TALK JUST YET.so let's wait and see what happens. P.S there's one thing i'm sure of I'M BETTER PLAYER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE and i can bet on that WITH MY OWN DEAR LIFE.

tHE best ever simply has to be EDSON ARANTES DO NASCIMENTO A.K.A PELE full stop. DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA was great in his own time but he didn't win as much as PELE and he didn't score as much as PELE did so leave it there. well the most UNDERRATED player in my mind simply has to be FRANK RIJKAARD of AJAX/AC MILAN/HOLLAND he created more goals for MARCO VAN BASTEN and RUUD GULLIT than any other player and still all the credits and praises went to those two. even RYAN GIGGS he's most underrated compared to BECKHAM and VAN NISTELROOY and we all know he's far better player than both of them will ever be and if you don't agree with me then you don't know nothing about this BEAUTIFUL GAME.

SISTERS let me break it down for you. i think you can tell who means good or evil by talking to them for 5-10 minutes be it male or female,now ladies how'd you feel if a guy gave you a fake name then the next time you meet him in public you make fool out of yourself and call him by the name that he gave you and all his friends start acting funny and giggling and shit? now is that an embarssing situation to be in or not?but if a guy asks you u r number you just tell him DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TOO SOON?DON'T WORRY I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER WHEN THE RIGHT TIME COMES. see there's no harm in that and you didn't have to lie and if he's really feeling you then he won't complain. but the name thing that's COLD LADIES and you know that. :confused:

SISTERS ARE TAKING THE GAME SERIOUSLY THESE DAYS MMMMMHHHHHHH? WELL I'M SORRY SISTER I'M IN BAY CITY AND THERE AREN'T MANY SOMALI PEEPS LET ALONE A GIRLS FOOTBALL TEAM BUT DON'T WORRY COZ IF YOU GOOD ENOUGH I SAY PRETTY SOON THEY GONNA COME AND ASK YOU TO PLAY FOR THEM REGARDLESS OF YOUR COLOR. DON'T LOOSE HOPE KEEP YOUR DREAM ALIVE BY WORKING EVEN HARDER AIGHT?PEACE SIS I'M OUT. WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN DA WORLD.

I GOTTA TELL YOU GUYS I MUST FANCY MY CHANCES ESPECIALLY AGAINST WINGER AND NORTHENER AND YOU KNOW THAT I AIN'T LYING GUYZ RIGHT? P.S MY LINE UP IS 3-4-1-2. ZIDANE BEING BEHIND THE FRONT 2 OF KLUIVERT AND RONALDO.

my QUEEN loves somali songs than i do and she always encourages me to listen to some of her collections and i have to say i'm beginig to enjoy one number by the great man himself CUMAR DHUULE wich goes something like GACALADAYDII HAY GOWRACDEE GARTA U DAAYA. damn that song is tight. but gimme AXMED SHARIIF KILLER anytime of the day coz that dude can make you bluff even if you're not from the south but first you have to understand the XAMARI 1st check this out. SII JEEDKA LAAFYAHA SOO JEEDKA NAASAHA SUNNIYAASHA YAABKA LAH SUURADEEDA QURUXDA LASARQAAMAY ANIGUYE SAQDA DHEXE HABEENKII SAANI UMA GAM AAYEE you can finish it for me if you know this song. BIG UP TO MY XAMARI SONGS.

My Beautiful SOMALI SISTAS i know exactly where you coming from but however HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I SAID ALL OUR GIRLS ARE BLAH BLAH?just because my heart has been broken by an individual i hear you say THAT'S NOT FAIR?i said it before and i'll say it again WE HAVE SOME MEN THAT WE RATHER NOT MENTION.i'll never ever say something bad against my fellow somali sisters why?coz i have a SOMALI QUEEN as a MOTHER and five PRINCESSES as a SISTERS and a special LADY that i hope to MARRY someday and grow old with her so HOW ON EARTH CAN I SAY SOMETHING BAD AGAINST THEM?so my SISTERS you have to understand that WE GOT NOTHING BUT MAD LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU so let's SPREAD DA LOVE and QUIT DA HATRED do i hear you agreeing wit me by noddin' u r head?

i once had a girl who disliked all the sports including the bedroom sports and i'm crazy about football and at that time i was so serious about it and i was close to joining a team so unfortunately we had to end the relationship. so me personally i don't mind having a football babe as long as she's willing to play one on one with me if you know what i mean? in my bedroom i have MARION JONES' poster and i have to admit i have a huge crush on her :eek: have you checked her legs?and damn her behind mmmmmhhhhhh girl i don't care how you look as long as you got 6 pack like me then i say to hell with everythingelse so AALIYAH holla at me baby girl.

Well i think each and every football fan or player has his own dream team so this your chance to put togather the team you think are the best in the world. P.S you can choose your own team if you like as long as they stand a chance against the best of the rest so this is how i chose my dream team and yes they are my final choice. 1-FRANCESC TOLDO INTER ITALY 2-JAVIER ZANETTI INTER ARGENTINA 3-ROBERTO CARLOS R/MADRID BRAZIL 4-ALESSANDO NESTA A.C MILAN ITALY 5-PAOLO MALDINI A.C MILAN ITALY 6-EDGAR DAVIDS JUVENTUS HOLLAND 7-LUIS FIGO R/MADRID PORTUGAL 8-ZINEDINE ZIDANE R/MADRID FRANCE 9-RONALDO DA LIMA R/MADRID BRAZIL 10-PATRICK KLUIVERT BARCELONA HOLLAND 11-RIVALDO ? A.C MILAN BRAZIL that's my dream team so let's see if your dream team stand a chance against my super stars. i think this proves what kind of football that i enjoy watching a free flowing and full of skills i'm a type of person who likes to see the ball do all the running instead of the player.

BAANIYAL my man i told you before and i'm gonna tell you once again ARSENAL are great team to watch especially when they are in the mood but you have to admit it takes more to win C/L match than your average PREM/L match, AJAX did what they could and by far created and missed the best chances of both matches so at the end i really believe it was a fair result 2 pts each. NORTHENER i think your name says it all you have no idea about italian calcio so don't criticise something that you don't even know if you wanna see some players who are highly over rated look no further than BECKHAM and OWEN and every man with a real knowledge of the game will agree with me so my cousin i suggest you do your homework 1st before you make any decisions. WINGER my man UNITED may have beaten JUVE but lemme assure you this INTER will never make such those stupid mistakes that JUVE defenders made and yes all the 3 goals your team scored in DELLE ALPI was a gift and we all know that doesn't happen too often especially nowadays. P.S damn JUVE humiliated my BELOVED INTER last night we played the same game they played against u r UNITED and i'll be the first person to admit that we deserved to loose because we played very very badly but that's football you can't expect to win all the time and i think that's an ADVICE you should tell your phsycho manager ALEX not kill his players when they loose a match other wise we will soon hear all man utd players are injured in a freak accident by their manager who drove a truck into their dressing room LOL. LIVERPOOL did pretty well yesterday against u r team and i have to admit i was really really happy for DUDEK coz he won the match for his team as he gifted the match to UTD when they met in ANFIELD and he proved me right once again that VAN NISTELROOY is the master of tap ins coz the guy can't score anythingelse.

YO PEEPS LET'S SPREAD DA LUV. YO THIS IS Jamaal A.K.A Lefty A.K.A Da Beast representing BAY CITY and i wanna say BIG UP to all my SOMALI PEOPLE WORLD WIDE especially. MAHDI A.K.A TYSON A/LAAHI A.K.A PROF MOHAMOUD A.K.A KILLA BEE A/WAHED A.K.A STEELO LIBAAN A.K.A KIMBO YUSUF A.K.A JIHAAD A/LAAHI A.K.A SUKUMA OF STOCKHOLM-SWEDEN ONE LOVE BRO LOOKIN' 4WARD TO SEEING U ONCE AGAIN IN THIS SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. DA LOVE OF MY LIFE,DA QUEEN OF MY HEART AND SOUL,THE ONE AND ONLY YASMIIN A.K.A ANGEL BABY I WANNA SAY TO YOU IF A KISS WAS A RAINDROP I'D SEND YOU SHOWERS,IF A HUG WAS A SECOND I'D SEND YOU HOURS,IF SMILES WERE WATER I'D SEND YOU A SEA AND IF LOVE WAS A PERSON I'D SEND YOU ME. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. MUNA A.K.A MOON SAMEERA A.K.A LIL SAM ZEINAB A.K.A ZEE AYAAN A.K.A PRINCESS ZAHRA A.K.A ZAHRA MY NIECE ZULEIKHA A.K.A LIL ANGEL U R UNCLE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOUR BARBIE DOLL. MY SISTER CALWIYA I LOVE YOU BIG SIS. AND TO ALL MY PEEPS I GOT NONE BUT LOVE FOR Y'ALL. PEACE I'M OUT. P.S MAD LOVE TO FARHIYA A.K.A CLEOPATRA OF U.K U R SUCH A FLIRT SAY HI TO THAT CRAZY ENGLISH GIRL TELL HER TO SLOW IT DOWN AND TO ALL YOUR FELLOW LIVERPOOL HOMEGIRLS. TAKE CARE GIRL AND SEE YOU THE SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. I'M OUT.

YO PEEPS LET'S SPREAD DA LUV. YO THIS IS Jamaal A.K.A Lefty A.K.A Da Beast representing BAY CITY and i wanna say BIG UP to all my SOMALI PEOPLE WORLD WIDE especially. MAHDI A.K.A TYSON A/LAAHI A.K.A PROF MOHAMOUD A.K.A KILLA BEE A/WAHED A.K.A STEELO LIBAAN A.K.A KIMBO YUSUF A.K.A JIHAAD A/LAAHI A.K.A SUKUMA OF STOCKHOLM-SWEDEN ONE LOVE BRO LOOKIN' 4WARD TO SEEING U ONCE AGAIN IN THIS SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. DA LOVE OF MY LIFE,DA QUEEN OF MY HEART AND SOUL,THE ONE AND ONLY YASMIIN A.K.A ANGEL BABY I WANNA SAY TO YOU IF A KISS WAS A RAINDROP I'D SEND YOU SHOWERS,IF A HUG WAS A SECOND I'D SEND YOU HOURS,IF SMILES WERE WATER I'D SEND YOU A SEA AND IF LOVE WAS A PERSON I'D SEND YOU ME. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. MUNA A.K.A MOON SAMEERA A.K.A LIL SAM ZEINAB A.K.A ZEE AYAAN A.K.A PRINCESS ZAHRA A.K.A ZAHRA MY NIECE ZULEIKHA A.K.A LIL ANGEL U R UNCLE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOUR BARBIE DOLL. MY SISTER CALWIYA I LOVE YOU BIG SIS. AND TO ALL MY PEEPS I GOT NONE BUT LOVE FOR Y'ALL. PEACE I'M OUT. P.S MAD LOVE TO FARHIYA A.K.A CLEOPATRA OF U.K U R SUCH A FLIRT SAY HI TO THAT CRAZY ENGLISH GIRL TELL HER TO SLOW IT DOWN AND TO ALL YOUR FELLOW LIVERPOOL HOMEGIRLS. TAKE CARE GIRL AND SEE YOU THE SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. I'M OUT.

YO PEEPS LET'S SPREAD DA LUV. YO THIS IS Jamaal A.K.A Lefty A.K.A Da Beast representing BAY CITY and i wanna say BIG UP to all my SOMALI PEOPLE WORLD WIDE especially. MAHDI A.K.A TYSON A/LAAHI A.K.A PROF MOHAMOUD A.K.A KILLA BEE A/WAHED A.K.A STEELO LIBAAN A.K.A KIMBO YUSUF A.K.A JIHAAD A/LAAHI A.K.A SUKUMA OF STOCKHOLM-SWEDEN ONE LOVE BRO LOOKIN' 4WARD TO SEEING U ONCE AGAIN IN THIS SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. DA LOVE OF MY LIFE,DA QUEEN OF MY HEART AND SOUL,THE ONE AND ONLY YASMIIN A.K.A ANGEL BABY I WANNA SAY TO YOU IF A KISS WAS A RAINDROP I'D SEND YOU SHOWERS,IF A HUG WAS A SECOND I'D SEND YOU HOURS,IF SMILES WERE WATER I'D SEND YOU A SEA AND IF LOVE WAS A PERSON I'D SEND YOU ME. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. MUNA A.K.A MOON SAMEERA A.K.A LIL SAM ZEINAB A.K.A ZEE AYAAN A.K.A PRINCESS ZAHRA A.K.A ZAHRA MY NIECE ZULEIKHA A.K.A LIL ANGEL U R UNCLE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOUR BARBIE DOLL. MY SISTER CALWIYA I LOVE YOU BIG SIS. AND TO ALL MY PEEPS I GOT NONE BUT LOVE FOR Y'ALL. PEACE I'M OUT. P.S MAD LOVE TO FARHIYA A.K.A CLEOPATRA OF U.K U R SUCH A FLIRT SAY HI TO THAT CRAZY ENGLISH GIRL TELL HER TO SLOW IT DOWN AND TO ALL YOUR FELLOW LIVERPOOL HOMEGIRLS. TAKE CARE GIRL AND SEE YOU THE SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. I'M OUT.

YO PEEPS LET'S SPREAD DA LUV. YO THIS IS Jamaal A.K.A Lefty A.K.A Da Beast representing BAY CITY and i wanna say BIG UP to all my SOMALI PEOPLE WORLD WIDE especially. MAHDI A.K.A TYSON A/LAAHI A.K.A PROF MOHAMOUD A.K.A KILLA BEE A/WAHED A.K.A STEELO LIBAAN A.K.A KIMBO YUSUF A.K.A JIHAAD A/LAAHI A.K.A SUKUMA OF STOCKHOLM-SWEDEN ONE LOVE BRO LOOKIN' 4WARD TO SEEING U ONCE AGAIN IN THIS SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. DA LOVE OF MY LIFE,DA QUEEN OF MY HEART AND SOUL,THE ONE AND ONLY YASMIIN A.K.A ANGEL BABY I WANNA SAY TO YOU IF A KISS WAS A RAINDROP I'D SEND YOU SHOWERS,IF A HUG WAS A SECOND I'D SEND YOU HOURS,IF SMILES WERE WATER I'D SEND YOU A SEA AND IF LOVE WAS A PERSON I'D SEND YOU ME. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. MUNA A.K.A MOON SAMEERA A.K.A LIL SAM ZEINAB A.K.A ZEE AYAAN A.K.A PRINCESS ZAHRA A.K.A ZAHRA MY NIECE ZULEIKHA A.K.A LIL ANGEL U R UNCLE LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOUR BARBIE DOLL. MY SISTER CALWIYA I LOVE YOU BIG SIS. AND TO ALL MY PEEPS I GOT NONE BUT LOVE FOR Y'ALL. PEACE I'M OUT. P.S MAD LOVE TO FARHIYA A.K.A CLEOPATRA OF U.K U R SUCH A FLIRT SAY HI TO THAT CRAZY ENGLISH GIRL TELL HER TO SLOW IT DOWN AND TO ALL YOUR FELLOW LIVERPOOL HOMEGIRLS. TAKE CARE GIRL AND SEE YOU THE SUMMER INSHA ALLAH. I'M OUT.

MOTHERS KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THEIR DAUGHTERS. so sister your mother is acting the way every mother should act when it comes to their children especially their daughters. so i agree with the brother all the mothers need to hear is a voice who's familiar we all know that our mother's don't speak english and they don't wanna learn so why talk to them in english when you can make a lasting impression with a somali? so sister you don't need a guy who likes to put down his own language now do you?YO STAY SOMALI peace i'm out.

well mizz priceless i have somany of them but at the moment i'm only prepared to share two of them with you, one is mine the other one is from the great man himself CIGAAL SHIDAAD. 1- WAXAAN KU MOODAY MISE WAXAAD NOQOTAY MISE WAXAAN LOO NOQON DOONIN. 2-WOMEN ARE LIKE RIPE FRUITS FOR EVERY MAN WITH TASTE TO ENJOY THEIR HEAVENLY JUICE. by the way you got a catchy nick.

the best gift any girl can give to a guy is...... never mind. well it depends but generally speaking i'd say a nice watch or one bottle of perfume and a nice birthday card coz that's what my ex used to buy me most of the times and i never complained damn why should i?

ladies i think you're totally exaggarating. i never said all the somali guys are great but dammit most of us are and you know i ain't lying. ladies WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST YOUR SOMALI BROTHERS?coz all you do is talk negatively about your somali brothers. you talk about RESPECT and you post such a cold topic about your fellow somali brothers. ladies i think it's time you stopped your baseless criticism against US and learn from the other communities coz you'll NEVER SEE A WHITE,AFRICAN AMERICAN,HISPANIC AND NATIVE AMERICAN LADIES blowing off their men they STAND BY THEIR MEN and i know and you know what type of shit their men do so my fellow SOMALI SISTERS ease up a bit on us after all IF YOU DON'T TEACH US HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN? P.S I SAY IT AGAIN I DON'T NEED A STUPID PUNCH OF FLOWERS TO SHOW HOWMUCH I LOVE YOU PERIOD. ROCK CHICK TRUST ME BABES I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.