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Damn i am on my way to home and i inter one-way here.... i wana shout-out to my ni99ez from 10,000 Lakes na'mean yo... my bad >>>sisterz tooooooooooo.... yo all know how we do out here summer? go out lakez and play with Timber-Wolvez 4really... is going hot summer so come out and show luv aight... peac out ya.

Damn i am on my way to home and i inter one-way here.... i wana shout-out to my ni99ez from 10,000 Lakes na'mean yo... my bad >>>sisterz tooooooooooo.... yo all know how we do out here summer? go out lakez and play with Timber-Wolvez 4really... is going hot summer so come out and show luv aight... peac out ya.

Damn i am on my way to home and i inter one-way here.... i wana shout-out to my ni99ez from 10,000 Lakes na'mean yo... my bad >>>sisterz tooooooooooo.... yo all know how we do out here summer? go out lakez and play with Timber-Wolvez 4really... is going hot summer so come out and show luv aight... peac out ya.

Damn i am on my way to home and i inter one-way here.... i wana shout-out to my ni99ez from 10,000 Lakes na'mean yo... my bad >>>sisterz tooooooooooo.... yo all know how we do out here summer? go out lakez and play with Timber-Wolvez 4really... is going hot summer so come out and show luv aight... peac out ya.

there waz somali guy who his way to the hospital. he had physical checking appointment. while he was going to the hospital, he felt hungry so wants to eat something. he stop by fast food(bugerking) and he order chicken sandwich. he ate the chicken sandwich and got the hospital on time. the doctor came to him to ask some questions. one of the question asked the guy was.. HAVE U EVER HAD CHICKEN POX? THE SOMALI GUY REPLY.. NO BUT I HAD CHICKEN SANDWICH THIS MORNING. LOL. THE GUY HAD PAIN HIS DISLOCATED NECK AND THE DOCTER ASKED HIM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR NECK? HE REPLY SOMALI BARKIN DHAC AND THE DOCTOR SAID WHAT? HE SAID I FELL THE PILLOW LAST NIGHT. LOL THA IS MY TIME PEAC OUT PPL

who let the dogz in any way? hey yo know what this place is right? it's place to lol on int'l your pee wet your ass so plz quit this shit going on here...

who let the dogz in any way? hey yo know what this place is right? it's place to lol on int'l your pee wet your ass so plz quit this shit going on here...

Hey abdinur thankz bro and u damn funny toooo. i respect to u when it comes to joke bro and i keep my eyez on u every day bro to see what u get lol.. by the way u get my 5th grandfather's name abdinur.. u get that name for sale? lol keep'em bro and stay real agith.

There was 2 man one was Iranian the other Indian, they were on boat then the boat sank, Then a big shark came and ate the Iranian man first, then the shark left the Indian man. The Indian man asked the shark why he didn't eat him, then the shark replied I ate an Indian man last year and my ass is still burning. (because Indian people eat too much hot Chili) (busbaas) --

AFP reporter asked one of the Somalian warlords in Cairo what they agreed after they signed the Cairo accord, he replied " We agreed to disagree " -

There was a young somali guy, who went for job interview in a security firm. During the interview he was asked that if he had a crinimal record before. He answered no and at same time he said to the personnel, but do you know where I can get one(Personnel laughed and responded NO !) - the catch is there was a misunderstanding. The somali guy though that the question was based on qualification or skills that he did't had at the time. --

hahahhahhahaha abdinur(shaactiro) sx waa iga qoslisiisay noh. man i like it alot sx... xariifkii reer xirleey ah ayaa la geeyay school ayaa malintii danbe macalinka istaajiyay waxuu ku dhahay shan shan ku dhufo intuu soobaday ayaa ku jawaabay.. sheedaanka alaha naga xijaabo.. macalkii waxuu ku dhahay amiin lakin waamaxay ayuu ku jawaabay shaxaari shuun dheeeeeeeer lol.. take care yo

Yo all most forget my name... the winner is my Ni99a Abdinur(foorjoole) of course me ( ladies like to handle me) and last my girl ladyfadima ( i like the end of your name) so vote me aight....