Looooooool@juxa!!!!! Yaa imaan la'. I am just saying what Ayoub and xinnfanin think but can't say loud. This one is not a fiction, juxa.

No, Blue. Anything goes. Of course not grannies. :D @stoic!!

Nonsense!!!@Alpha. A man's life is nothing without an array of women! you have to be deprived to know this!!!! At young age, we fell for the folly that if you chase girls, you lose in exams and class tests! We listened to the cruel advice of calculating parents who told us to keep away from the opposite sex, lest we get lost and they lose their investment in us! We run after meaningless alphabets boasting ' I got A' ...'I got A+" as if these really mean life! After college, we run after career and money, thinking they will give us happiness! ...and worse, we got children and started to live for them... Not for ourselves! ... And here we are...old and unwanted, we beguile beauties with our eyes and at times our keyboards, finding that what we thought was a comic life was in fact a nothing! Hollow gust! ...and retirement is beckoning!

People say I have missed my calling and should have gone into comedy...but there is nothing funnier than my engagements with women. Many of the surreptitious gender say I get along with them quite effortlessly. To be honest, it was Sally -the Zimbo- who said that. And Ardo, who wasn't clear but suggested that she finds talking to me easy. The big question has always been why my easy access to woman hasn't translated into something more meaningful - i mean into bedding them. If making their mouth giggle hasn't demanded a profuse of sweat, why has rifting their thighs apart been such an uphill task for me? It can't be the balding head, the creases and contours of the facial skin - the result of an exacting age. I mean, today I can blame these and many other weaknesses, including the mismatch between my dating provenance and the skills modernity demands to succeed in this furtive industry. But if age explains my present failures, what can possibly elucidate my misfortunes at young age, when I looked much better? Quite noticeable in this distressing question is a deep sense of inner inadequacy, of corporeal deprivation, and psychological trauma, all a result of a life lived as a comedy above the navel, a tragedy below the belt. What compelled me to tell this story is the sheer heart-break I feel every time a man of my age narrates to me how many beauties he slept with or - even more infuriatingly- he rejected. Where are these beauties men seem to change like socks? Why can't I see them? Are they the same ones who weep with my jokes but somehow think the tools of jokers must also be a joke?? ... Ok. Why can't I, for once - just to tell my exploits to posterity- reject one girl? Just one! If the girls used to circle my table in the school lounge to 'enjoy' nice talk, why hadn't one volunteered to check the walk or more aptly the sleep? I can never find an answer to this enigma. Worse, i have seen men who talk about Sam Allardyce and Manchester United to women and still manage to rub their head on these women's bosom. I have seen some who talk about their shirts and still pinch their girls - in some cases mature women who you think aren't impressionable upstarts- firmly at the booty. And you wonder, why always other men? What is wrong with me?! I mean if I die now, knowing only two pairs of breasts - the one that i suckled as a child and the one my daughter suckles now- will the verse "kuli nafsi daa'iqati mot" ( every soul witnesses death) really accurately reflect my demise? The verse implies "life lived" when it says "every soul", but when has mine lived when it lived deprived and disenfranchised all along? How can a half-a-century of life lived as an asymptote - as in Algebraic geometry - like a line tangent to women's blissful wound infinitely but never touching it, be mourned as a loss when it stops breathing? It is too late but I now know all my comedy throughout these years has been an instantiation of Shakespearean much ado about nothing! What a waste!

Lool@abdikhadar... Inuu baarlamaan ii diiday ma moodaa. Adeer, I have noticed Khaatumo's hostilities towards me from the get go with Aaliyah. I have stopped listening to Sadi Ali since and I think the only sane khatumoite is Malika and that is because she grew up in Tanzania.! Adeer only a fool will rely on the votes of a community now widely agreed to be somalia's callbox! :D Aniga waxaa i dooranaya reerkayaga iyo haweenka SOL. I mean I know Valenteenah is against me, but she has been like that all the time I can remember and she hasn't affected my standing. Nin-yaban, I think people think a crazy is better than a convict.

Like the politics of Somalia, this voting is biased against Somalilanders. I am sure. I can see it. Let us stop this nonesense and vote for Alpha. If the Pirates could produce a man like Alpha, this contest would have been settled long time ago. Unfortunately, the closest that comes to Alpha is Xinnfanin but he has lost respect since he has become a spin doctor (although i thank him for helping me out on several occassions). I mean my gratitude to him cannot blind me to his at times laughable spins. Alpha is straight,flamboyant, and clearly clever. What he lacks in populism, he has it in pedigree. Let us vote for the man who keeps SOL alive. If Mooge gets 2 more votes, I threaten I will moblize Solers to boycott this site. :D

Passerby, please confirm this. Yihe Uchi ye milut fitur yaantee Wo'yaala new maalat new? :D

I am also surprise Chimera, one of the best SOLers is not there! LST - adeer fadlan meeshan iga saar nin weyn oo sodog ah baan ahay. Hadaadan iga daba socon dakanooyin hore oo Bookh iyo Yamaarugleey ka dhacay meeshan iga saar; aniga iyo Blessed ba. Aaliyah, iyadu barigii hore gabadh fiican bay aheyd laakin waxay iska ba'day markay Mooge u codeeysay.

@Malika. Waad ii qarisay wax yar laakin you are right in the main. I refuse to be in the same pool with Mooge and his ilk. I quit. Admin...please respect my rights and remove me from this contest. When Ayoub, Malika, Juxa, Xinn and the likes are in the contest, I would do everything to be part of it. But seriously if you ask me, I think Apophis or Bluelicious should win this. I mean they were the new revealations of the year and this ought to be about about new SOLers who impress not the old people we all know about for their fame or infamy!

Juxa, how can I continue when EVEN you ---the Juxa I have always relied on---is saying you are not sure who to vote for between me and the mafrish intellectual Mooge. I don't mind Alpha....but this Moge thing is nothing!

uchi, the personality that leaks through your incoherent one-lines is one which is hotspur, vindictive and even immature. This is what I mind and although I have tried to avoid being harsh on you for seasons, it seems the silence has only encouraged you to mature from pubetry to adulthood with more of your moral ailments. I therefore need to share with you this advice --- which unfortunately has to be communicated in harsh phrase because they say donkeys do not run fast because you kissed and stroked their mane. They run fast and heed your advice when viciously kicked from the hinds. :D I am not saying you have the physiognomy of a donkey. No, you have two legs; they have four. You have small ears, they have bigger ones.

I OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW FROM THIS RACE BECAUSE IT IS AN INSULT TO BE CALLED IN THE SAME BREATH WITH MOOGE. I QUIT. I CANNOT TAKE THIS INSULT. I THANK THE 11 PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR ME AND THE 12TH WHO IS BLUELICIOUS.But please vote for the Mooges of this world if you want but not me. The way things are going I will not be surprised if people actually vote for Nin Yaaban in a year or two. When I see the dignified people of the forum like Blessed, Showqi, Carafaat languishing behind, I realize that this award is meant for the fools and a winner of it proves that he is the foolish-in-cheif of the fools and not that he has substance or humour. I therefore want those who are misled into believing this is a race between the noble ones in SOL to stop voting for me.

This is low! waryaa maxaad isu habaaraysaa. Anagaa ku dooranayna ee ninyahow waxan jooji. Ahlan wasahlan Alpha Anagaa diyaare Alpha Waan ku daba soconaaye Alpha Dayx baan ku moodnee Alpha Ama Alpha ama Dunida!

Alpha, in truth you do not need my votes. Between you and the trophy is few more computers and different IP addresses. We all know your capabilities. I can help you. Gurigii saleebaan laba computer baa yaal; Yar Abdirahman la yidhaa oo Ambassador joogana mid buu hayaa. Markaa wacdarahaagii ka shanqadhi.

People in this forum mind my ribaldry. I get that. They mind my at times irresponsible clan vitriol. I get that. People mind my nagging back and forth on some issues. I get that too. What I cannot get in million years is how on earth a misfit like Mooge can be on neck and neck with me for any award. This is a sign of one of three things, actually four things: (1) We have reached the end of this site, and it is time we call it on SOL and declare the end of SOL, with Fukuyama -ian finality. (2) All along I have been dubed into believing I am a serious guy while the truth is people can't tell between me and Xaaji Xundjuf and the neck-and-neck with Mooge is the final alibi (3) Someone is actively working to make this seletion nonesensical (4) Mooge is using Alpha's octapus tactics and is endorsing himself through fake scripts.

What did I get wrong? Iley is fired? That was the news everywhere and even the Ethiopian Reporter, a mouth piece of the TPLF, reported it! I have added a link of that in the thread i posted. The rumours that he will be removed from the region haven't stopped yet by the way. Only this week, Ahmed Sheikh, the man who he chased away from Jigjiga was asked to retun and is already in Addis. There is litle doubt HaileMariam, Da'ud and Abdifatah all gave signals that Iley is fired but other factors mainly a push back from the military may have prolonged his days. If those who wanted to remove him changed their mind for whatever reason, the blame could only be why we did not report this change of mind, it cannot be why we reported the information that was everywhere firsthand. That said, I care less about Iley being there or removed. This passerby boy is trying to frame the issue into Iley is around baloney. He is there or he is not there is none of my business. I reported his demise based on credible sources. Now it is clear the sources were wrong about this one. So, why all this fuss about nothing?! Parasites like Uchi try to exploit every small window of opportunity to badmouth Abtigiis, thinking that equates with proving their greatness. These puny creatures do not realize that a minus on someone doesn't become a plus for them. Prove your mettle adeer beyond pestering Abtigiis on this and that! You are a fool but if you were a wise man you would have run to my defense when this condom of the TPLF attacks me, at least to give the impression of a magnanimous man on a higher moral pedestal. That would made me small, not this shameful kirishboynimo whereby you hang onto the backside of someone to make your displeasures known. What a trivial man you are son of Faroole!

Apophis,bluelicious, iyo wyre hadda coddeynta ka baxa oo admin ka u sheega in tradition with Somali elections, waxaan codkayagii ku wareejinay odayga. At least you have time. Me i am getting old. OG:- LST, fadlan tixgeli codsiga dhalinyarada.

If I pull off this one, I will go into the hall fame along with Messi. We both would have won three consecutive Man of the Year titles. : I will be the Messi of SOL, an achievement that will compensate for my failure in the real world. I know some useless people here are already trying to undermine me by including Bluelicious so that our votes are split but in the end my expertise will prevail. Hadaan PM u wada dirayaa dhamaan aqyaarta. Like Obama, I believe in grassroots mobilization. The only real challenger is Alpha, the rest meela una socdaan. Anyone who thinks Mooge should be a candidate for this needs his head to be examined by a competent psychiatrist! Or if it is a she, her chest needs to examined to ensure there are no fingerprints of mooge. I like Alpha, if he wins I will happy. Also i don't do negative campaigns like him!

Dee ma Organ baan nidhaa markaa?

Waan jeclahay dee! Naxar.Aad waliba! Incidentally, I invite my Bluelicious this one from Cartan. Wistfully seductive. Intee aaday ayaantaan....

For this ONLY, you deserve the Nomad of the year! Nin Yaban, where did you learn the piano. You are really good. I started training late last year and hopefully in a year or two, I will perfect it to post it here.

Meeshan aniga magacayga ha laga saaro fadlan. Waa maxay ciyaalkan (Moge) iyo maxaabiista (Nin Yaaban) nala dhex wado? Midda kale, maxaa aniga iyo Bluelicious labadanadiiba meesha loo keenay? Codkayga ama iyada ha loogu daro ama keeda aniga ha la iigu daro, ileen waxaan nahay ul-iyo-diirkeed oo waa kaad la socoteen arooskiiye! :D So far the couple has 10, aniguna wali ma codeeyn. I will vote now. I will vote for Apophis.

Upset by Blessed and Aaliyah's insinuations, this morning I talked to this somali girl oo isku compound aan ka shaqeeyno. Probably in her early 20s and quite delicious from the surface. Maalin walba waan isa salaami jirnay laakin maanta waan is adkeeyey sidii ninkii Jaajuur ee ku jiray riwaayadii "isma ogee way isugu timid". " Haye, walaal. Dee when are we having lunch. We been greeting each other for two years now. It is a shame we did not have a lunch to talk about the earth and the sky" baan idhi.... "When you want... " by ku jawaatay with that unmistakeable knowing smile! ! Like my kids say to each other " IN YOUR FACE !!!!!!...." Blessed and Aaliyah! Maxbuusku (nin yaaban) ha iga raali ahaado hadaan u gafay! Cara, heestan miyaad taqaanaa? http://askarmotors.com/Somalimusic/Rooraaye/Anigu_Ku_Dooni_Maayoo.swf "Anigu ku dooni maaye....jidhkayga unbaa kuu danqanayo...naftaydaad igu diraysaa"... :D

Nin-Yaaban;893395 wrote: since then. ma waxaad ka wadaa since you were released from prison wax badan baa is badalay. Adiga wax ba lagaa ma qorayo oo naag baa ku dacweeysay ood dhowr sano u xidhnayd! Abuse kii hore aad sameeysay ayaad masax is leedahay by feigning support to feminists! :D Dooda dadka caadiga ah unbay u furan tahay ee fadlan maxaabiistu ha noo kaadiyaan.

Horta LazyGirl raali ha ahaato, Cara ayaan u jeeday laakin waxaan is idhi waxaa la is odhan wuu ka samri la'yahay gabadha maadaama in aan waa jeclaa dadka badankii la socdaan !! Tan kale, sidaan sheegay wixii Suzanne ka hor yimaada ee arinta ay sheegtay diida sexual frustration dad uu hayo weeye ee ha iska dhaafan denial ka oo ha is daweeyaan!!