Xabashidu aad ayey isu dabaan. If things go wrong, xadhig unbay suuqa ka doonan.

If you are looking for funny Ethiopian, You look for Kibebaw Geda, who is a born comedian. He is the one who said," In the rest of the World, when you miss a famous player from a football field and you inquire, you are told 'o! Shearer! he hung up his boots'. If you inquire about a wrtier, you are told 'O!he hung up his pen'. you hear, 'He hang up his gloves for boxers etc etc". "In Ethiopia," he said, "when you miss a player from the football field, or a singer from the stage, you ask around and you are told "O! Bekele, he hung HIMSELF up last week, ...last month'" It is popular because it is so true!!!

The guy is talking nonesense. I can only tell you the part you picked as the title is the only funny part. Findhaatoj indhihum Federal polosoj (which means 'explosives' and Federal Police). Why is it funny for Ethiopian readers? Because, Explosive is a name (cheeky one) given to anyone who is fashion-follower and enjoys parties. Federal poice is feared in Ethiopia as harsh, but the connotation here is also about them being 'peasants'. So, Obama is addressing all ethiopians and after he made his speech with "fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers" he follows up with "Findhaatoj" and even "federal polisooj". The government will not be amused. They are sensitive Laangaab who don't take jokes.

waalida iyo yarida mooye, waxa kale eed qortay kolkaad ii sheegto, unbaan ka jawaabi karaa arinkan! Wehel culumo kama maarmi kari, aniga oo weyne Kaa waayay meel wacan inaad, wali u qaadaaye Waayeel cirro leh weedh xun, waa lagala leexdaaye Kaa waayeey weedh sax ah, inaad wax iigu sheegtaaye Arin weger ah hadaan, waabka soo galiyo Kaa waayey inaad walaalkaa, wax u lilaysaaye

Ha iska eegtee daa gabadha. Haddaa ma mid aan matoor laheyn bay xinne u marsata?

No, you the one who missed the metaphor. I know daftness is not a crime but a curse, and that is why I keep forgiving you.

Ceeb waryaa, yaan xaal ku qaban, you fish-eater!.

Riyaale is GD's toast these days!

Originally posted by Haneefah: .... in my life who always made me feel like the 'beloved' one. Didn't really have to work that hard for it. Now, I know Haneefa's name. Ii waran MUXUBO.

ninka wareersan haduu ilaahay inaadeer kaaga dhigay soow inaad garab istaagtid ma'aheyn? sowkaan arimihii kale eed iiga ducaysay joojiyey imikana ma Sufinimadaa la igu haystaa? Edit:- ma waxaad rabtaa inaad dafirtid ood tidhaa isku reer ma nihin?!!

Jacayl, Please name her LaJecel. It is a wonderful name. Soo barbaar ayaan leenahay.

6. Roberto Carlos ---Daahir Riyaale 8. Gilberto Silva.......Axmed Yusuf 9. Wasiirka Arimaha Dibada Right next to the goalie, Sanyare on the far left, Ciro These are the ones I know!

looooooooool@the strikers, number 8 and number 9. Formidable indeed. With the Airforce goalie, this is the team to beat!

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: The answer of these seemingly confusing questions does not have to be looked in spiritual hemeneutics. The answer is clear. What is the answer? The rest of your anger is really not directed at me, but the khalaaweyn of the sufi mysticism. That brought your wrath. Was that the oozing of a latent feeling inside or maxaa cusub ood ka cadhootay awoow?

NG, you are right. But you are wrong to assume the nervous Daraawiish wiil go to one side. Nimakaas is-qaybintay ugu baxdaa, so iyaga lama tirinayo. Kuwan haweenka ka helena waa puntland proper. NG. it is a clan divide. Meesha US iyo Alqaacida isku haysato, so Talibana lama safna Alqacida, Australia'na lama socoto USA. Waa saas oo kale. BTW, serenity ma reer-doorasho-diid baa?

Indeed it reflects a clan divide. It is pretty clear Xiddigo's uncle and the rest of what they probably have named "REER-ELECTION diid" from Awdal are teaming up with those who bequeathed the power to them.

Do you think I am a fool to think Xidigo's uncle from Borama would have lasted a day without the real powers in the land? Riyaale is like Mehmet Aurelio of the Turkish national team. One of the contestants felt a professional will do better in their jersy.

Contrary to the title of this thread, the audacity of Habar-lover, without a single decent village in the land, to take the helm in Hargeisa is rather breath-taking. They are not fighting Awdal, they are facing the king-makers, the other habar. Where the mighty gaashaanbuur failed, the lover mother is trying to storm into. Stand up and cheer her up for her guts!

Jacayl, Please convey this improvised tix of me to Silaanyo et al. Sintay dhigtay gaashaan-buurtii lahayd, seerahaan jabine Kolka adigu Habar-Lover'eey, qaado samirkaaga Oo Dhaha Riyaaloow na daa, waanu ku sacbine!

Adnan, I am not Diraadirale. I merely cited few lines from the poet Qasim. I didn't say, though: Hargeisaay anaa kaa hurdee laguma haysteene Hablahaaga muu guursadeen reer election-diid'e

Is Abtigiis Alla-u-baahane? Is Alla-u-baahane Abtigiis? Or is A&T everyone else in Sol except the few Ngonge named in his expose? Am I a female or a male, nearing to be milked by a new creature of the earth soon to be born? To the curios, the answers are to be found in the following narrations from a wonderful book by Sayyed Hosseyn Nasir of George Washington University on Sufism: The Garden of Truth, the vision and promise of Sufism: Islam’s mystical Tradition. Of Ngonge’s allegations I am soon to be a mother, Sayyed Nasr refered to the foundations of the Sufi sect for an explanation. Wrote he, “ I came to realize although we are male or female, that attribute does not really define us. There is a deeper reality; one might say an androgenic reality, transcending the male-female dichotomy so that our identity is not determined by our gender. Nor are we simply our body and the senses although we often identify ourselves with them. As we travel upon the sufi path, it also becomes more and more evident that we all call “I” has its existence independent of sense perceptions and the body as a whole although the soul continues to have a consciousness of the body while being also aware through spiritual practice of the possibility of leaving it for higher realms.” Can I be one, two or multitude and yet again be only one in SOL? If so, who am I? Sayyed Hosseyn Nasir quotes the great Sufi, Rumi, as saying “ I am the I that, having traversed all the stages of limited existence from the physical to the mental to the noumenal, has realised its own “NON-EXISTENCE”and by the virtue of this annihilation of the false self has returned to his roots in the SOL reality and has become a star proximate to the supernal sun [Cara], which is ultimately the only I”. So, indeed, the answer to these seemingly confusing questions will have to be looked in spiritual hermeneutics. After all, St. Thomas confirmed Sufi teachings by saying “ Duo Sunt in homie” (“There are two in man)". This is in the spiritual and ontological sense. In the cosmic world of cyber, who said one cannot be many? We have to welcome the new self, or rather the return to the self, or the non-existent self, by hymning the poem of the other illustrious Sufi, Ali Shushtan , who said of himself: After extinction I came out, and I Eternal now am, though not as I. And who am I,O I, but I.

Habar-johannes tii lagu tuntiyo Ciida-gale toos dheh!

Since is not FAIR. Since yesterday, 5 more people rated me. And all have cut my points. This is vengence. I am going to alert the Admin over this. On a related issue, why has no one clarified on the status of CARA? Is it a binary of LST or is she really a living human?

Adam, how about this? http://www.somaliaon line.com/cgi-bin/ubb /ultimatebb.cgi?/pro file/7719

C&H Marriage is wonderful, and fulfilling. The hiccpus you face in it are part of the attraction. markaa, I can understand your intention in calming the sister down, laakin kuwa kale ha u been guurin. If it were you, you would probably have stood in a mosque and asked mid kaa ducaysta. Speaking of ka ducaysi, must I repeat I am fond of in La ii ducceeyo.