Muriidi

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  1. didn't have time to read of it , but the direction is right .. 'ere's some fresh miraa : web page
  2. somali foreign affairs : foreign policy .. now .. arrimaha gudaha .. no thing defined .. just parameters that should not be surpassed .. interior ministry .. for visa applications and serious national police matters .. p.s. fadlan nagadhaf jaadka baarixiga ah ! balaayoleen forces ..
  3. Muriidi

    top secret!

    dude .. this programm follows no recognizable algorithm .. somali pirates salute .. .. so , should i get potato-chips and an icebox for cold drinks .. or just sweet,sweet tea .. and the peanut-guy sitting outside who looks suspiciously like alshabaab .. ? exporting "magaalojoogxumo" is the way to expand the somali empire !
  4. hey , salafi's are such elitists ! before they tell you any of their secrets you have to recite 10 hadiths .. by heart... they're not against sufi hadra .. they just think it should be less "formal" and the prophet pbuh should be called "Mustafa" during hadra .. nowadays salafi imams are not afraid to quote the Christian Bible during friday khutba. .. anyway think "Mustafa" during the sufi hadra , and the they might join even .. feels kinda like dis :
  5. ma fitmaa ? .. barigii hore ee guumeysiga .. waxaa ciidamada reer yurub mooyee .. jiray kaniisado iyo takhaatiir .. askarta dawladdu way ka cabsan jireen oo ma aysan iman jirin kaniisadda .. daraawiishtu haeshiis bay la ahaayeen wadaaddada kaniisadda .. weliba caruur agoon ah bay hayeen .. maanta .. aar maanta ... waxaa yurub laga dhisi la'yahay masjid ! waxaa jooga ciidamo xabadi keentay iyo qaxooti .. siyaasado,jaaliyooyin .. qabyaaladna ha noqotee keen wixii xun ah ! waxay dhaheen ,kaba soo qaad dunida 3aad oo duulaan ku ah reer yurub , kuwaasoo xiriir taariikhi ah la leh islaamka , uma ictiraafsana goobahan ay dadku ku kulmaan inay tahay masjid! waxaa shuruudo ah ,in askarahaasi aysan iman karin oo ay kaba cabsadaan .. markaa waxaa la dhihi lahaa ,aleylahay waa masjid ! ashraafta reer yurub wadaaddada masjiidka heshiis bay la ahaayeen .. waliba waxay wax baraan caruuraha iyo dhalinyarada ..
  6. .. i almost said : there were reports of an attack by alshabaab militia on a government military base .. alshabaab is a somali islamic militia with links to the worldwide known alqaeda.. but this is the sad boring reality : ministry of interior affairs laid on ice for 2 weeks .. interrogation concerning : dahab shiil daalo airlines amal bank radio horn afrik meanwhile the u.s. navy off the somali coast fired rockets (i think called mavericks) on the somali government base killing government troops and islamic militia ...then the u.s. complained about how syria is supporting worldwide terror .. and now back to Sol camelmilkthreads NEWS : .. next , a song by khadra daahir : waa iska xaal aduun . later a political science proffessor will explain the term : apologetics and what it means in politics.
  7. what's wron with them ? .. send u.s. troops to france ..
  8. :rolleyes: no please don't rock my boat ! here it comes : in the light of training new entertainers/educators .. which will be very necessary for the social order for the next 50 years or so .. do you follow the cultural continental theory for the solution of our problems .. or the more intellectual country by country approach ? when you think about the world .. do you think leaders are the main problem .. ? what about all the other "problems" ? or do you just see different people and sometimes recognize leaders among them .. people , not problems .. for if people were problems and the main problems being their leaders .. maybe you should join the government and secure yourself an atomic arsenal ! * notice the channel .. .. we get it ! tourism is bad .. no respectable airline will carry anyone with a tourist visa . and here's something from the 80's p.s. no .. we're not trying to attract viewers away from cnn and bbc ...
  9. this is oldskool : 2 friends .. one likes skinny women .. the other likes phat women .. the one who likes skinny women can call them bond-girls and go make action-movies doing gymnastic stunts with his skinny gal .. the other who likes phat chicks , needs to hide it , they call it "fetish" , and he needed a codename for his romantic endeavors calling himself "salman" he was constantly under attack by the media for loving phat women , that really hurt .. salman-rushdie was the biggest attack on phat women and guys who like phat women in recorded history ... jean reno: his friend : he didn't need to hide .. he could call them bond-girls and jump over buildings with them .. the editor advised to spare our readers pictures of ben-laden or salman-rushdie , which took the fun out of the whole thing with phat or skinny women .. really .. did anyone get more than that from the whole 9/11 or rushdie incidents ..? on khaleeji websites nowadays .. people say let's quit al-jazeera and use classic arabic(fusxaa) for something else .. arabic word jilbaab,jalaabiib .. from arabic verb : yajlib -- bring , which rhymes with: yajthib -- attract it's very mystical indeed ..
  10. Muriidi

    fiqh

    i took a look at somalis abroad and i must say i'm not pleased with the education offered by our dear government to somalis abroad ... all i understood was (with all due respect) * how pigs are related to "dhurwaa" since they both eat "hambo" , and how the rabbit took the city rat's advice (also a rodent) and decided to hunt wolves .. ?!! complexity is not the enemy .. what does that have to do with educating somalis abroad .... silly animal stories .. also the entertainment .. i mean look at Sol camelmilk threads , how bad is the somali entertainment/education , situation that hanging out here at Sol is like a vacation .. i suggest drafting people and making them serve in the new Somali Ministry of Education/Entertainment for at least 2 years , remember : our brains like to simplify .. supply adequately complicated education/entertainment .. * The Ministry of Education/Entertainment is a move by the Somali Government to face future challenges and .. etc.
  11. Muriidi

    fiqh

    a while ago i read an article (hiding)in the islam section .. because the replies wouldn't fit in that section of Sol ! this is too simple .. thus not fun : this is more like it : if you really have to be so so graphic at least something more stimulating for the "caqli"
  12. being somali .. with a traditionally strong tie to europe ... djibouti refrains from recognizing : Kirgizistan and Abchasien
  13. Light Year = If-sanadeed set it off ...
  14. i started smoking again .. ok...happy now ?
  15. .. as narrated by Anas(rdwn) , that the Messenger of Allah ,(pbuh) took a sword on the day of uh'ud .. and said : "whos shall take this of me ?" so they spread out their hands,each of them sayeth: "me , me !" then He said : " who then taketh it of me by its right ?" and the people made way .. then said Abu Dujana (rdwn) : "i take it by it's right !" so he took the sword and by it he split the goal of the mushrikiin . narrated by muslim. .. the name of Abu Dujana , Samaak Ibn Kharsha .. ururka macalimiinta soomaaliyeed we live in a world where generation after generation ,people were practically raised by such ahadiith ..
  16. islamic culture : yes .. islamic culture : islamic house of God : .. how muslims feel about christianity : how muslims support christians against fakes from islamic countries : * "The 3D Matrix" .. is sponsored by : "waaxid calitari:waryaa soomaali;the series"
  17. i heard muslims who accepted christianity didn't become slaves ... christians who accepted islam didn't become nazis .. jews who actually accepted moses (pbuh) didnt's become zionists also known as slave-nazis. nice article .. with a soft drum&bass musical background it would be jazz-peotry .
  18. befor Noah (pbuh) ... there was no space ... no here and there ... no places ... people just were.. before Lot (pbuh) .. there was not time ! no yesterday or tomorrow , no now and then ... before Abraham (pbuh) there was no language .. just single words ... no sentences .. people didn't know how the words I and You belonged together.. they couldn't form a sentence .. with the word I and the word You .. before Jesus (pbuh) people had no concept of akhira ... everything had to be now and here ...no hope for a better time and place ... just here and now .. before Mohamed (pbuh) there was no society ...no social standards to rely on ,like family values and business traditions ..
  19. oo adi maxaad ku keentay dad aloobaad oo meel iska fadhiya intaad dhex imaato inaad ooga sheekeyso halganka o.n.l.f. ,"walaal inagu dawladda itobiya shaqo ku ma lihin!" aniguba intaan shirarkiina jaaliyada dhex imaado aan idhaahdo ...."meeshani waxay ku haboontahay hawlihii kacaankeena ... musikadii iyada aheyd ee loogu yeeri jiray jimanka kacaanka inoo shid" soo dageey .... we somalis invented downloading !
  20. adeer ... wadaaddadu inay masjidka ku noqdaan bay doonayaan , ee ii boobsii ... calaykAllah ...
  21. hello friends ... 1 shah cadeys ...please ! i like this place .. live football on a flatscreen while you sip somali shaah ! for snacks .."saytuun" under the "geed hindi" outside there's a guy who looks suspiciously like shabab-militia selling peanuts . * virtual environment powered by : .. some somali IT company . that's the actual name .
  22. waryaa soomaali ... things of the past belong in the museum .. for example but then some people like hangin' out at museums . also in the museum : the "convex/concave" way of looking at things .. waaxid calitari .. "waaxid calitari...waryaa soomaali ; the series " is sponsored by .. * somalia preferrs to pay back its debts to the world bank (and donor countries ) by investing in industry&education ... "dulsaar" on the debts will be handled by hollywood !
  23. before you criticize somalia .. ..countries like somalia and afghanistan help youths from other countries : -sending many teachers abroad ... -the hopeless cases are taken to somalia (or afghanistan) where they receive intensive social training from peers ... " at the end of the day ,mr. president , you're just another citizen ... which means i can arrest you ... and now enjoy your "inverse function " game called poiitics ." baydhabo police dep.
  24. instead of "analyzing" this oday .. maybe he's just trying to inspire the youth: why do you believe in God ? do you love Him ? based on your daily observations...are you thankful to God or do you have complaints ? are you yahuud?! if you had a "ticket" to meet your Creator one day , would you waste it on duniya ? in the Holy Quran and Prophet's Hadith , there is much advice about discretion and not stopping at every ****** thought ... "qof kale afkaartiisa private ka ah waa sida safaleeti uu ku diifsado ...waxaa laga yaabaa inaad jirro ka qaadid!" if you respect yourself , you will also not stop at your own ****** thoughts ... maybe this oday is an atheist and a man of virtue.... in islamic history there are many examples of "culimo" like nuune who were friends with such intellectuals(atheist ,but of virute) , their discussions inspired many muslims towards salafism ... you should help and welcome him before he goes totally "salman rushdie" maybe he wants us to think : do i really believe or am i taking the easy way and doing like "society tells " waaxid calitari would say : waryaa soomaali , stop analyzing people ...go #¤%& yourself !
  25. every country has "uncivilized/cawaan" people ,every country has "qarmuun" , and sometimes the combination of stink and cawaanimo ! let's just call them :somaliland,puntland and o.n.l.f. instead of letting them get lost in the vast majority of muslims ...we gave them names, "governments" , news headlines and even foreign affairs (jaaliyad) + the authority to terrorize somali citizens abroad ,so they won't miss out on the action back home ... g'day mate : the pacific division of