HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LOOLLL Very nice.

HHAHHAHAHA very funny wallahi, LOL. Damn u nevva know.... Pour man.

HAHAHAHAHAH LOL Very nice, ''ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin'' U know brother, somalia is a very big country. if u need ur neighbour who lives 2miles away u just shout. thats the reason why we r so loud. LOL

LOL, very funny.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, keep it coming!!

AHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA, VERRY NICe ''who the hell is in the shop'' LOL

Selaam aleikum I also know this one too, but ill give the others a chance.LOL... Goodluck yall selaam

Assalamu aleikum, Verry very nice Intuition. It seems we are the only 2 who are trying to come up with some riddles. haha We are also solving them dont we? Ppl COME ON....

Assalamu aleikum, A riddle: ''you are my son, BUT I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!!!!!'' the question= who am I?? good luck wassalaam

Assalamu aleikum wa wb, its silly me again. i forgot to mention the other to riddles, 1= a stamp 2= a river 3= the age wassalaam

Assalamu aleikum wa wb, The answer to the riddle is.......... a river.

Selaam Sister(islam) How come u talk like this about somali men. If u had a bad experiensce with one of them, it really doesnt mean good Somali men dont exist. Im not attacking you sister, but plz dont react angry for such a joke. Assalamu aleikum wa wb

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Laughing OUT LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD velly velly nice Filsan

Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove, That valleys, groves, hills and fields, Woods or steepy mountains yields. And we will sit upon the rocks, Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks By shallow rivers, to whose falls Melodious birds sing madrigals. And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies, A cap of flowers and a kirtle Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle; A gown made of the finest wool, Which from our pretty lambs we pull; Fair-lined slippers for the cold, With buckles of the purest gold; A belt of straw and ivy buds, With coral clasps and amber studs; And if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me and be my love. The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing For thy delight each May morning; If these delights thy mind may move, Then live with me and be my love.

Haye ladies, waa ligu goobtay myaa? Well, maybe u can try again, u know. Start a new sunny live and maybe u will meet a nice man. Good luck!!!

Wow Nafta, Thx for sharing. I feel also sad u know, but u know what I think? Love doesnt suck,cause if u love someone you have to go for it. If it doesnt work out (lil chance) then u have to know that it was not meant to be... snap je me boefje? euhh I mean u fillin me nafta? so dont worry, be happy, cause everything will work out insha allah.. dont u think. well Nafta Assalamu Caleykum Waraxmatullahi Wabarakatuh

الينا واليك يا محب، والسلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركات

Love Soul, heart, and body, we thus singly name, Are not in love divisible and distinct, But each with each inseparably link'd. One is not honour, and the other shame, But burn as closely fused as fuel, heat, and flame. They do not love who give the body and keep The heart ungiven; nor they who yield the soul, And guard the body. Love doth give the whole; Its range being high as heaven, as ocean deep, Wide as the realms of air or planet's curving sweep.

New Improved Lawnmowers One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat." So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you." The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

Nafta , just wait till ur home, i will give u billenkoek. Thats not the way u talk to ur man!!! AIGHT!!!!

HAye Nafta, Naayaa isku hishood dee, ur avatar-pic. Somali baa tahay , iyo muslim. Ceeb dee, anyway, evrybody likes my joke. U Jack the ripper and Captain Hook..... J/K

wallahi GOOD ONE. ahhahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhhhahahhaahhahha

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ******* ceiling up there. What did you come here for? hahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahhhahahahh

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Three men were in a sauna... Three men were in a sauna. One was Italian, one was German, and one was Polish. Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged. Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and said, "Hello. Oh Yes! OK...Bye!" After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls. The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom. He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt. The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look. He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"

Definitely Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?" First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..." Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown." Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: "Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!" "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."