you're all a bunch of sissys ...whyning 'bout nuttin' all day.. p.s. turning down those sissys won't make me like you! i suggest all somalis who work with the current government(s) should be sent home or receive diplomatic immunity ,sepperating them from regular somali "jaaliyad"

stop speculating 'bout who we are... somali pirates. check out this headline : --Dhoobley: Al-Shabaab oo soo saartay amar ah in Saraawiisha Gaabsadaan.-- and now for those not afraid to lose their "sharci" yes it's considered news... so...unless somalia wants to stay undocumented.. i'm not feeling you ...give me news i can relate to...something you feel strongly 'bout...something that leaves you speechless... something that'll make enuri's train from the "islam" section stop and listen... something that'll inspire the young people to do something new...this way ,even if positive..even if meant well it's just a copy of a copy of a copy... and now the somali pirates' anthem (feel free to disobey the instructions and daydream): somali pirates salute

from surat al-kahf : 94. They said: "O Zul-qarnain! the Gog and Magog (People) do great mischief on earth: shall we then render thee tribute in order that thou mightest erect a barrier between us and them? 95. He said: "(The power) in which my Lord has established me is better (than tribute)... *it means "rukuuc" and saying -glory to my great Lord- ....that is the meaning of "(The power) in which my Lord has established me" * ..(continues verse 95.)...Help me therefore with strength (and labour)... *the imam said "sami'a Allahu liman h'amidahu" (meaning : may Allah listen to whomever praiseth him) * ... praise Allah ,help the imam with strength and labor: read surat al-rum (sura30) الروم

final exam for graduation ... how would you report the following : russian troops are preparing for an attack/retaliation on italy ! russian president has already met with u.s. pres. and signed deal for "conventional" weaons use . why have the russians been avoiding this for so long? what about the civillian population of italy ? is russia going to just make things worse ? italians can't take it anymore and have called on the international community to send troops to overthrow the current regime and install a government. the u.n. agrees that something needs to be done...sinc FAO headquarters is in italy... ...algeria is already expecting many refugees from italy... the u.s.a. said they hope the war doesn't reach france or greece and should stay on a strict north to south axis ! in somaliland and puntland demonstrations burning the russian flag... in brithish parliament someone from the labour party screamed "russia is the devil" it was immediately followed by requests from various E.U. members to shut down the brithish foreign ministry... to pass the exam , a reporter must : -have his own free opinion -assume his public has some education and not explain too much. -say the truth,the whole truth...'cause truth is good for business. - if possible make each of the reports an issue of itself : the russian lead alliance in italy and the shutting down of the british foreign ministry are 2 seperate events that have nothing to do with eachother...although paranoia induced by war and conflict might suggest otherwise. "russia had and still has many things going on ,i don't think that demonstrations and burning russian flag or some religious comment from bitish parliament has anything to do with ongoing operations in italy by our u.n. backed forces..." good luck ; and i'm looking forward to some interesting inspiring reports in the near future. _* "journalistic ethics" was initiated by concerned reporters ... 60 % of people who watched "south-park" showed better social behaviour than 90% of people who followed cnn/bbc news !

that is sooo cool ! web page "test have shown , that kids between ages 6-11 , who live in solar powered houses ,show less hostile/agressive behaviour and are better in school." (family guy) :cool:

this is called "dhaanot xeroow" (suufi) play these 2 vids simultaneously.. dhaanto xeroow..(suufi)...you know like cumar mukhtar and robin hood iyo kuwaas!

cool.. xiinafiin and maaddeey know what they're doing... This is aserious malfunction. I have created a script bug entry for NGONGE and AT&T. Maaddeey Script accepts all types of data files with no regard to user specification, or without performing requered data validation. It loads data about war regions and stable regions together, stores them and incorrectly displays them on the screen. my computer was about to start a party ..but i told it this should not be the exception...

waryaa soomaali...wax akhiro isku huba inaguma jiro...diin yaanan la isku takoorin . waaxid calitari. "waaxid calitari...wayaa soomaali ; the series " is sponsored by .. * ban tourist class!

ya man ! dis 'omie from las canod(L.A.) teamed up with a crew from beled weyne : web page (...never get enough of this song !) they went to ghana ...somehow they ended up in sierra-leone... dem from politics section must be confused man ! dem talk 'bowt some western liberation... but dis what gwan in sierra-leone now...: web page if you need proof c.u. in the "islam" section. Sol somali pirates salute !

hello ladies... before we take it to the "general" section later "politics"... we ask for your support for : "waaxid calitari..waryaa soomaali (the series).." you 'eard of software solutions for 'ardware problems ey ? you won't regret... bla bla the role of women in society bla... the country bla bla our women bla bla...

even if this admin. manages to bring some "calm" to mogadidhu...does anybody want to go to a place calmed by such acts as mentiond above ? Witnesses say hundreds of poor Somali families are being forcibly evicted from their homes near the airport. would you want to use that airoport..?

and this is the story of one from las canod (L.A.) who joined up with a crew from balad weyne..went to ghana...see for yourself.. web page so...was it the weed ...or was it really a military op...what am i doin' in sierraleone suddenly..? anyway...

establish Sunday-Thursday workday... Friday and Saturday are holidays... allow the flexibility for companies to institute a 10-hour workday and a three-day Friday-Sunday weekend it's officially suggested by the U.N. ; 6 hours of workd a day...3 day weekend.. allowing..offering a 10 hour workday..exploiting the somali worker to attract investors... the rest is just beautiful ! so if you can convince your partners to fulfil these projects ... without any shady offers... to satisfy rightwing nationalists : Allow permanent residency to foreigners after 5 years of continuous residence with no unlawful activity and without absences lasting more than 3 months citizenship test includes knowledge of Somali language, culture and history by seperating governance and religion... thereby leaving religion to the free market...to manipulate the workforce...slavery ! this is the trick : institute a culture of religious tolerance and understanding; allow the construction of churches and temples "church" meaning dahab shiil .. "temple" meaning some factory with slave workers blinded by religious freedom slogans . no we will not tolerate religion... the rest is just beautiful but this: the facilitation of fair trade deals with as many nations as possible and the creation of two national airlines, one headquartered in Hargeisa and another in Mogadishu to facilitate those business and tourism ties how cute ! to satisfy all the leftwing revenge upon society losers... free trade cool , polarization...not cool . ...the rest is just beautiful !

waryaa soomaali ... the opposite of mushrik is a mulxid ! the opposite of a devil is still a devil.. waaxid calitari... soon in the "general" section of Sol : waaxid calitari...waryaa soomaali ; the series waa sida oday shirwac from youtube...?? "waaxid calitari...waryaa soomaali ; the series " is sponsored by : wasaaradda waxbarashada wasaaradda arrimaha bulshada taraafikad soomaaliyeed

all you can do is try to shut yourself from everything thats happening around you and get on with your life. and the only way to do that is to increase the dikr of Allah. as a muslim dikr of Allah will help you reach your goals if Allah will... but a responsible member of a community does not shut himself from the world... 'cause no matter what the crisis is ... ... don't leave the jamaa'a !

To a certain extent advertising has both positive and negative effects on society. Advertisements both promote prosperity and also is propaganda. Advertising can effect people by making them donate blood (Source A), smoke cigarettes (Source B), and "reinforce racial, cultural, and sexual stereotypes (source D). Advertisements try to get consumers to follow what they are advertising or buy a product, sometimes through the use of subliminal messages, celebrity endorsements, or obvious signs. People in society are influenced by most advertisements they see and either buy what they see or talk about what they saw to other people. Advertising has a positive effect on society in some ways as it promotes prosperity. In the American Red Cross poster (source A) the band aids are a symbol of how easy it is to donate blood and how painless it is. Donating blood saves lives, and at the cost of a wound that will heal in a day, anyone could do this to help save a life. Advertising also "tells us about important issues such as the benefits of seatbelt use" (source D) Wearing seat belts has saved the lives of many people. Advertising helps to promote awareness of health and safety issues. Advertising has had a positive effect on me when I donated to the Haiti Relief Fund. Advertising has negative effects on society as it is propaganda. Smoking advertisements have "promoted the continued social acceptability and encouraged the incorrect belief that the majority of people smoke" (Source B). People who smoke may have seen a smoking ad that made it appear as everyone smokes, so they feel they need to fit in and start to smoke. Advertising also has made people become more "worried about dandruff... embarrassed by teeth that weren't blinding white, toilets that didn't smell fresh" (Source D) Ads have made people become paranoid about their looks and how their material objects appear to others. Advertising has had a negative effect on me when I wasted my money on The Perfect Pull Up, the ads showed that they were specially designed exercises, but they weren't. Advertising can help to save lives, but can also create false images in a consumers mind, making them buy material things that aren't necessities to their life. Society is influenced y every ad that is shown and it helps and ruins society at the same time. When society is influenced by an ad they can promote something for good, such as the Red Cross or they can help to promote corporations that just want to make money, such as Wal-Mart. Sources can be found at link below. web page

you must accept them all as real...you just have to define and prioratize your access ! anybody knows government people are immune and above the law. in a civil court you can bring verses from quran or christian bible even as evidence,but nothing from the government can be used as legal evidence.which means you can bring as evidence the story of Noah pbuh ; but you can't legally prove the cold war or the east west nuclear arms race...as long as the civil court is concerned ,the civil war in somalia never happened ! the parties of the war are not "people" in legal terms.the high somali court does not recognize the civil war as an "event" in the legal sense ,the war and its parttakers are theoretic entities not to be discussed in a constitutional court of law. you would have to call a special temporary court like nuernberg.or a permanent one like den haag. we cannot deny the effect of all the war and politics on us... let's not make it worse.let's be realistic. let me redefine and prioritize my access! so , unless you belong to a certain extravagant group of people who can "afford" to follow the news on cnn and bbc , watch the nuernberg trials or discuss the bbl crew (bushbinladin) as loosly as we discuss 50 cents record sales... stop spreading lies you can only prove in a special court that doesn't allow "The Holy Quran" as evidence ! we are prepared to accept them as "real" if they also "redifine and prioritize their access" thank you mr. president your services are not required...we cannot accommodate any of your (i don't know what to call them)...you're dismissed.. we will deal with the army and armed opposition ourselves and try to rehabilitate them...

correction : news : the middle east bla bla ...jewish settlement bla...gaza bla bla... it just means gene therapy which has not yet been legalized. news : demonstrations in iraq after election...maybe a suicide bomb or two..something something shiite sunni bla bla..allied troops.. it means the the gene therapy was successfull and patient is fine...??!! but you educated folks probably already knew... but that's like saying you don't need to go to college you just .. web page ... waryaa somali akhbaarta intaadan ashabaab oola ordin kan fiiri : if you watch this we'll invite you to walima and wedding...

i'm trying to find a good reason... -your're trying to misguide us on purpose -you're guiding us by showing us what to avoid.. -you really don't know 'cause you're hypnotized by the arab league's secret envoy to somaliland(jordanian guy) we all know that politics is the type of game where you can be free and above/immune from the law ...but you sir have gone too far... the governments of china and iran are already censoring their internet .. somaliland websites cannot be accessed from china and iran , to protect the public especially the children and the old...our laws do not allow us to censor internet use... but we will use the instrument of education to teach the youth to not be fooled by this blacklist : somaliland humphrey bogart destiny's child eminem ... china and iran just censors their media ..why can't we ..(sir the microphone's still on!) the department of so 'n so of the united states of mind your OWN business , maybe they thought the little girl from the video was a palestinian gunman !!

Personally, I believe that these so called "scholars" are abusing the Islamic religion the islamic discipline is not "abusable", religion is like alcohol and cigarettes... no matter what fatwa or interpretation of sharia the government tries to impose...if not met with resistance...it will fail...and you will hear any president screaming for his shabaab or oliver north or whatever... according to a u.n. survey , 70 % of somali islamic clergy would rather drink beer than listen to a speech by h.e. president sharif.. but they don't drink beer ,'cause then they wouldn't be islamic ... that and including many other more pressing issues, like the price of shampoo and hair oil ,laundry(doobi) prices.. i still don't see why a sprite costs more than a fanta or coke in mogadishu... what's a better retirement place for a somali ? a seat in national parliament or a 2 room flat in quebec ? as oday...do we want to take them to court now ? i know in dunya , it can get boring and for some reason humans find it more and more interesting the more it goes towards jahannam.. maybe if we don't let them define us as "humans" and giving us "religions" we'll find disobeying God less attractive... could abdullah ibn mas'ud (ridwanulahicaleh) have taken abu jahl to court ? the magnitude of his crimes could only be dealt with in the "xamaasad" of a furious battle... could abdullah ibn mas'ud (ridwanulahicaleh) have taken abu jahl to court ? the magnitude of his crimes could only be dealt with in the "xamaasad" of a furious battle... if you can take saddam hussein to court , then you can't be very mad at him i guess... concerning "dacwa" the issues are too clear...even if you're in a coma , you can tell wrong from right in somalia... to amin caamir : duqay somali ah ayaa ku heshiiyay in la sameeyo al-shabaab , "kuweygan aan faa'iidada laheyn iigu dar ,askartu xabadda ha ku baratee..." sh. shariif : "haa...sida xamiid karsai iyo talibaankiisa...wada ciyaal loo taagwaayey...ciidamo caalami ah ha ku xabadbartaan" --waaba bacmushtar saas ah ! --- bbc. yaa raba inuu ku xabadbarto taliban ama shabaab ? you don't have to be in the army...private company like blackwater will do ! ---corriere della sera. stay sharp and alert...war is unreal..so keep it real ! ---radio banadir. i'm trying man...i'm trying... ... ...

why are you singling out somalia ? somalia is a member of the arab league;somalia is a member of the african union ; somalia is a member of the poor countries' club like bangladesh and chad.in case the rich countries fight over their riches and the rich land is destroyed, we can always move to the lands wee intentionally keep poor ,like chad or somalia. as for the somalis who live abroad...the e.u. naturalization project...moderate islamic countries like turkey and bosnia,as a role model for somali communities abroad . if you want to discuss arrimaha gudaha... bring one marduuf each ,we can share one isteek ,iyo wadaad noo fasira bukhaariga. i think, i 'm not sure...

sorry ,correction : there's no confilict. literal application and/or implementation. it's not like were debating mussolin vs.ghandi; it's just mohamed ali and/or bruce lee ...no conflicts there...

a. i asked a family to marry their daughter.they said ok,everybody was at the expensive wedding... or b. when the daughter was 17,she asked her parents if she could move to her aunt in mogadishu.she came back 2 years later with a man and a baby. option b. is more according to sharia,being more discrete(for the pluralism) and granting more individual freedom. option a. , although not according,does not deserve an explicit "no" from the sharia. in the 70's this would have caused a shockwave of riots in places like karachi and hargeisa. literal application vs. implementation of sharia.

Personally, I support the WUTANG CLAN. wadaad waalan aa yiri "wadaninimadu waa shirki ! " nimaan wadani ahayn waa raxim-goys ! loving ireland doesn't mean i hate poland..

waa in ay ka bilowdaa in Haweenka laga saaro Maamulka Dowladda it is true...and that's why God created amazons.many "males" will have to leave "maamulka" 'cause they (although male)are more like women and should stay at home (which is no insult) amazons (although females) will replace them in "maamulka" sister in arms : and this one according to sharia ,although male (judging by the beard) does not count as "man" that would be entrusted with the nations defense. he should be discussing tupperware and watching martha stewart. you know what ? house work is too important , let one of us do it...